Noah Samsen / “Nice Guy” of Breadtube - Breadtuber, Male Feminist, Illymation Simp, Little Mermaid Enjoyer, TBYS and Vaush Rival, Whiteknight

It keeps getting better with Noah. I was looking at his Instagram, and I found this post.

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There is a video of Noah pole dancing with Khadija. You just need to see the second part after using the link.


Do you think that Noah was aroused by this?
Noah seems to be the type to use black women as a fetish for trying to be super progressive and “woke”, yet it looks like not even they want him unless it is to act like a personal toy for them.

No surprise that Noah lives in a shitlib hub such as Seattle.
Seattle also happens to be the same place Anisa and Idubbbz live in. Is that the place where manliness dies?
 
He joined YouTube in 2007 and posted vlog videos until 2011. After a hiatus, he entered the YouTube spotlight in 2021 for his left-leaning, feminist content. His first video to reach a million views was “TikTok Has a Misogyny Problem”
I seem to remember his "breakout" video being his highlighting other Breadtubers. I actually consider that video a public service because it gave me just enough of a taste of these other Breadtubers' content so that I could know what the deal is with them without having to spend time watching their channels myself. I do think the video was calculated to go viral in the Breadtuber community in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" way; brown-nosing so many Breadtubers in one video obviously paid dividends.
 
I do think the video was calculated to go viral in the Breadtuber community in a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" way;
You are right in more ways than one. It could be enough to just post it in r/breadtube, which was specially during Noah's beginnings, used as platform to spam links and for lesser Internet personalities to pledge allegiance to the cause. I remember Quinton making memes of himself and replying to every post that mentioned him to the point the community thought he was trying too hard.

If Noah wasn't a retard that refuses to recognize when he is wrong he would probably be considered breadtube vanilla.
 

The newest Noah Samsen video dropped a few hours ago, and it includes a reference to Bigbunjeeeeee. This is gonna be fun.
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He already mocked EthanIsOnline for saying without evidence that all art is political, unless when it’s done by someone that shares conservative politics. I’d love see to Bunjeee mock Noah, but that would just be too easy, since he’s probably more boring than Ethan and Vaush mixed together.
 
Was wondering when this retard was getting a thread. I wonder which BreadTuber will be next, I'm betting it's either gonna be Sarah Z or FunkyFrogBait.
Same. Funkyfagbait keeps showing up in my related when I've repeatedly told it to stop fucking suggesting her. Wears the usual mentally ill zoomer uniform, isn't funny, does that annoying fucking jump cut shit and looks like a someone punched her in the face a couple times to rearrange it.
 

The newest Noah Samsen video dropped a few hours ago, and it includes a reference to Bigbunjeeeeee. This is gonna be fun.
This nigger literally told a black woman she didn't have a right to her own opinion.
This nigger couldn't really refute people that look like him are scumbags that are as bad if not worse than le chuds.
If this nigger doesn't address his friendship with Bad Empanada, he just confirms his opinions are as insightful as staring at horse turds.
 
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If this nigger doesn't address his friendship with Bad Empanada, he just confirms his opinions are as insightful as staring at horse turds.
I think that we are in desperate need of a BadEmpanada thread. Noah may be an annoying retard, but Empanada is an evil motherfucker who should be shot by the IDF.

On an unrelated note, I was scrolling through Noah’s instagram and found a rare picture of him shirtless.
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He has some lovely moobs, but his physique is incomparable to pre-steroids Hasan.
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On his most recent video, Noah really claims that Think Before You Sleep is constantly going after him and desperate to revive the illymation drama (Even though Noah couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut about him for multiple recent videos), doubled down on his take that TBYS's video deserved to be taken down, and got butthurt when TBYS called him a retard. What a idiotic fucking cunt, I've never seen someone just as smug as this fucker.
 
On his most recent video, Noah really claims that Think Before You Sleep is constantly going after him and desperate to revive the illymation drama (Even though Noah couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut about him for multiple recent videos), doubled down on his take that TBYS's video deserved to be taken down, and got butthurt when TBYS called him a retard. What an idiotic fucking cunt, I've never seen someone just as smug as this fucker.
If Noah wants to continue bashing TBYS over the Illymation incident, he should at least create a comprehensive response to his latest video. However, he is too retarded and scared to create another video on TBYS, knowing that he will be intellectually bum-fucked, again.

I’m not a huge fan of TBYS. In fact, his thumbnails and general obsession over wokeness are quite cringe. It feels like a “soft” form of counter-culturalism that tries to argue against a system of beliefs that are inherently irrational. Though he will have brief victories over retards like Noah, he will continue to battle BreadTubers for the duration of his YouTube career, as he takes his viewpoints and the opinions of others very seriously.

Honestly, if the system of beliefs are inherently rational, there is no point in presenting a logical argument against them. You cannot overcome something that doesn’t make sense. It’s like critiquing a book that is poorly written and presented. Instead of providing a moral proof of his opinions, which wastes time and effort on people who will never listen to him, he should just have fun with them by insulting their intelligence and demonstrating their inability to think beyond politics. TBYS, if you call Noah a retarded faggot, he will be unable to say anything, and you will no longer have to deal with this ridiculousness.
 
Mr Soymoobies here is terrible at rhetoric which is why all his gambits fall flat. There are people in the breadtube sphere who are better at rhetoric and can slip and slide through arguments easily. People like Noah have no defenses because they're both stupid and not a minority group, if you have one or the other then you can either bullshit your way like a good sophist (vaush) or claim bigotry when you cannot defeat the opposing argument (fd signifier or any trannytuber). Zane/IPOS is the same, he has to do the "please don't make these arguments cause it hurts me" schtick.
 
Mr Soymoobies here is terrible at rhetoric which is why all his gambits fall flat. There are people in the breadtube sphere who are better at rhetoric and can slip and slide through arguments easily. People like Noah have no defenses because they're both stupid and not a minority group, if you have one or the other then you can either bullshit your way like a good sophist (vaush) or claim bigotry when you cannot defeat the opposing argument (fd signifier or any trannytuber). Zane/IPOS is the same, he has to do the "please don't make these arguments cause it hurts me" schtick.
It's probably also cause Noah is so unconfident about confronting the actual argument in a situation and would rather use meaningless/flimsy statements as a way to manipulate his fans into thinking he's actually smart but is actually a stubborn fucking retard. It's primarily why he only attempts to try and attack people who have differing viewpoints than him since he knows that his audience can be easily fooled into believing his fuckery.
 
Noah is apparently planning to make a response to TBYS's most recent video on him nearly 3 months after it came out. Noah's hypocrisy and retardation never fails to impress me and I cannot absolutely wait to see him triple down on his points from that drama. Noah is so fucking pigheaded that he still believes he's right about everything. What an intolerable faggot.
 
In a recent YouTube community post, Noah Samsen included a comment on his recent sports activities and some shirtless pictures. Behold, a faggot.
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The comments under this post are interesting. There are some retards praising his progress and content, but there are some mocking him as a “fake nice guy.” Finally, people are beginning to recognize his grift.

Also, there are some thirst comments; however, knowing his audience, it is difficult to determine if they are biologically female.
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He and Anisa pose the same way.
Also, there are some thirst comments; however, knowing his audience, it is difficult to determine if they are biologically female.
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This one is for the guys. You'll be surprised at the kind of guys lonely women will simp over, so don't give up.
Bringing ovulation up has the same energy as saying I lost gallons to you.
 
I swear to god i hate this fucking trailer park mullet moustache combo, coitis coomer, iCuckz, and this smug retard all have this same look and i hate them all, even funky fagbait is trying to pull this look and its fucking atrocious, seriously if i see somebody with this look om public in going to crash the fuck out. Theyre like clones made in a factory, they all have the same opinions, same smugness, same cadance, same everything. This archatype of person needs to be removed from this planet. Truly the nissan altima of human beings
Side note: if i see anybody simping for any of these people im going kms
 
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