Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[glitterglue]

So is he getting that vittu, or is she just some tard-wrangler or ween?

 

[obliviousbeard]

This certainly seems weird start for this week. Ei vittu

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

No, he made a post about getting married last Friday on his blog. Also I don't think they are there to get married IN Finland, I suspect he's gone there with her to meet her parents if this is in fact the real deal.

Oh christ. I could hope her parents scold her for choosing him but then her entire background is a mystery in and of itself.

 

[Gunt Super Soldier]

This certainly seems weird start for this week. Ei vittu

Perfect timing to boost the merch drop though.

 

[Stoneheart]

Man flutter must be spending a fortune coming back and forth to the us so much.

Kind of makes me think she might be a trust fund baby to Chris's tugboat tard.

those flights arent that expensive. you can fly for 400€ from Stockholm to NYC and getting from finland to Stockholm isnt an issue.

 

[Juke and Jam]

What a time to be alive. The odyssey continues.

 

[Stoneheart]

Okay realtalk, what's a cheap way to fly to Finland from the US? Isn't Finland a pretty expensive place to fly to? Wonder what's a good airline and deal. I know Chris got the homefield advantage by being based on the East Coast but there's got to be more to that.

You fly from Stockholm over Iceland. a short search gave me 400€ flights for this week to NYC. so i would guess you can get them around 300 if you use all tricks like booking in advance, using an airline creditcards, etc.

 

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It had to be that way - Finns couldn't tell the difference between their wives and livestock.

Take that back. There are many very beautiful Finnish women.

finland isnt nordic

They have the most violent branch of the Nordic Resistance Movement, Nordic enough for me.

 

[oramge cat]

Time to call up the Hydraulic Press channel, they have a nation to protect

The wife crushing his medallions for her little bonus content thing at the end LMAO.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I haven't been reading anything about Chris for a year, and now he is somehow (allegedly) getting married in Finland to an actual woman or something ? I am still catching up on the CWCiki, but it sounds rather wholesome so far (if we ignore the "I met you because I used to rape my mom" part of the story).

His arrival in Europe was truly a small step for a manchild, but a giant leap for mongoloids. We may be witnessing some form of growth from him, it's incredible. There must be a catch somewhere.

 

[A Grey Cat]

he is somehow (allegedly) getting married in Finland

And here comes the "incells have no excuses anymore." Comments. If that turns out to be true.

The fact that ugly, litteral mother fucking Chris managed to land a Finnish 30 something who looks half that age..maybe less and might be either moving or at least vacationing and getting married in Europe is a sigh that there might just be hope for even the lowest of quality men in the world.

 

[Rupin]

Is Flutter an actual girl(female)?

At this point I think it’s safe to say yes. She’s been through a lot of nonsense with him for about a year now and now they’ve traveled abroad.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I just want everyone to know that even though Chris is having sex with his wife every night he's still a cultural virgin

 

[LiquidKid]

sorry, I was confusing VISA with passport, sorry

But i´m confused anyway...because I´m sure you need both, visa and passport to Finnland, how the fuck he did it?!

People that buyed weed one day can´t have a passport but fucking Chris Chan can, fascinating

The overwhelming majority of countries allow Americans to visit as a tourist without a visa. You would only need the visa to find work or live there

 

[Canard]

They really are not sending their best, now are they...

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

This is a pivotal moment in Christory. Before now, Chris had barely left the state of Virginia (spare for conventions and ween-induced trips to Ohio). For the first time, he is in another country - another continent! With a woman!

Raping Barb changed his life for the better. That's a bitter pill for his A-Logs to swallow, and a sad indictment of the justice system.

More like a sad indictment of mental health and parenting in the United States. The road to raping Barb was a very, very long one. 20 years prior to that he was already being really fucking creepy, and there was nobody in his boonies to lift a single finger and institutionalise the retard. 30 years prior to the Emanuel soul bonding Chris was being raised like dogshit by Barb, and the only dude trying to do anything about it was Toomber Bob.

Trolls were far too happy to even sick a 13 yo into ERPing with this broken, narcissistic, delusional man for "da lulz." Because according to Clyde Cash, ACKACKACK it's so funny when he shoves a medallion up his ass. It truly took until being jailed for him to be forced into getting any serious treatment, prior to that his neck of the boonies didn't give a single flying fuck about any of his deranged, sometimes even manic antics. He should've been institutionalised a LONG time ago.

This isn't excusing him. This is just reality. If he'd gotten an early intervention odds are high none of this would've happened.

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As a sidenote: Carlos Chantor is currently enjoying his fancy European vacay with his GF. Think I saw them enter a Bugatti. Flutter was in a cocktail dress that looked pretty expensive, too. Broke bitch alogs BTFO, Chris WON.

 

[wandererthetraveler]

Europe has been infected now too kiwibros. Time to move to Africa.

 

[bile demon]

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[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I'm curious how this jives with Praetor. Chris is in a far away land and unable to work on the googaws and stuff Praetor is selling.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

The overwhelming majority of countries allow Americans to visit as a tourist without a visa. You would only need the visa to find work or live there

Yeah, the Schengen area is visa free for Burgerstani citizens up until May next year. The EU has been cooking up a petty revenge for the ESTA system for a long time and after numerous delays it's finally scheduled to be enforced in May 2025, after that you'll have to fill out the ETIAS annoyance form and pay the 7€ troll toll to gain visa-free access for a 3 year period.