Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

It's finally happened. But on Wednesday. Another thousand was lost
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Why is he doing "cock goes where" face from old Internet meme on his PS5 pro thumbnail?
 
A shockingly not-completely-stupid video, on something at least somewhat relevant.
I wonder what the thought process behind using the same face every single video is. If there even is a thought process. Like is it really too much effort to pull another constipated face infront of a greenscreen? Or is the lack of variety intentional, maybe to show that the entire channel too is as lazy and repurposed?
 
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I wonder what the thought process behind using the same face every single video is. If there even is a thought process. Like is it really too much effort to pull another constipated face infront of a greenscreen? Or is the lack of variety intentional, maybe to show that the entire channel too is as lazy and repurposed?
I think he literally just wanted to replace the old Jim Sterling Thumbnail with "real me" Jim. Jim always had a single image of himself he used for the Jimquisition, if anything he has a few more now. But the old ones were perfect for his videos and the light grey-scale complimented the red-and-back colors of the Jimquisition.
 
I wonder what the thought process behind using the same face every single video is. If there even is a thought process. Like is it really too much effort to pull another constipated face infront of a greenscreen? Or is the lack of variety intentional, maybe to show that the entire channel too is as lazy and repurposed?
Maybe he's trying to have a consistent "branding" or something with his thumbnails, but I still don't understand why he's holding that fucking spaceship or whatever that plastic lump of shit is in most of them. At least they're not as bad as this thumbnail from a while ago
 
Maybe he's trying to have a consistent "branding" or something with his thumbnails, but I still don't understand why he's holding that fucking spaceship or whatever that plastic lump of shit is in most of them. At least they're not as bad as this thumbnail from a while ago
I don't know why he would think that's branding though. Even the dogshit example there has his literal branding already in the image. Idk I just like taking the piss out of his thumbnails because it's about as entertaining as his videos and don't require me to waste 10 minutes of my life watching him ramble
 
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I don't know why he would think that's branding though. Even the dogshit example there has his literal branding already in the image. Idk I just like taking the piss out of his thumbnails because it's about as entertaining as his videos and don't require me to waste 10 minutes of my life watching him ramble
Yeah I think branding was the wrong word, but like they follow a set template now. I think saying they're more uniform would've made more sense
 
Yeah I think branding was the wrong word, but like they follow a set template now. I think saying they're more uniform would've made more sense
This is a long shot but did you have that one autistic kid in your school, the type of guy that would do the same things as the popular kids because they thought that it made people popular instead of the other way around, they just didn't quite understand the social reasons behind why it's cool. There was one guy at my school who saw the popular guys being kinda cunts to the pretty women and it just being banter, he did the same and they all ended up hating him. Or that one parkour kid. Just the type of autistic person who sees people do other things and recreates them expecting the same results not realising that those results are partly due to the person that originally did the action and if you are not that person you will not get the same result.

That's kinda what Jim's thumbnails feel like. That or an AI made them. Or more likely I'm just reading into it way too much and it's just because he genuinely doesn't give a shit about them just like he's said over and over about the videos themselves. I think honestly I'll go with that
 
It's finally happened. But on Wednesday. Another thousand was lost
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Why is he doing "cock goes where" face from old Internet meme on his PS5 pro thumbnail?
The fact that the sub count is still decreasing like this is absurd. People still keep finding Jim’s videos in their sub boxes and they’re so shit that they have to go through and click unsubscribe. It’s hilarious.
Or more likely I'm just reading into it way too much and it's just because he genuinely doesn't give a shit about them just like he's said over and over about the videos themselves. I think honestly I'll go with that
It’s just laziness. Nothing more, nothing less. Jim’s videos have been barely edited rants since at least 899k. You’re lucky he even bothered to remove the backgrounds from the images.
 
I had a search of the thread but I’ve never seen a photo of his ex- or current wife.

I bet they’re fat and look like they smell?
 
I wonder what the thought process behind using the same face every single video is. If there even is a thought process.
I would be good money he has a transparent PNG with that photo and the JQ logo all flattened together. He probably has a thumbnail PSD file and just slots in the random background assets each week. Whatever the path of least resistance is is the one Jimbo is guaranteed to choose.
I had a search of the thread but I’ve never seen a photo of his ex- or current wife.

I bet they’re fat and look like they smell?
Imagine Tumblr given flesh in order to aggressively remind you of their pronouns.
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His current 'husband' Phoenix actually looks relatively normal by comparison, but also a solid candidate for Beautiful Princess Disorder, so Jim is definitely getting #MeToo'd once they split up.
 
Imagine Tumblr given flesh in order to aggressively remind you of their pronouns.
Remind me again, is that his ex wife or his current "husband"? I'm pretty sure both of them are fat enough to pass as pooners so I can't remember which is which.

Edit: Missed your last paragraph, do we have a photo of the "husband"?
 
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Remind me again, is that his ex wife or his current "husband"? I'm pretty sure both of them are fat enough to pass as pooners so I can't remember which is which.
Phoenix isn't fat from what I've seen, she is built like a 30-something single mom, which I believe is also an accurate description of her. She does have more metal in her face than the average cenobite but when you look and act like Jim it's not exactly a buyer's market I guess.
 
Honestly in the grand scheme of things I've seen she is far from the ugliest just kinda looks like a lesbian librarian with a hint of the monsters inc receptionist
Jim could certainly have done worse, especially for a green card marriage, but she looks like one of those people who shooshes you in the middle of a story because it's time for her to tell it 'properly'.
 
I'm fairly impressed that despite being away from home and not able (or willing) to access the Farms Jim has only managed add two more pages to his thread. I don't have any groundbreaking new content but he did post a wonderful picture of himself looking like an absolute goon.
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10 bucks says he's got a ridiculous cane he adds when he can't lean on furniture.
 
I'm fairly impressed that despite being away from home and not able (or willing) to access the Farms Jim has only managed add two more pages to his thread. I don't have any groundbreaking new content but he did post a wonderful picture of himself looking like an absolute goon.
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Jim should have let his textures load in before taking that pic.
 
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