Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Why am I doing this?]

It’s like Patrick is the mirror universe version.

Patrick himself is a good pitch for an old school sci-fi short story. What if instead of evolving from monkeys, humans evolved from alcoholic pig monsters? And what if they had just stayed pig monsters? And couldn't tell which side of the pig pen was the outside?

 

[Louis Beans]

it's one thing to have compassion towards or solidarity with people fleeing war or climate disaster... but who actually is still "pro-immigration" in the abstract? besides a few klaus schwab types and, of course, those who own the factories and farms where immigrants slave for wages the locals wouldn't accept. there's no economic argument against it?? what is the economic argument FOR exponentially increasing a country's labor pool?

as most of the western world tilts harder and harder right literally because of immigration even most lefties these days say "we need to address the root causes of mass migration to prevent it." the rick position that "there are NO downsides and we need MORE immigration" strikes me as a real fat liar outlier... although i guess it is consistent with his position that we need more war

Rick is a fat rube whose programming is only updated during election cycles, and even then only when its gone through the human centipede of DNC operative influence until he finally sees it in a tweet by "Larry the Liberal Cat" or some shit.

 

[Maude Snew]

What if instead of evolving from monkeys, humans evolved from alcoholic pig monsters?

Bold of you to use the words "human" and "evolving", I see evidence of neither here. Only FAT, far as the eye can see.

 

[Judge Holden]

The Pork Man Cometh and he brings all the classic hits including "the police will 10000% arrest you stalkerchild"...


"you wont be able to call me fat on xitter in prison stalkerchild"....


"you will not go poopoo in my toilet, for I will immediately restrain you stalkerchild"....


"I only screamed for a baliff to save me in court to protect Dan from my wrath stalkerchild"....


And featuring brand new oinks such as "YOUR SON CAN JOIN YOU IN PRISON STALKERCHILD!"

EDIT: for fuck sake i'm doing wagie mandated sexual harassment training today.... I do not need to be laughing so fucking hard right now

 

[WelperHelper99]

EDIT: for fuck sake i'm doing wagie mandated sexual harassment training today.... I do not need to be laughing so fucking hard right now

You will NOT drop a juicy deuce in my toilet stalker child.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The Pork Man Cometh and he brings all the classic hits including "the police will 10000% arrest you stalkerchild"...
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"you wont be able to call me fat on xitter in prison stalkerchild"....
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"you will not go poopoo in my toilet, for I will immediately restrain you stalkerchild"....
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"I only screamed for a baliff to save me in court to protect Dan from my wrath stalkerchild"....
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And featuring brand new oinks such as "YOUR SON CAN JOIN YOU IN PRISON STALKERCHILD!"
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EDIT: for fuck sake i'm doing wagie mandated sexual harassment training today.... I do not need to be laughing so fucking hard right now
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I unironically hope that this Boomia guy does book it and show up and goes full Frank Hassle. Retards like him can do whatever they want, I just want more live recording Pat.

"Hey how are you doing, Jason?"
"Hello Patrick hey there, thanks for having us. Actually that's my brother who booked it my name is actually Robert. Robert Gay Porn?"

???

Boogie's Mexican standoff except it's Pat. A man can dream.

 

[Judge Holden]

I unironically hope that this Boomia guy does book it and show up and goes full Frank Hassle. Retards like him can do whatever they want, I just want more live recording Pat.

"Hey how are you doing, Jason?"
"Hello Patrick hey there, thanks for having us. Actually that's my brother who booked it my name is actually Robert. Robert Gay Porn?"

???

Boogie's Mexican standoff except it's Pat. A man can dream.

Boogie is enough of a shameless attention whore he can probably be pushed to hiring fat's airBNB for a week and proverbially and literally shitting up the place on camera solely so he can provoke another dozen "boogie has gone even lower" videos to feed his victimhood obsession

I mean fuck imagine if he did it as some paypig livestream where supachats could pay for him to do ever more vile and disgusting shit to the half hovel and surrounding area

EDIT: Meanwhile on Threads!


As others have taken the easy "lol pig just wants more ethnic kids to grind into his wurst/more ethnic butts spraying giblets into his wife's barren funnel" jokes, I will simply remark that this and the Lindbergh xeet perfectly incapsulate his literal toddler mentality of politics and real world issues.

Designated good thing: always 1000% super duper good and perfect and flawless and funny and cute that stands for everything positive in this world, and only evil bigot monsters (who should all be put to death) disagree
Designated bad thing: always 1000% super duper bad and disgusting and subhuman and icky and stoopid evil guilty of literally everything bad imaginable, and only evil bigot monsters (who should all be put to death) disagree

Immigration is good so it is literally the bestest thing in the world that does nothing but enrich the countries being immigrated to with literally zero downsides, and only cowardly raysissts disagree.

Charles Lindbergh is bad so he literally had his own baby murdered just so he could watch a bunch of immigrants be executed for the crime for his own gratification.

As for who does the designating, its the nebulous bubble of lib xitter virtue signallers, MSNBC tier media grifters, updooted r/politics posters, and his own retarded pig mind and what he imagines to be fashionable opinions to have.

 

[Maude Snew]

Designated good thing: always 1000% super duper good and perfect and flawless and funny and cute that stands for everything positive in this world, and only evil bigot monsters (who should all be put to death) disagree
Designated bad thing: always 1000% super duper bad and disgusting and subhuman and icky and stoopid evil guilty of literally everything bad imaginable, and only evil bigot monsters (who should all be put to death) disagree

"We've always been at war with Eurasia, child."

Which is funny because his BMI happens to be 1984.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

. A man can dream.

Like winning the lottery so you can hire a character actor to play Robert Prongay?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

EDIT: Meanwhile on Threads!

Is there a country without immigration laws? I suspect every single country in the world has them, even those almost-not-a-country-at-all places like Sudan and whatnot.

 

[CervixHammer]

Add to that the drugs of choice being the loot from Niki's personal middle-aged white woman drug stash: a cocktail of Ambien, Benadryl, and Xanax. He'd be pillstreaming the fuck out, and would be legit screaming at the responding officers to SHUT! THEIR! MOUWFS! because he's the chosen one, and he has to fight the alien spiders crawling down the walls.

The Hatman shows up and just keeps telling him he's fat (which he is).
Too bad Fatrick is too stupid (and fat) to extract DMT, because it would be extremely funny if the Machine Elves just kept calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits for 15 minutes. Even funnier if he took an MAOI and got to be reminded of how fat and stupid he is for six hours.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The Hatman shows up and just keeps telling him he's fat (which he is).
Too bad Fatrick is too stupid (and fat) to extract DMT, because it would be extremely funny if the Machine Elves just kept calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits for 15 minutes.

He’d go broke and form a habit. He’d keep using so he could argue with and no, child the Hatman until the hatman and machine elves conceded that he wasn’t a fat faggot. He’d be that random homeless guy laid out on the pavement screaming, “PECS, CHILD!”

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Exclusive reveal of Patrick's microwave:

 

[JustSomeDong]

Exclusive reveal of Patrick's microwave:
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No child, you will not heat up those tendies.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The Pork Man Cometh and he brings all the classic hits including "the police will 10000% arrest you stalkerchild"...
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"you wont be able to call me fat on xitter in prison stalkerchild"....
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"you will not go poopoo in my toilet, for I will immediately restrain you stalkerchild"....
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"I only screamed for a baliff to save me in court to protect Dan from my wrath stalkerchild"....
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And featuring brand new oinks such as "YOUR SON CAN JOIN YOU IN PRISON STALKERCHILD!"
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EDIT: for fuck sake i'm doing wagie mandated sexual harassment training today.... I do not need to be laughing so fucking hard right now
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These just make it sound like his AirBnB is just a honeypot so he can watch people get arrested for false reporting.


Also, as usual Patrick is wrong. This time about immigration. The countries with the strictest policies aren't white nations so therefore aren't racist according to his own ideology. China for instance. I personally think all countries should just shoot to kill illegals like Poland was doing after a spear thrown by an animal killed a guard.

 

[Post Reply]

Wrong in every detail as always, pigmanchild. George W. Bush conjured up Katrina using HAARP and sent it to New Orleans because he hated black people.

 

[Something Awful]

Wow, didn't expect this. Rick throwing Jackie under the bus?

Spoiler

jk lol

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

because it would be extremely funny if the Machine Elves just kept calling him a fat faggot with bitch tits for 15 minutes

Thank you for the mental imagery, I'm just giggling to myself now as I imagine Fatrick hallucinating little squeaky pest-gremlins peeking off the corner and playfully mocking him, saying "Rick is unfit, Rick has tits!" and "I queef in Niki's beef!" as he's lying in his bed bewildered and cowering away from them, alternating between saying "oh no, stalker childs" to himself in a terrified tone and angrily but impotently telling them that they'll be promptly immobilised and arrested for their crimes in the same manner an exorcist would invoke Jesus' name - as his voice cracks, of course.

 

[John_Smith]

throwing Jackie under the bus? Piggy has routinely done this to his *allies* . Only Piggy matters, all others are disposable.

At what point does immigration become invasion and colonization? Something to ask the various North American Indian nations. I'm sure they were thrilled at the masses of Europeans that *immigrated* to North America. I know. I started it. (I founded Virginia, which was the start of America.) but I can tell you that Powhatan played nice with us because he wanted us as allies against the other tribes. It was the same situation throughout N. America. Europeans were just another tribe at that point. Then they eventually realized, but it was too late. . Ah, and the smallpox, among other diseases helped out. Piggy ignores or is ignorant of this, but that's per usual. He's just looking to goad people into correcting him so he can no, child, you are very stupid them.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I personally think all countries should just shoot to kill illegals like Poland was doing after a spear thrown by an animal killed a guard.

Huh weird, i just watched a video about this. Now i am picturing Pat and Niki going on holiday to Poland, and a ruddy, naked squealing Pat being chased through the forest by spear wielding Africans.