Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Eh, I think you're giving too much weight to the word "competent" and maybe I should have been clearer. I meant competent in the sense that he could, at this stage in his life, probably write an 8th grade English report and get a passing grade on it. Maybe I'm being too generous, but I did point out that his dialogue, plotting and characterization are all laughable.
He appeared "competent" due to editors.

People paid to improve his work.
 
He appeared "competent" due to editors.

People paid to improve his work.
People are overestimating the competency bar.

For Rick competent means he has dialogue, characters, and something resembling a plot.

He’s a 1.2 GPA, solidly. There are many who are lower, sadly.

Though someone who is willing to suffer permanent brain damage should do a comparison review between lolcow books. Rick vs Greer on their brands of speculative fiction - who wins?
 
World Cup?? Patrick, you self-centered fat excuse of a runt of a blowfish litter.

To 95% of the world's population, the World Cup means a completely different thing. I am even willing to guess many Americans know this, and sure as hell a self-proclaimed All-knowing defender of multiculturalism should know that as well.

I know at this point the American denial of non-American things the rest of the planet has adopted (the Metric System, the word football, etc) is a meme.

But while most Americans I know just do it as a joke/trolling, I'm positive Patrick has so little real knowledge about anything outside Pat's sphere (which, paradoxically to my point, is the size of Jupiter), the fucker actually means it every time.

Obese.
 
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Pat saying a black man shouldn't be allowed to speak is just chefs kiss. He is NOT beating the niggeroni allegations.
Is it bad that I amuse myself dreaming of Rick invited to some TV debate against a pro-life pro-trump buhlaaack woman of the sassiest variety?

I’d fork out real cash for that!
 
Pat saying a black man shouldn't be allowed to speak is just chefs kiss. He is NOT beating the niggeroni allegations.
He's on his quest to eradicate niggers and turn them into niggeronis for his Halloween day against the criminal cyberstalking cult! And every children's Trick o' Treat candies from Fat Rick are nothing but dead nigger pepperoni. Happy early Halloween, stalker children.
 
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New squealing against pests. Enjoy failing, piggertits.
 
He claims to have IRL friends, but despite hanging out at the bar constantly, he only ever sits there alone, pretending to be the busy alcoholic author.
The stalker children are his friends. They're there for him every day, he talks to them more than to his own wife, he keeps them updates with his daily goings-on, he loves them!
 
Is it bad that I amuse myself dreaming of Rick invited to some TV debate against a pro-life pro-trump buhlaaack woman of the sassiest variety?

I’d fork out real cash for that!
I'd pay to have front row seats in the studio, lol.
He's on his quest to eradicate niggers and turn them into niggeronis for his Halloween day against the criminal cyberstalking cult! And every children's Trick o' Treat candies from Fat Rick are nothing but dead nigger pepperoni. Happy early Halloween, stalker children.
Imagine trick or treating at Pat's house as a small child. He'd open the door, squeal stalker child, and call the cops like a bitch even though it's Halloween. Double if it's a black kid.
 
Wait is there a World Cup that isn’t ⚽️?
Yes, there are many.

Athletics (track and field)
Athletics World Cup [Discontinued]
IAAF Continental Cup [Now Defunct]
Baseball and softball
Baseball World Cup
Women's Baseball World Cup
World Baseball Classic
World Cup of Softball
Basketball
FIBA Basketball World Cup
FIBA Women's Basketball World Cup
FIBA 3x3 World Cup
Wheelchair Basketball World Championship
Combat sports
Biathlon World Cup (skiing & shooting)
Archery World Cup
Boxing World Cup
Fencing World Cup
Roller Derby World Cup
ISSF World Cup (shooting)
World Cup Taekwondo Team Championships
Wrestling World Cup
Professional wrestling
Lucha Libre World Cup
TNA World Cup
World Cup of Wrestling
WWE World Cup
Cricket
Main Men's Tournaments
ICC Men's Cricket World Cup
ICC Men's T20 World Cup
Main Women's Tournaments
ICC Women's Cricket World Cup
ICC Women's T20 World Cup
Under 19 / Youth Tournaments
ICC Under-19 Cricket World Cup
ICC Women's Under-19 Cricket World Cup
Qualifying Tournaments
ICC Men's Cricket World Cup Qualifier
ICC Men's T20 World Cup Qualifier
ICC Women's Cricket World Cup Qualifier
ICC Women's T20 World Cup Qualifier
Equestrian
Dubai World Cup (horse racing)
Pegasus World Cup (horse racing)
Show Jumping World Cup (equestrian)
Football
American Football (Grid Iron)
IFAF World Cup
Association Football (Soccer)
FIFA World Cup
FIFA U-20 World Cup
FIFA U-17 World Cup
FIFA Club World Cup
FIFA Confederations Cup
FIFA Women's World Cup
FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup
FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup
FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup
FIFA Futsal World Cup
CONIFA World Football Cup (non-FIFA nations football)
Viva World Cup (non-FIFA nations football, defunct)
Australian Football
Australian Football International Cup
Rugby league football
Rugby League World Cup
Rugby League World Cup 9s
Touch Football World Cup
Women's Rugby League World Cup
Wheelchair Rugby League World Cup
Rugby union football
Rugby World Cup
Rugby World Cup Sevens
Rugby World Cup (women's)
Golf
Women's World Cup of Golf
World Cup (men's golf)
Gymnastics
FIG World Cup
Artistic Gymnastics World Cup
Rhythmic Gymnastics World Cup
Hockey
Field hockey
Men's FIH Hockey World Cup (sometimes called the Hockey World Championships), the men's field hockey World Cup
Women's FIH Hockey World Cup, the women's field hockey World Cup
Men's FIH Hockey Junior World Cup, the junior men's field hockey World Cup
Women's FIH Hockey Junior World Cup, the junior women's field hockey World Cup
FIH Men's Hockey5s World Cup, men's 5-a-side including goalies
FIH Women's Hockey5s World Cup, women's 5-a-side including goalies
Ice hockey
World Cup of Hockey, the ice hockey World Cup
Junior Club World Cup, for junior ice hockey club teams
Bandy
Bandy World Cup, for bandy (also known as Russian hockey)
Bandy World Cup Women
Kabbadi
Kabaddi World Cup (Circle style)
Kabaddi World Cup (Standard style)
Lacrosse
World Lacrosse Championship
World Lacrosse Box Championships
World Lacrosse Women's World Championship
Motorsports
A1 Grand Prix, a series billed as the "World Cup of Motorsport"
Speedway World Cup (motorcycle speedway)
Speedway World Team Cup (motorcycle speedway)
Multi-discipline sports
ITU Triathlon World Cup (cycling, running, swimming)
Biathlon World Cup (skiing, shooting)
Multi-sport events
Paralympic World Cup (multiple sports)
Paralympic Winter World Cup (multiple sports)
Racquet sports
Table Tennis World Cup (men's singles, women's singles, men's team and women's team)
Badminton
Sudirman Cup (mixed team)
Thomas Cup (men's team)
Uber Cup (women's team)
Badminton World Cup (now defunct)
Tennis
Davis Cup (men's team)
Fed Cup (women's team)
Hopman Cup (mixed team)
World Team Cup (men's team) – now defunct
Rollersports
Men's Roller Derby World Cup
Roll Ball World Cup
Roller Derby World Cup
World Inline Cup (inline speed skating)
Video games and table
Electronic Sports World Cup
Chess World Cup
PDC World Cup of Darts
World Cup of Poker
World Cup of Pool
Volleyball
FIVB Volleyball Men's World Cup
FIVB Volleyball Women's World Cup
FIVB Volleyball World Grand Champions Cup (men's and women's)
Water sports
Canoe World Cup
Canoe Slalom World Cup
Rowing World Cup
FINA Diving World Cup
FINA Swimming World Cup
FINA Synchronized Swimming World Cup
FINA Water Polo World Cup
Winter sports
Ski/snowboard
Biathlon World Cup
FIS Alpine Ski World Cup
FIS Cross-Country World Cup
FIS Freestyle Skiing World Cup
FIS Ski Cross World Cup
FIS Nordic Combined World Cup
FIS Ski Jumping World Cup
FIS Snowboard World Cup
FIS Ski Flying World Cup
World Cup in Ski Orienteering
Sledding
Bobsleigh World Cup
Luge World Cup
Skeleton World Cup
Other winter sports
Curling World Cup
UIAA Ice Climbing World Cup
Short Track Speed Skating World Cup
Speed Skating World Cup
Other
Netball World Cup (women's)
Orienteering World Cup
PBR Global Cup (bull riding)
PBR World Cup (bull riding, defunct)
QubicaAMF Bowling World Cup
UCI World Cup (various cycling world cups)

Which makes the fat retard's tweet even dumber.
 
Rick's interactions with normies will never fail to amuse me. It's like he actually is the libtard scarecrow that people conjure up in their minds.

"Look, I don't like Trump but the hurricane wasn't during his admin"
"He still denied aid, delete this now"
"I said, delete this NOW!"

Has there ever even been a single instance of modern Rick not being a belligerent asshole towards anybody? Impressive track record, I must admit.
 
I like how pat doesn't even acknowledge he ditched his daughter (who he threatened to kill with his then pregnant wife). Truly a nice guy, simply the best!
Rick's interactions with normies will never fail to amuse me. It's like he actually is the libtard scarecrow that people conjure up in their minds.



Has there ever even been a single instance of modern Rick not being a belligerent asshole towards anybody? Impressive track record, I must admit.
Pat saw the liberal stereotypes and said "hey people will LOVE me if I crank it to 11
 
Rick's interactions with normies will never fail to amuse me. It's like he actually is the libtard scarecrow that people conjure up in their minds.
Pat saw the liberal stereotypes and said "hey people will LOVE me if I crank it to 11
he really is the stereotypical movie bully who can't stand up to his own father touching him funny, so he goes out on the schoolyard to pick on the weaker kids

he's not strong enough to stand up to the pests - who shove him around and laugh at his bitch tits - so instead he bullies and belittles his fellow weakling shitlibs
 
Has there ever even been a single instance of modern Rick not being a belligerent asshole towards anybody? Impressive track record, I must admit.
He used to suck up to people that he thought might help his "career." Notably, he doesn't even seem to do that anymore. Either because he's finally accepted that he has no career to promote or because everyone with any clout in the industry has figured out that they should avoid him like the plague.
 
he really is the stereotypical movie bully who can't stand up to his own father touching him funny, so he goes out on the schoolyard to pick on the weaker kids

he's not strong enough to stand up to the pests - who shove him around and laugh at his bitch tits - so instead he bullies and belittles his fellow weakling shitlibs
Pat can't even do that right though. His own collegues mock him daily. His own mind is fat and slow. Tainted by decades of microplastics from his room full of toys and various objects shoved up his ass
 
Don't Americans call some baseball championship World Cup? Or I am just Ricking it up and speaking without actually knowing the right info? If so, my mistake, fellow Burgerlanders.
It's call the "World Baseball Classic" and it was really good the last time. It was the first one they ran after covid. Prior to this, it was really common for professional players not to play in the tournament, but after the lockdowns, it seemed like everyone did. The US and Japanese teams were dream team lineups.

Randy Arozarena antics alone made the last tournament a blast.
 
I appreciate that he didn't deny that immigrants "enrich" his wife.
Russia imposed sanctions against Ankara, the capital of Turkey and isolated the government. The dictator there made things even easier for them to do so. Claiming that Russia did nothing is stupid
That incident caused a trade war between Turkey and Russia in addition to sanctions. If you look back on the articles released around the time, the West was freaking out, and spamming out one analysis after another to try to predict the consequences of the trade war.
 
Don't Americans call some baseball championship World Cup? Or I am just Ricking it up and speaking without actually knowing the right info? If so, my mistake, fellow Burgerlanders.
There's the baseball thing called the World Series but that barely covers one other country, Toronto Blue Gays.

Then again, back in the days when it started everything was World this or World that, very popular in the euphoria of the time.
 
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