🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Spergichu]

Ralph will get around to that DSP stream as soon as Rekieta does his 5k Locals gift. It's just sooo hawd to gather a bunch of fellow pants-shitting retards to make fun of the big bad video game streamer, pwease understawnd paypiggies.

 

[Die For Me!]

Fucking ouch. Somebody post a clip of that in here for posterity.

LOL his excuse for not doing it, is the election 6 weeks from now. What a bitchmade ass bitch..

"The idiots at the Casino can't talk politics because they're stupid."

No you idiot they don't have to RELY on politics because they aren't stupid and know that politics is fucking boring, i.e. your dwindling botted viewer count, watch the KC not talk politics all month, do an Election Stream, make what you make in an entire month in 5 hours and then go right the fuck back to entertainment because politics is fucking boring, see: your fat ass watching CNN and adding preschool commentary.

Outside of the natural disinterest that comes from an election ending, I think Ralph in particular will be having a lot of problems maintaining his legendary 350 viewer count, especially if Trump loses.
In fact, I would argue there could be an entire collapse of "alt right" podcasts once there's no longer an orange man to grift off of. If so, what happens then? What can a wigger like Ralph do when the grift is dead? If he's lucky, Keemstar will bless him with becoming another one of his gimps. Either that or he can rebrand as the gamer gate OG and play dem Vidya games he was so hell bent on rescuing all those years ago .

 

[AltisticRight]

DSP’s reaction:

Actually, it's "Fesival", not "Festival", checkmate Phil. Another RALPHAMALE dub.

 

[Thumb Butler]

In fact, I would argue there could be an entire collapse of "alt right" podcasts once there's no longer an orange man to grift off of.

Fingers crossed then.

 

[FiveStarAce]

The Kasino should do an "Fuck-fuck-phil-fesival-festival" now and do BIG BUCKS

 

[Luke gama]

I'm seeing days he's making $69 dollars with all the travel and the Xanax addiction the numbers aren't making sense.

I wonder if Ralph is bring something back on his travels to the USA Xnanx, oxys, cocaine

Unless he has a income stream that's not the show.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol this is just another version of the Minnesota Boxing Felt. He instigates something, is too pussy to go through with it, invents a ton of copes where it's actually not his fault, then hopes everyone moves on.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Just gonna drop this off.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

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Just gonna drop this off.

From hell's heart he jabs at thee, for spite's sake he laughs his last breath at thee.

 

[Die For Me!]

DSP, during his WWE Champions stream, was laughing at Ralph. Stating that he's a pilled-up dunce that couldn't even follow through with the "Fuck DSP" stream. Phillip knows you're a joke.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Total pig roach victory

 

[JAKL II]

God damn. DSP ethers Ralph and then farts on his corpse.

LONG LIVE THE KING

 

[Guntkvd]

Ralph is a Glass Joe of da sektur

 

[five of em]

Every time. Every fucking time he wins by doing literally nothing

 

[30+GameOvers]

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He outlives another one!

No way piggy is ever getting back from that one, so he might as well just kill himself!(pills or alcohol will do it for him one way or another)
What's the gay wrestling term for a guy who always loses to make the other wrestlers look good? Seems to me bitch here only has one purpose left in his life, lmao.

 

[HackerX]

He outlives another one!
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No way piggy is ever getting back from that one, so he might as well just kill himself!(pills or alcohol will do it for him one way or another)
What's the gay wrestling term for a guy who always loses to make the other wrestlers look good? Seems to me bitch here only has one purpose left in his life, lmao.

Jobber. Except they get booked to lose while making the other guy look good. The pigganigga wishes he was a jobber. At least they are interacting with relevant people.

Ralph books himself. Squeals. Shits himself. Then does nothing while pretending everything is a work on the alogs. He can't even ragepig effectively anymore because everyone ignores him due to how empty his squeals are now.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Jobber. Except they get booked to lose while making the other guy look good. The pigganigga wishes he was a jobber. At least they are interacting with relevant people

Ah yes, that's the one. These are the people who get PAID to PRETEND they're losers for the entertainment of others. bitch(lowercase b) here does it for free because there is nothing fake about his failures!

Ralph

Who is this "Ralph" you speak of? This pig has no name, only his new title.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He can't even ragepig effectively anymore because everyone ignores him due to how empty his squeals are now.

I can't even remember his last soild "Do you understand motherfucker!" ralpharant. He's so low T and impotent these days. Toothless piggy got a bitch made oink.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I can't even remember his last soild "Do you understand motherfucker!" ralpharant. He's so low T and impotent these days. Toothless piggy got a bitch made oink.

The last good one I can remember was when he was at war with Nick Rekieta and he was making fun of some of the weird sex shit Rekieta was saying. It was actually pretty funny in retrospect.

That's what makes his insane groveling to rekieta that much funnier, because Ralph legit was ahead of a lot of people in thinking Nick was a lolcow. He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it. His audience would have swelled (temporarily) just like it did after he "went to war" (ha) with Fuentes.

Instead, he softly mumbles into a microphone about how "dapper" Nick looks in his suit. It's truly pathetic.

 

[HackerX]

The last good one I can remember was when he was at war with Nick Rekieta and he was making fun of some of the weird sex shit Rekieta was saying. It was actually pretty funny in retrospect.

That's what makes his insane groveling to rekieta that much funnier, because Ralph legit was ahead of a lot of people in thinking Nick was a lolcow. He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it. His audience would have swelled (temporarily) just like it did after he "went to war" (ha) with Fuentes.

Instead, he softly mumbles into a microphone about how "dapper" Nick looks in his suit. It's truly pathetic.

Eh, I wouldn't classify it so much as "ahead" of thinking Rekieta as a lolcow and moreso probability. Specifically, Ralph is bound to holler at anyone who associates with him at some point. Also, there's a direct correlation between being pants-on-head retarded and interacting with Ralph in the first place.

Then, to wrap everything up in a tidy ribbon, Ralph's hollerin' is purely reactive. He only acknowledges another person's existence after a perceived slight. (Very narcissistic. Very womanly). Piggy doesn't care about the what he's hollerin' about, just that he's hollerin' because someone made him angy.

Piggy COULD be racking up mini-W's if he continued hollerin' at Rekieta and substantiate it with his 'broken clock is right twice a day' hollerin', but ofc, that would mean ....something something ... the alogs, so Ralph does the reasonable thing and grovel. Plus, Juju the cow (famous for getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) is defending Rekieta and Ralph's only principle in life is to try be a good Internet son to his Internet dad. (Also, what are the odds that Juju didn't even tell Ralph to defend Rekieta and he's doing it so that Juju may notice him?)