🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

There are people that can go bald gracefully, like Ed Harris, Mitch Pileggi and Bruce Willis. Then far far down the other end of that spectrum, there is piggy Ralph. Holy shit that's a nasty lump of greasy cadaver hair.
 
Short, bald, gunt, pig tits, macro-peen, broke, repeat L taker, failed horse trainer, dead beat father and son. 5 stars.
 
He outlives another one!
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No way piggy is ever getting back from that one, so he might as well just kill himself!(pills or alcohol will do it for him one way or another)
What's the gay wrestling term for a guy who always loses to make the other wrestlers look good? Seems to me bitch here only has one purpose left in his life, lmao.
If he doesn't die live on the KILLSTREAM I will be extremely disappointed. I want to see piggy turn all kinds of crazy colors live on air. First red then purple then white then green. With oblivion music playing in the background through the whole thing.

Then magically recovering from it with the power of gunt and living 100000 more 5 star days in his metal shack in a 3rd world country.
 
If he doesn't die live on the KILLSTREAM I will be extremely disappointed. I want to see piggy turn all kinds of crazy colors live on air. First red then purple then white then green. With oblivion music playing in the background through the whole thing.
Imagine a full decomposition arc on the Killstream. Optimistic I know but I’d love to see his retarded fans go “he’s just tired from owning the kino casino”. Probably the most viewers Ralph will ever get as his cats slowly consume his flesh.
 
Oh god, he's got the double whammy. His hairline is nearly at the crown of his head and he's got a noticable bald spot. What makes it better is how ginormous his head is. He's a caricature.
He's gonna cope that he's just like one of the Roman emperors and go hard on his JCeasar schtick when he starts looking like Costanza here
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He might wanna keep that little jewish hat on him, might go well with his balding hairline and his pozzed personal politics pretty well.
 
PAY PIGS SCAMMED!
Ralph PROMISED he would wear his jew cap for the entire week, but after getting bullied on kiwi farms, he's now pretending he doesn't remember!
Ralphs response after being called out via super chat:

Pay pig was quick to dono again so Ralph doesn't inevitably think he got worked and ban him permanently
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What a mark! :lit:
 
PAY PIGS SCAMMED!
Ralph PROMISED he would wear his jew cap for the entire week, but after getting bullied on kiwi farms, he's now pretending he doesn't remember!
Ralphs response after being called out via super chat:
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Pay pig was quick to dono again so Ralph doesn't inevitably think he got worked and ban him permanently
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What a mark! :lit:
:diddler:ah don't have the fuckin pin that makes it stay in your hair

The pin wouldn't help, piggy, because you are a BALD NIGGA and everyone knows it
 
:diddler:ah don't have the fuckin pin that makes it stay in your hair

The pin wouldn't help, piggy, because you are a BALD NIGGA and everyone knows it
No no. It's thinning because his hair is turning gray, alog, and that just makes sense. Just like having grey hair makes your hairline recede. He's not bald, alog. If I were to think about it, it's actually YOU who is balding.
 
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He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it.
Nick doesn't like nool so he sucks up to him.
 
Thanks to Null, I now know that Ralph has a 1980's wrestling comb over similar to Hulk Hogan's.
 
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