Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bepis]

What else could that possibly mean other than an acknowledgement of the throuple? He has a tail? He has a vestigial third leg?

He has a comically large dildo up his ass at all times. So large that he can lean back on it like a third leg.

 

[Farmer McColl]

"Joe they call me tripod and not because of my penis."

I think this is suppose to be a joke about the gargantuan size of Nick's schnoz.

 

[3MMA]

This gay expression looks like something Commodus might have thrown down.

The gift that keeps on giving.
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For the collection:

With shoulders

Without.

 

[dustnight]

Here we go again...

 

[Vibralldo]

For the collection:
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With shoulders
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Without.

TFW someone tells you to stop giving your daughter cocaine

 

[3MMA]

Nick is BOMBING.

EDIT: He can't stand still and has walked off cam 4-5 times.

Nick is not in the thumbnail. How did he manage to get himself invited onto this stream? Did Joe feel bad for him? What the fuck happened to his mic? Everyone looks really uncomfortable.

Really looking forward to catching the clips of Nick’s portion of that stream later. Sounds like his true colors were on full display if the others were visibly uncomfortable. If Joe had denied the Balldoskelly entry, he wouldn’t have been able to cope. Being DENIED is particularly hard on Nick in the aftermath of Denialocalypse. How pathetic.

 

[ChromaQuack]

What else could that possibly mean other than an acknowledgement of the throuple? He has a tail? He has a vestigial third leg?

The weight of the Balldo and his lack of collagen due to a poor diet made the family jewels sag something fierce.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm glad to see Nick is still taking the reigns of being a non-practicing streamer seriously. Even while on stream he is going for under 50% camera time.

No, he's taking our orders seriously. We own him. He's our slave. We've told him he does not have permission to stream. We have ordered him not to stream.

As a servile pussy, he obeys our orders. He does not stream, because we have explicitly told him he does not have our permission to do it.

He obeys our orders.

Because we own him.

He is our slave.

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Without.

Why do his cheeks look like a chimpmunk's?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The gift that keeps on giving.
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I'm surprised his hair hasn't fallen out.

 

[3MMA]

Why do his cheeks look like a chimpmunk's?

He was still eating an entire snack size bag of Doritos at the time of that pic. He’d just been kicked off of youtube and hadn’t cut down to a single Dorito, eaten sassily while staring into the camera, just yet. Now the sass is gone, who knows how many Doritos he’s binging, & all that remains is a total cuck.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick isn't cringe-funny enough for me to sit through these god-awful acoustics. He sounds like he's on an international phone call while inside a shed. Kick April out of your streaming room already you pussy

 

[AnOminous]

He was still eating an entire snack size bag of Doritos at the time of that pic.

Take back this vile lie. He was never seen eating anything other than a single Dorito.

 

[Gorton Colu]

A little Latin for Nick as he reads the thread.

Quis est Nicolaus? Nicolaus cuculus est. Nicolaus advocatus est? Advocatus non est, sed servus et cuculusque. Cuii servus est Nicolai? Nicolaus servus agricolarum ex fundos kiwi est. Agricolae sunt domini Nicolai

I'm a little rusty.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Is it just me or is haveing your first drink or cigar with your kid just strange?

No, it's strange. I think it's part of the overindulgent helicopter parent phenomena where they want every kid to be a winner, have no failures or disappointment and parents "are their best friends." It's setting those kids up for failure.

I believe most young adult right-of-passage experiences should be with their peer-groups. Some of it is extremely intimate like heavy petting and losing virginity. It's done between peers. Drinking, smoking, drugs, explicit films, etc, etc, are less intimate but again with peer groups. If young adults are experiencing them with their parent or their parents friends, it's fucked up. They will be fucked up. Even Kevin Spacey figures that out in American Beauty. There are interactive experiences that people need to learn with peers. There's a reason it triggers parents spidey senses when Nicktards say stupid shit about introducing kids to these experiences.

 

[3MMA]

Take back this vile lie. He was never seen eating anything other than a single Dorito.

Best I can do is the following, now that such a slip was posted. For accuracies sake:

Addendum:​

The eating of an entire snack size bag of Doritos was never proven. Nick Rekeita claimed he’d eat one bag a day, approximately two years ago. The truth of the matter relies on the words of a cuckold & is therefore deemed an unreliable narrative. To this day, he has only ever been seen eating a single, solitary, Dorito chip at a time. To be fair, if any of this happened before the Rekieta’s vacationed at Hedonism II in Jamaica, Nick might have not been cuckolded, yet. He may have told the truth about eating one snack size bag of Doritos per day. However, now that he’s been legally declared a cuck, this question will never be answered. There is no method known to man that can now establish solid, cuck-free, ebidance. Going forward, it will be feasibly impossible to acquire such ebidance in this case.​

 

[Strix454]

Why does his skin looked greased up?

Nasty.

During his coke and swinging journey, he gradually gave up on personal hygiene. He is just kinda visibly dirty alot of the time now. One of things that caused a problem with CPS & the children was that the family as a whole had also given up on laundry and mostly took to wearing dirty clothes.

Things that seem ordinary to mortals are an incredible burden to Nick. Things like eating, washing, paying taxes, paying traffic tickets, wearing clothing and doing laundry are just different for someone like Nick. Nick has many more important things to do with his day than that stuff.

 

[Vibralldo]

Best I can do is the following, now that such a slip was posted. For accuracies sake:

Addendum:​

The eating of an entire snack size bag of Doritos was never proven. Nick Rekeita claimed he’d eat one bag a day, approximately two years ago. The truth of the matter relies on the words of a cuckold & is therefore deemed an unreliable narrative. To this day, he has only ever been seen eating a single, solitary, Dorito chip at a time. To be fair, if any of this happened before the Rekieta’s vacationed at Hedonism II in Jamaica, Nick might have not been cuckolded, yet. He may have told the truth about eating one snack size bag of Doritos per day. However, now that he’s been legally declared a cuck, this question will never be answered. There is no method known to man that can now establish solid, cuck-free, ebidance. Going forward, it will be feasibly impossible to acquire such ebidance in this case.​

Checkmate, Kiwi prudes!
Nick individually bags every single Dorito, so to him every chip IS a bag!

Why do his cheeks look like a chimpmunk's

Chipmunk cheeks is a symptom of bulimia. It's possible Nick's graduated from not eating to eating then throwing it back up. A teen girl eating disorder to match his teen girl personality.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

NO STREAMER CHILD YOU WILL NOT STREAM TONIGHT, YOU WILL NOT WIN YOUR OMNIBUS, YOU WILL NOT WIN YOUR FRANKS, NO STREAMER, YOUR REQUEST IS DENIED.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

To clarify, feather, not dot.

It's 2024. I go with "Call center or casino?"

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick showed up briefly on Joe (Good Lawgic's) stream ~3 hours 15 ish for those who can't find the time. Jew jokes were made and incoherent jokes were had. Also @AnOminous he mentioned a tripod joke that made no fucking sense just so you can debate him on the intricacies of what the tripod refers to.

Have you ever been to a Dennys with a tripod?