Dramacow Earl Dube / EarlDube93 / The White Bowser - Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".

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Oldfag new account. Anyway, I have been following these new age lolcows and the seemingly incestuous communities that surround them for a couple of years now. While I have many mixed thoughts and feelings about the whole mess. I have a few thoughts about Earl in particular, that I haven't seen brought up anywhere.

This might be a slight powerlevel but, I'm curious about Earl's misguided belief that he is exceptionally intelligent despite the constantly growing mountains of evidence to the contrary. I don't know if it was a no child left behind thing or just a regional thing but certainly a financially motivated thing. In the early 2000s public elementary schools in the northeastern midwest were collecting speds like they were Pokemon, to the point they would bus them in from other districts. The other thing they would do is take any kid who was even slightly struggling or had any behavioral issues or speech issues and subject them to a battery of tests including an IQ test. In an attempt to place them in special education courses. The thing they would often find is that these kids were not legally retarded but had other problems be they bad parents or dyslexia or the tisim that they were not qualified to diagnose nor treat so they would refer them to a specialist.

So in the most politically correct and elementary school teacher way possible, they would tell them "You are not retarded but have issues we need to work on". Usually using terms like "above average intelligence" or "borderline genius" etc to soften the blow. This is where I believe the massive uptick in diagnosed cases of Aspergers, autism, and ADHD in kids around that time that people used to complain about came from. Now the only part that most of these kids and their parents seemed to hear was the smart part. This led to a bunch of inflated egos and a personally ingrained belief that they were already smart and that there was no need for personal improvement or addressing the issues that led them there in the first place. I knew several complete morons who seemed to believe MENSA was going to come knocking on their door any day.

To bring this back to Earl, considering his very apparent behavioral problems and his complete inability to and unwillingness to learn to speak properly combined with apparently being diagnosed with and medicated for literally every mental disorder that problem children get diagnosed with as well as his being from Michigan. I have to assume, this pretty common early childhood experience that stemmed from someone believing he was retarded is why to this day well over 20 years later he believes he is the smartest person in the room at all times.

I'm also curious if he is aware that thanks to the ADA colleges have to accept disabled people, and that there is a high likelihood that the college he is so proud of attending for some nothing degree accepted him not for any scholastic ability but rather because he's a tard.

I saw some debate as to whether Earl was bipolar or not earlier in the thread, I am no expert but he does seem manic. I however have seen Earl fantasize about others dying from drug use. I have also heard him brag for some reason about taking every antipsychotic medication in the book. I also know he reads this thread so Earl. Have fun with your perfectly safe and effective treatments that will in no way adversely affect you.
 
Earl made it to the WWE.
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This bitch gives off autistic lolcow vibes, I feel like she (?) Might be like cow wrangla and some of the other people covering bowser that were just as bad as he is.
She's just a girl autist, and she's definitely a genetic, cis female. Lazy got kinda fat in the last year, but she's been doing videos on cows for years now, without any major problem. She's also collaborated with Cecil McFly, who's also a cow cover-er.
 
Lazy Bedhead has made a video on Earl.

Yeah the video the whole video with her gives off SJW vibes for me from the mid 2010s, she sounds like a poon wanting to grift in a way with some moral faggotry sprinkled into it. Its probably a major contributing factor why I don't look at lolcows or cow saga's in the same light anymore. And looking back at it now with other cows instead of Earl it just seems like this happened before but not on a daily basis. Today its a common thing time and time again. Its like watching Rick and Morty's first 1-2 seasons, it becomes good but the fans influence of the show making shit and panders to a minority class of people to influence. Before coming to the farms I lurked for about 2 years on a lot of cows including earls. I saw a lot shit that was thrown at this thread and others. Orbiters stabbing each others back, people turning out to be groomers in said circle that was doing the calling out, and people grifting off of that too rather take the ladder and call the police. This might sound controversial, but I don't think there is nothing left to milk from this. Sure earl came back, he is probably gonna run away and the ducking and hiding and it will happen over and over again.

Any lols from earl or any form of justice for child endangerment online was ruined by the weens and poo touchers in my opinion. Its far outcry of what trolling and documenting a lolcow should be.
 
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I have archived a few that might be interesting:


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Lot of Genshin Impact and Honkai Star Rail lewds are in his community posts.
 
Given that Earl has been uploading content featuring his old friend group from LTU, I might be able to shed some light on the characters featured in those videos to anyone interested.

Earl's friends from back in the day were Ricky Sanders, Eric Williams and Jordan Ruszkowski. I am not going to claim they are as bad as Earl, but Earl has claimed in a recorded call with several Martyfags (which was uploaded to YT but might be locally archived here?) that he watched the shotacon hentai Boku no Pico with them in their dorm room as part of some kind of dare. I pressed Ricky, or T-ZA, on this incident in his Twitch chat and he asked me to take the subject elsewhere instead of outright denying it. It is also worth noting Earl claimed in his first callout to SmokeyMcC that Eric also jacked off to ecchi anime featuring teenagers.

Ricky's Twitter
Ricky's Instagram
Ricky's Twitch
Ricky's LinkedIn

Eric's Twitter
Eric's Twitch
Eric's Instagram
Eric's LinkedIn

Jordan's Instagram
Jordan's Facebook
Jordan's LinkedIn

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