- Joined
- Nov 9, 2021
Ralph is a parasitic creature and thinks by forming a relationship with a superior life form, he will enjoy the same benefits as that person. The problem is he just drags them down in the gunt depths with him, and they already have to be very much down and out to even give him time to get his suction tits o to them.The last good one I can remember was when he was at war with Nick Rekieta and he was making fun of some of the weird sex shit Rekieta was saying. It was actually pretty funny in retrospect.
That's what makes his insane groveling to rekieta that much funnier, because Ralph legit was ahead of a lot of people in thinking Nick was a lolcow. He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it. His audience would have swelled (temporarily) just like it did after he "went to war" (ha) with Fuentes.
Instead, he softly mumbles into a microphone about how "dapper" Nick looks in his suit. It's truly pathetic.
So high flying Rekieta sinks low to the dark part of the ocean with all those retarded fish that fucked up at evolving and have light bulbs on their heads. Ralph thinks he'll hitch a ride while Nick's down there and Nick will him back up with him, but his prey just sink further because they're encumbered by his fat ass. Many such cases.