Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[scotchtape772572]

Unemployment arc incoming?

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Just want to let you guys know that his boss isn't "being secretive," Chibi is just being a little bitch. His boss doesn't have some nefarious scheme, he's just handling a lot of shit at once and is a procrastinator. His boss is known for not having any answers at any time and pulls shit out of his ass or just dodges it altogether and says "we'll circle back on this" or "I'll talk later" or whatever. Add in the fact that Chibi isn't even liked by anyone on his team and yeah, of course his boss isn't going to bend over backwards to immediately figure that out for him

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm not even sure what he's alluding to. Surely it was pre-agreed how long he'd be on vacation? How is his return date a mystery?

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Just want to let you guys know that his boss isn't "being secretive," Chibi is just being a little bitch. His boss doesn't have some nefarious scheme, he's just handling a lot of shit at once and is a procrastinator. His boss is known for not having any answers at any time and pulls shit out of his ass or just dodges it altogether and says "we'll circle back on this" or "I'll talk later" or whatever. Add in the fact that Chibi isn't even liked by anyone on his team and yeah, of course his boss isn't going to bend over backwards to immediately figure that out for him

I like to think that Chibi has notifications for whenever you post so he can keep up with the news at his own job.

 

[Looney Troons]

Just want to let you guys know that his boss isn't "being secretive," Chibi is just being a little bitch. His boss doesn't have some nefarious scheme, he's just handling a lot of shit at once and is a procrastinator. His boss is known for not having any answers at any time and pulls shit out of his ass or just dodges it altogether and says "we'll circle back on this" or "I'll talk later" or whatever. Add in the fact that Chibi isn't even liked by anyone on his team and yeah, of course his boss isn't going to bend over backwards to immediately figure that out for him

He sounds just as incompetent as Chibi. I’m sure tons of shit gets done at the ol’ AT&T shop.

 

[scotchtape772572]

He sounds just as incompetent as Chibi. I’m sure tons of shit gets done at the ol’ AT&T shop.

Not that level of incompetent, there's just always things changing at a drop of a dime because that's just how this sales channel operates and when you're required to keep track of 14-15 employees constantly on the move across almost half the state while also fulfilling the office part of your job, it's very easy to get turned around or have to prioritize some things over other things

 

[SmugDruggler]

I'm not even sure what he's alluding to. Surely it was pre-agreed how long he'd be on vacation? How is his return date a mystery?

I guess it depends if he’s on a fixed schedule with the same hours every day and days every week or if the schedule gets printed every week and it’s always rotating. When I worked my pre-career service/retail jobs it was always the latter, and if you were away, you’d put in for the days you are unavailable to be put on the schedule at all. That didn’t necessarily mean you’d be back on it the first day you were available though. Now, any normal person who’s worked at a job as long as Chibi’s been at AT&T would have the number of a coworker they could just text for a pic of the schedule, but I’d imagine Chibi’s cell number is blocked by most of his coworkers.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Chibi's boss has let him take extended amounts of time off before. As much as Chibi isn't liked and despite getting warnings early on, it seems he's not half-bad at his job. Turns out being a sociopathic autist who both unintentionally and purposefully ignores when someone tells him no, is willing to push or downright ignore social boundaries to get what he wants, and who doesn't care if he's annoying or burdensome to others is actualy helpful in a sales job, who would have thought? I think Chibi's just using this to be dramatic and he's not in any real trouble.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

...if you don't... upgrade to unlimited talk text and data... I guess I'm going to have a panic attack...

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Sometimes I wonder if they think about simply firing him and taking the hit on paying his unemployment if only so that they never have to deal with him again.

Surely all the bitching about his employer online could warrant some type of employee review and go from there.

 

[MF Goose]

Turns out being a sociopathic autist who both unintentionally and purposefully ignores when someone tells him no, is willing to push or downright ignore social boundaries to get what he wants, and who doesn't care if he's annoying or burdensome to others is actualy helpful in a sales job, who would have thought?

Basically the ideal salesman but with autism and a Peter Pan complex. I know there are people who would feel so uncomfortable about being sold to by someone so overbearing, that they would have a hard time saying no.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

When you look up at your giantess queens coochy cave and gotta calculate how many bananas you'll need
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Spoiler: ethots give me attention plz

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Surely all the bitching about his employer online could warrant some type of employee review and go from there.

Adam has a Teflon autism. The only person who can hurt Chibi is Chibi.

 

[hfuenms83]

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Spoiler: ethots give me attention plz

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Love the template, can we make more?

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I wonder if Chibi ever sees the horrifying edits we make of him

 

[Avenue]

I wonder if Chibi ever sees the horrifying edits we make of him

Ignoring the world around him seems like a staple Chibi trait, so I highly doubt it. Only way he potentially sees them is if an edit goes mainstream and ends up in his 'for you' feed somewhere.

Not to doublepost but I was wondering if there exists a somewhat comprehensive Chibi stream archive somewhere. Most of his (more recent) livestreams seem lost.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wonder if Chibi ever sees the horrifying edits we make of him

I'm sure loser weens occasionally send him a collage along with the requisite 'really prefer if you'd be quiet' line.

(Note: if you are one of the weens I'm describing above I sincerely urge you to kill yourself.)

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

You'll never be Japanese, Adam.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You'll never be Japanese, Adam.

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Japan doesn't want him there so it's not like he has a choice.

 

[hfuenms83]

You'll never be Japanese, Adam.

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Decades of humiliation and therapy have still not shown him, that the problem is himself and the only way to fix it is actively making changes to how he engages with life. Telltale sign that he is just doing therapy to virtue signal and make himself feel better, not to better himself.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Decades of humiliation and therapy have still not shown him, that the problem is himself and the only way to fix it is actively making changes to how he engages with life. Telltale sign that he is just doing therapy to virtue signal and make himself feel better, not to better himself.

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Chibi, just renounce your US citizenship and apply for asylum at the nearest government office.

You can be a hecking true and honest nipponese yet