Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Meth Dick]

Have you fucking SEEN Ethan? Even pre-estrogen he was already a fat tub of shit with no muscle tone. Now he's just going to be that but with hormones that make him even weaker. He'd be too lazy to actually train so most women could probably just wipe the floor with him if he tried to compete.

Also CC3 won't happen, most of the people Anissa and Ian suck up to now don't care enough about them to do anything more than throw them crumbs of attention to make them feel like they're part of the club. Hasan isn't going to take any time out of his busy schedule of melting down over things he doesn't understand for 12 hours a day to train for a boxing event held by a failed wannabe Breadtuber, none of them will.

Please don't say it won't happen. All that talk of ethanisonline getting his fat faggot ass kicked all around made me genuinely want CC3 to happen

 

[Would]

anisa body shaming a woman out of anger, or implying they don’t have a “phat ass” like her.

In no universe is Anisa's ass phat or thicc or whatever jiggaboo speak equates to a large onion booty.
This is akin to Moviebob saying others don't have the musculature he does, and even a complete retard like Bob is self-aware enough to restrain himself from such comments.
Imagine being dumber than Peliculas Roberto.

I don't understand Anisa's butt. The bottom part of her cheeks look very underdeveloped in relation to the rest of her butt and thighs. How does a dedicated gym gorl end up with such a sad ass? And no, I don't think women need to have the Instagram BBL look, but her ass is bad.

I'm willing to bet she has no mind-muscle connection in regards to her glutes, and she doesn't know how to train each glute muscle specifically so as to ensure a balanced fullness rather than... that.
And I'm being very forgiving on calling Anisa's ass one that is built on the gym; it looks more like a two-workout pair of glutes.

You want stupid? EthanisOnline in the women's card, cunt just declared himself trans.

He was already a twink who turned into a fat faggot who turned into a leftist fat faggot with narcissistic tendencies; trannifying himself into a wholesale fag was inevitable.

 

[TokiBun]

I really believe Anisa is on the spectrum or mildly retarded or both.

These pics are really typical aspie nudes.

Anisa sees a nude, and goes: “Ohoho! People think she is sexy because she’s nude!” And because of her turbo autism, totally ignores what ACTUALLY makes it sexy.

As an actual autist with the pedigre to prove it I'm sad that I have to agree with you. She's mentally retarded in some fashion. If not autism it's got to be something that makes her so impulsive and have terrible judgment.

 

[Leo Frank]

Are YOU smarter than an UNCLE??? - SRMC #51



Tell me this man doesn’t have some tism



Anisa is absent from the thumbnail, she seems stoned. Some weird lore of how they met kind of repeating details, Ian seems midly irritated at times, Muslim stuff, Anisa just being retarded and Ian seeming irritated that she’s interrupting his nerd game while Dane tries to save her, bandana pants are back

• millennial trends of 2012
• Gen z covers their face while the they smile
• They went to a drag show and were the only people there that weren’t queer (did they go around and ask?)
• Ian said “Bob the drag queen was a fun show”
• They went because their “show runner” who does a lot of their events asked them to go and anisa said they normally don’t do stuff because she’s tired of breathing
  (I thought she just said she’s happy, hot, cool and happy?)
• Ian said “he can make anyone laugh” referring to Bob the drag queen, he quickly asks if that’s the correct pronoun
• Anisa said when “she is in drag” her pronoun is she but during the show she said she’s non-binary, they/them but is probably fine with all pronouns
• Ian said he gets a little frustrated with the pronouns in these circumstances as it’s confusing
• Anisa is explaining drag, she is now a drag expert
• Ian proclaims the whole thing was inclusive except when they made fun of straight men
• Anisa said on a spectrum of Asmongold to Ian, she would take Ian in terms of cleanliness
• Anisa claims she deep cleans once a week (except the dog shit in the backyard)
• Ian admits he neglects his teeth for a week at a time and they SHOULD feel polished and not matte, he continues to lick his teeth and says he needs to go to the dentist
• Anisa says if you’re an American and walk around in your shoes in your house your floors are filthy (Canadians, is this a common thing where you all take off your shoes indoors? In America it’s pretty split, at least in my experience. Anisa also takes photos in shoes all the time so idk)
• Ian says his viewers are officially based
• Ian said he wanted to do a game called “are you smarter than my Canadian wife”, anisa says “oh no” and Ian explains he changed it to “are you smarter than uncle Dane”
• Dane doesn’t know what’s going on
• Anisa interjects to let everyone know she has a handicap because she has period cramps ???
• Anisa compares herself to Chappell Roman in terms of cancelation or something talking about creator clash
• Anisa says she doesn’t understand how Ian performed under the stress of CC2 because she would have had a mental breakdown
• Anisa and Ian think there should only be moderate fans, no crazy fans. She thinks Covid made people crazier
• Anisa says if Freddie Mercury rose from the grave and told her to vote for Donald Trump it wouldn’t change her mind and she would be disturbed by him
• They both used to love Russell Brand now they hate him because he’s gotten super pro-America, hippie-ish and it’s a dangerous pipeline (I don’t really care or keep up with Brand, but just an observation here: they liked him when he was a drug, porn and sex addict but now that he is married with children and talks about family and Christianity he is a dangerous pipeline lol. Even if he’s grifting, not saying he is or isn’t, lol)
• They start their are you smarter than Dane game made of 10 questions, questions include: what is MSRP, who is eighth on the Pokémon index, who is the 10th on the Pokémon index, what Pokémon is 194 on the index, what does Ballrog mean (anisa says something about semen), what wizards make up some bullshit LOTR colors (anisa is getting frustrated because she is bad at this game and Ian’s autism makes him come off as frustrated at her being so wrong over this bullshit)
• name a movie that has Seth Rogan and Jake Gyllenhaal in it, what are the four emotions added to inside out 2 (weird tension here because anisa tries to answer before Dane and triggers Ian’s tism again)
• how many wizards are in the Harry Potter universe, anisa guesses four billion at first then says three million, which 1996 soda known for its bright green can marketed as an energy drink was discontinued, what is the obscure 1994 mockumentary film directed by Tim Burton where he follows a failed documenter in the 1950s, how long was Harry Potter’s wand
• They start making puns on how like the wand is and anisa said 5.5 inches is fine
• Ian admits he had chatGPT come up with those questions
• Anisa said her “expecto patronum” would be two rabbits “fucking” (she sounds so weird when she tries to be sexual) she keeps going on about how her rabbits would be involved in orgies
• Anisa keeps updating the audience about how bad her period cramps are
• Weird anecdote about how Ian used to tell anisa “I’m gonna thump ya” and thumped her on the head
• Anisa’s Arab grandpa would put his mouth to her ear and do a high pitched scream
• Podcasts are raising emotional IQ because tough conversations are happening
• Dane is now watching the hawk tuah podcast, he said it’s okay but she should only have her friends on instead of celebrities, anisa said “yeah, be more like us”
• Reading comments: someone asks how they all met and how they get along. Anisa says she met Ian at a twitch convention, he was coming up on YouTube, she was doing well on Twitch, they went to a taco shop and hit it off immediately and never stopped talking. Anisa goes on to say she met Dane through Ian at PAX with someone named Ben. Anisa goes on to say Dane was in a transitional point in his life as he was going through a breakup and Anisa instantly liked him. Ian says he met Dane through a gaming group and they casually collabed in obscure ways, they’ve known each other since Kickstarter crap days. Ian said he and Dane had a similar childhood including living and growing up in southern CA, they invited Dane to move to Seattle and he came. Dane said he would have moved to Seattle anyways (if he’s in Seattle, why is he always doing the pod remotely..?)
• Anisa says Seattle is beautiful, they “fucking love it” (I thought they were moving to LA..?)
• Anisa said she followed Ian on Twitter first, he saw her in a titty streamer video and thought she was funny and followed her back, anisa messaged him once and Ian responded “my name Jeff” and she thought he hated her and she was never going to message him again
• Ian said he was being extremely immature and he thought he was too cool
• Anisa says she thought he didn’t want women “sniffing up his tree and she got it” and she didn’t message him for a year
• Anisa claims she booked an extra day at twitchcon and the power went out in her room and Ian was tweeting random shit about leafy every five minutes and she thought he seemed bored so she messaged him again and asked if he wanted to network and go out for tacos and Ian said yes
• Ian said he was a very sad, lonely person and all his friends and partner, Dane, Anisa and Ben were gathered from the internet
• Anisa claims she was not hitting on Ian, only networking (yes, the woman who publicly hit on Joji, Leafy and Ian on stream and twitter only wanted to network)
• Anisa thought Ian would be an asshole
• Anisa says she and Ian clicked instantly and connected on everything
• Anisa admits she was trying to meet as many creators as possible at that time
• Ian said it felt very platonic and he didn’t see it as her throwing herself at him
• She backtracks and says when he dropped her off at the hotel there was an awkward side hug and she said to herself “he’s never talking to me again, he fucking did not enjoy hanging out with me”
• Anisa said she was scared because she was having feelings but she made it clear to him in the car she was not looking to have sex
• Anisa said when she got back to her room she was shocked he texted her
• Ian said he texted “I got home safe” and he felt connected to her
• Anisa clarifies she is diagnosed and prescribed meds from a psychiatrist, she also sees a psychologist for therapy
• NEW DISEASE/DISABILTY UNLOCKED: Anisa has a kidney that doesn’t work well because she had E. coli when she was five
• Anisa’s water retention is stress!!!!
• Anisa has a love hate relationship with South Park because it was the first show to highlight Islamophobia (too be such a mooslim I wonder if she cared that south park was the first to draw/depict Mohammed)
• The team America movie made school unbearable for Anisa because people would walk around and say durka durka to her all day
• Trump bad, something about poop
• Anisa repeats previous claims that Ian does not like to be told what to do
• Ian claims that now he’s done with his super dedicated man-woman boxing video he has more brain space to make the podcast better
• Anisa reminds everyone bad unboxing is coming, Ian says “oh yeah” and does not look confident

BINGO

 

[Mac Monster]

• Ian said he gets a little frustrated with the pronouns in these circumstances as it’s confusing

Yeah, no shit, it's frustrating, Ian, which is why normal people rightfully despise all the pronoun bullshit. It's infuriating having to walk around eggshells just to ensure that some deranged retard doesn't go apeshit and threaten to rape your family or ruin your livelihood, and since he's a protected class, you can't beat his ass for being a disgusting cretin without getting arrested.

It's pathetic seeing these two morons simp for a group of people that very clearly do not give a shit about them just in a vain attempt to save their floundering careers.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Anisa says if Freddie Mercury rose from the grave and told her to vote for Donald Trump it wouldn’t change her mind and she would be disturbed by him

Yes, because if a dead gay guy came up to me and started trying to get me to vote I’d check myself into a psych ward. What the fuck point is she even trying to make here?

Weird anecdote about how Ian used to tell anisa “I’m gonna thump ya” and thumped her on the head

This could have been kind of cute if it was almost anybody else doing it. I’ve become so conditioned to thinking everything they do is just a grift though, so I have to assume this is also part of that.

yes, the woman who publicly hit on Joji, Leafy and Ian on stream and twitter only wanted to network

Imagining her and Leafy together is just awful. Dude was already a weak chinned coward with no balls. I can’t imagine how he’d look after years of Anissa sucking his soul out.

Ian said he was being extremely immature and he thought he was too cool

In Ian’s mind before he turned 30 he was basically just Adolf Hitler with an internet connection. That’s how he talks about himself, at least.

 

[nanona]

Anisa’s Arab grandpa would put his mouth to her ear and do a high pitched scream

good!
based grandpa

 

[izaya]

Lahey was right, the more he tries to claw at it the faster he'll slide into the disaster that is his shitty life

and we are watching the life of idubbbz and anoosa like a shit hawk

 

[stupid frog]

Dane is now watching the hawk tuah podcast, he said it’s okay but she should only have her friends on instead of celebrities, anisa said “yeah, be more like us”

We already knew you had no friends, lmao

 

[RandallBoggs]

Her onlyfans sets are truly fascinating. It's like an alien showing suggestive body parts without knowing how to be sensual and sexy about it. In her mind it goes "butt cheeks out, and done".

I don't even think Ian wants to tap that, even if she wanted to.

Any theory as to why she is so asexual? Was she molested as a child? Too much medication? I doubt she was raped (as she said in her goofy dance tiktok), probably some regretfully underwhelming sex.

I stand by my hypothesis that she’s just a lazy bitch who got used to fucking loser guys who were happy enough to have sex with a woman and weren’t exactly picky, so she didn’t even need to try and never bothered to try.
It’s the same thing with everything she does. She tries streaming and expects to become the next Poki by virtue of being a woman showing tits. She tries OF and expects to become the next Belle Delphine by virtue of being a woman showing tits.
She’s lazy, has no charisma, and only seeks instant gratification. She’s like those little kids you ask what they wanna be when they grow up and their answer is rich and famous. Rich and famous how? Singer? Movie star? Pro athlete? I don’t know, just rich and famous!

 

[galah]

> Weird anecdote about how Ian used to tell anisa “I’m gonna thump ya” and thumped her on the head
This could have been kind of cute if it was almost anybody else doing it. I’ve become so conditioned to thinking everything they do is just a grift though, so I have to assume this is also part of that.

Probably back then he just enjoyed hitting her

 

[shoashuffle]

Probably back then he just enjoyed hitting her

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Lasik ruined this faggots face. He looks like a human being here.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I don't know if it says more about me or their podcast but I can't even be bothered to read the cliff notes that get posted. I just wait for others to quote the interesting/ridicule worthy bits. God bless those who suffer through the podcast I have no idea how you do it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Nah it's not the lack of glasses, it's the fact that Anisa managed to kill whatever spirit or zest Ian had within him. She's stomped out what little personality he had and got it replaced with a "politically aware" SSRI zombie.
It'd be sad if it wasn't funny. Maybe it's mostly sad, I'll be honest and say I don't quite enjoy watching a broken man get pummeled in an unfair boxing match and then him bursting into tears. Men can absolutely have emotions and are allowed to cry, but the context of his emotions is what makes me uncomfortable to the point of cringing.

Anus proclaiming she had E. Coli as a kid, love that for her.

 

[2020chan]

Anisa claims she booked an extra day at twitchcon and the power went out in her room

???
I don't remember her saying the power went out in her room. Is this new lore or has it been mentioned before?

Anisa said she was scared because she was having feelings but she made it clear to him in the car she was not looking to have sex

And she fucking meant it.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

• Podcasts are raising emotional IQ because tough conversations are happening

That means their audience must have a low emotional IQ if they are listening to these two.

• Ian said “Bob the drag queen was a fun show”

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Impulse_Gay_Social_Club its happening

 

[Local Farmer]

Good news.

Yeah I think I'd rather see that thread of that woman excoriating her bone from her arm then watch this

 

[Lidl Drip]

Probably back then he just enjoyed hitting her

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This is the moment she decided to destroy him.

 

[Metatron]

This is the moment she decided to destroy him.

I don't even think it was a conscious decision by her. But yeah, that was when edupz died and Ian Jomha was born.

 

[Purple Man]

I don't even think it was a conscious decision by her. But yeah, that was when edupz died and Ian Jomha was born.

More or less.

Don't forget, grAnisa can't tell time from clock hands, can't remember faces and thinks getting another absolute shit tattoo engraved onto her skin is a great idea. And she's scared shitless of math. And there's much, much more examples of her total retardation.

Bottom line, she's just going through motions, and the narcissist one is one hell of a drug. Given how she was her husband's first girlfriend, Ian being without father, and his mother snitching on him to Yoko, he was dead on arrival when attempting any relationship with her. As to say, the game was rigged from the start, and the only way of winning was not playing at all.
As big as iCukkks was, he lowered his guard the same way Chris Chan did oh so many times - by a prospect of pussy boyfriend free girl.
I would laugh if it wasn't so pathetic, but I think I'll laugh anyway.

In conclusion, I have been keeping an eye on Jomhas for a while now, being more and more disgusted, but also more and more curious of the resolution. After all, if grAnisa would divorce her cuck slave right now, she would retain the American citizenship, while leaving the pitiful creature without a dime to his name, but with a ruined career as a bonus. With a fanbase that currently only wants to see him crash and burn. Or wash and burn, if you will.

This is Purple Man, your guest conductor. Hold on tight, the ride might get a little bloody.