🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I'm seeing days he's making $69 dollars with all the travel and the Xanax addiction the numbers aren't making sense.

I wonder if Ralph is bring something back on his travels to the USA Xnanx, oxys, cocaine

Unless he has a income stream that's not the show.
 
Lol this is just another version of the Minnesota Boxing Felt. He instigates something, is too pussy to go through with it, invents a ton of copes where it's actually not his fault, then hopes everyone moves on.
 
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Just gonna drop this off.
 
30+GameOvers said:
He outlives another one!
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No way piggy is ever getting back from that one, so he might as well just kill himself!(pills or alcohol will do it for him one way or another)
What's the gay wrestling term for a guy who always loses to make the other wrestlers look good? Seems to me bitch here only has one purpose left in his life, lmao.
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Jobber. Except they get booked to lose while making the other guy look good. The pigganigga wishes he was a jobber. At least they are interacting with relevant people.

Ralph books himself. Squeals. Shits himself. Then does nothing while pretending everything is a work on the alogs. He can't even ragepig effectively anymore because everyone ignores him due to how empty his squeals are now.
 
HackerX said:
Jobber. Except they get booked to lose while making the other guy look good. The pigganigga wishes he was a jobber. At least they are interacting with relevant people
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Ah yes, that's the one. These are the people who get PAID to PRETEND they're losers for the entertainment of others. bitch(lowercase b) here does it for free because there is nothing fake about his failures!

HackerX said:
Ralph
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Who is this "Ralph" you speak of? This pig has no name, only his new title.
 
HackerX said:
He can't even ragepig effectively anymore because everyone ignores him due to how empty his squeals are now.
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I can't even remember his last soild "Do you understand motherfucker!" ralpharant. He's so low T and impotent these days. Toothless piggy got a bitch made oink.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
I can't even remember his last soild "Do you understand motherfucker!" ralpharant. He's so low T and impotent these days. Toothless piggy got a bitch made oink.
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The last good one I can remember was when he was at war with Nick Rekieta and he was making fun of some of the weird sex shit Rekieta was saying. It was actually pretty funny in retrospect.

That's what makes his insane groveling to rekieta that much funnier, because Ralph legit was ahead of a lot of people in thinking Nick was a lolcow. He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it. His audience would have swelled (temporarily) just like it did after he "went to war" (ha) with Fuentes.

Instead, he softly mumbles into a microphone about how "dapper" Nick looks in his suit. It's truly pathetic.
 
Thorndyke Special said:
The last good one I can remember was when he was at war with Nick Rekieta and he was making fun of some of the weird sex shit Rekieta was saying. It was actually pretty funny in retrospect.

That's what makes his insane groveling to rekieta that much funnier, because Ralph legit was ahead of a lot of people in thinking Nick was a lolcow. He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it. His audience would have swelled (temporarily) just like it did after he "went to war" (ha) with Fuentes.

Instead, he softly mumbles into a microphone about how "dapper" Nick looks in his suit. It's truly pathetic.
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Eh, I wouldn't classify it so much as "ahead" of thinking Rekieta as a lolcow and moreso probability. Specifically, Ralph is bound to holler at anyone who associates with him at some point. Also, there's a direct correlation between being pants-on-head retarded and interacting with Ralph in the first place.

Then, to wrap everything up in a tidy ribbon, Ralph's hollerin' is purely reactive. He only acknowledges another person's existence after a perceived slight. (Very narcissistic. Very womanly). Piggy doesn't care about the what he's hollerin' about, just that he's hollerin' because someone made him angy.

Piggy COULD be racking up mini-W's if he continued hollerin' at Rekieta and substantiate it with his 'broken clock is right twice a day' hollerin', but ofc, that would mean ....something something ... the alogs, so Ralph does the reasonable thing and grovel. Plus, Juju the cow (famous for getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) is defending Rekieta and Ralph's only principle in life is to try be a good Internet son to his Internet dad. (Also, what are the odds that Juju didn't even tell Ralph to defend Rekieta and he's doing it so that Juju may notice him?)
 
Thorndyke Special said:
The last good one I can remember was when he was at war with Nick Rekieta and he was making fun of some of the weird sex shit Rekieta was saying. It was actually pretty funny in retrospect.

That's what makes his insane groveling to rekieta that much funnier, because Ralph legit was ahead of a lot of people in thinking Nick was a lolcow. He would have actually had one of those Ws he's always bragging about. Instead, for no reason he sucks up to Nick when he could be bringing in a growing audience of rekieta a-logs daily by hollering how Nick was a cuck the whole time and the ralphamale knew it. His audience would have swelled (temporarily) just like it did after he "went to war" (ha) with Fuentes.

Instead, he softly mumbles into a microphone about how "dapper" Nick looks in his suit. It's truly pathetic.
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Ralph is a parasitic creature and thinks by forming a relationship with a superior life form, he will enjoy the same benefits as that person. The problem is he just drags them down in the gunt depths with him, and they already have to be very much down and out to even give him time to get his suction tits o to them.

So high flying Rekieta sinks low to the dark part of the ocean with all those retarded fish that fucked up at evolving and have light bulbs on their heads. Ralph thinks he'll hitch a ride while Nick's down there and Nick will him back up with him, but his prey just sink further because they're encumbered by his fat ass. Many such cases.
 
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How shameful that you clip it from a dirty peasant dent-tractor channel than from King's own podcast. Sad! Pathetic!
BlueArmedDevil said:
I can't even remember his last soild "Do you understand motherfucker!" ralpharant. He's so low T and impotent these days. Toothless piggy got a bitch made oink.
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His sperg-out at Brittany Venti after his appearance at the Christmas Thief show was pretty kino. https://youtu.be/nT6zAOyXqik&t=48
 
30+GameOvers said:
He outlives another one!
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No way piggy is ever getting back from that one, so he might as well just kill himself!(pills or alcohol will do it for him one way or another)
What's the gay wrestling term for a guy who always loses to make the other wrestlers look good? Seems to me bitch here only has one purpose left in his life, lmao.
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At this point Medicare will outlive piggytits.
 
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