Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

Wait…what?!

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022. It was revealed during the Election Night Post Stream.

Nick received the Balldo from someone he called Tiff. It was put to rigorous use that day, which meant Nick was now going to do a review. Kayla had even discussed it in the LOCALS chat already, meaning Nick was able to talk about it more freely.

After giving the Balldo a five-star review, Kayla mentioned Rachel telling her about her Balldo experience that day on November 22nd 2022.

This places them 14 days apart (at most).

Whole lotta words to say nick's a fucking faggot

If that's as far as you want to take it then go ahead... but Nick is also a cuck and a coomer who goes to Jamaican swinger resorts and has an interest in animated underage rape and pornstars larping as underage trollops.

Nick is quite far gone. Hence all the words (and 6500+ page thread).

 

[RotPockets]

If that's as far as you want to take it then go ahead... but Nick is also a cuck and a coomer who goes to Jamaican swinger resorts and has an interest in animated underage rape and pornstars larping as underage trollops.

Nick is quite far gone. Hence all the words (and 6500+ page thread).

Nick is the definition of a libertine.

A libertine is a person questioning and challenging most moral principles, such as responsibility or sexual restraints, and will often declare these traits as unnecessary or undesirable. A libertine is especially someone who ignores or even spurns accepted morals and forms of behaviour observed by the larger society.[1][2] The values and practices of libertines are known collectively as libertinism or libertinage and are described as an extreme form of hedonism.[3] Libertines put value on physical pleasures, meaning those experienced through the senses. As a philosophy, libertinism gained new-found adherents in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries, particularly in France and Great Britain. Notable among these were John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, and the Marquis de Sade.

During the 18th and 19th centuries, the term became more associated with debauchery.[7]Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand wrote that Joseph Bonaparte "sought only life's pleasures and easy access to libertinism" while on the throne of Naples.

It’s only fitting the Libertarian Nick Rekieta was reborn as Lord Balldo the Libertine at Hedonism II.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

I am very mad at this thread for putting the foul and vile image of baldos lips encasing the penis of Aaron the image is NASTY

 

[Watching Rekieta]

True, as a bow hunter, April has demonstrated that she could kill a man, but Anisa has already devoured a man's soul and keeps Ian's zombie corpse shambling around.

I don't think April has actually demonstrated it. So far, the biggest threat she's demonstrated is crocodile tears of "he abused me. I'm a survivor and a victim." I think that's a common theme after her relationships end. Aaron talks shit about his exes too but they end in restraining orders. I'd like to see who would end up with the restraining order if April put an arrow through Aaron's leg. I think Aaron could talk the judge into giving him jail time.

I am very mad at this thread for putting the foul and vile image of baldos lips encasing the penis of Aaron the image is NASTY

Better than the rim job that is more likely.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nothing is more shocking to me than April being 29. She literally looks like she's 40+ fucking pre-surgery Kayla looked younger and she looked like a demon.

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022. It was revealed during the Election Night Post Stream.

Nick received the Balldo from someone ha called Tiff. It was put to rigorous use that day, which meant Nick was now going to do a review. Kayla had even discussed it in the LOCALS chat already, meaning Nick was able to talk about it more freely.

if this is just what you're teasing i can't wait for the OP. You're pretty much destroying all the "Kayla was just a sweet innocent little mom, like sally field in "not without my daughter" arguments people, including me, have said. her being the one to bring in the balldo basically seals that she was never the "innocent wife wanting to appeal to her hubby" that Aaron and others have said. She was always meant for the streets.

Balldo man getting the idea from Kayla's BFF is so interesting.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing is more shocking to me than April being 29. She literally looks like she's 40+ fucking pre-surgery Kayla looked younger and she looked like a demon.

Worshipping Satan, like Nick does, takes a lot out of you. Satan is in a hurry to get back his investment.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022. It was revealed during the Election Night Post Stream.

Nick received the Balldo from someone he called Tiff. It was put to rigorous use that day, which meant Nick was now going to do a review. Kayla had even discussed it in the LOCALS chat already, meaning Nick was able to talk about it more freely.

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After giving the Balldo a five-star review, Kayla mentioned Rachel telling her about her Balldo experience that day on November 22nd 2022.

So is there an AU where Rekeita didn't put on the balldo because Tiff decided not to send it so a butterfly effect saves his marriage and career? Perhaps a dimensional merge would be his best shot

Or is it more likely that he was fucked and would have become degenerate in all timelines?

 

[Not Who You Think]

if this is just what you're teasing i can't wait for the OP. You're pretty much destroying all the "Kayla was just a sweet innocent little mom, like sally field in "not without my daughter" arguments people, including me, have said. her being the one to bring in the balldo basically seals that she was never the "innocent wife wanting to appeal to her hubby" that Aaron and others have said. She was always meant for the streets.

Balldo man getting the idea from Kayla's BFF is so interesting.

For clarity, the pink Balldo used by Nick was sent in by someone Nick called Tiff from his LOCALS (Drexel brought a grey one on stream before that). It seems that Kayla then passed the idea onto Rachel (her cousin). Rachel is younger than Kayla and it sounds like they've been besties since they were very young.

Kayla didn't introduce the Balldo into her own marriage, but it seems she did introduce it to her cousin's marriage who always looked up to Kayla from the sounds of it. It's gross on a lot of levels.

I'm glad you're looking forward to the OP. I plan to have it out shortly after Kayla's hearing in late October (I'll try and avoid putting it out on the anniversary of her getting Balldoed). It might be the last project I do. In the meantime I'm mostly just keeping an eye out for information pertaining to Kayla and dropping info that I've gleaned in the process.

So is there an AU where Rekeita didn't put on the balldo because Tiff decided not to send it so a butterfly effect saves his marriage and career? Perhaps a dimensional merge would be his best shot

Or is it more likely that he was fucked and would have become degenerate in all timelines?

Most likely the latter. Nick's trip to Hedonism II and his MANdy lust predate him using it.

 

[3MMA]

was first Balldoed

No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own cuckoldry.

 

[DavidS877]

Or is it more likely that he was fucked and would have become degenerate in all timelines?

I've been watching a Nick/Null/Mark/Mark stream from 2019 and based on some of the innuendo and jokes you could sort of tell there might be something off. But then again hindsight is 20/20.

 

[Vibralldo]

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022. It was revealed during the Election Night Post Stream.

Nick received the Balldo from someone he called Tiff. It was put to rigorous use that day, which meant Nick was now going to do a review. Kayla had even discussed it in the LOCALS chat already, meaning Nick was able to talk about it more freely.

Jesus Christ, he looks like a little kid with an adult man's head

His body is so tiny, it's uncanny

 

[Lemondale]

Nick abandoned his yt channel just like he abandoned his kids to coke.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Nick abandoned his yt channel just like he abandoned his kids to coke.

Not a fair statement. He didn't abandon all his kids to coke. He gave his 9 year old some.

 

[House Cat]

Barnes has always reminded me of those shameless NY Mob lawyers who used to get guys like John Gotti off.

Those guys were actually good at their job.

Here's what a GREAT LAWYER Robert Barnes is...

• LOST = Represented Ralph Nader in lawsuits regarding ballot access in Hawaii and Arizona for his 2004 presidential bid
• LOST = Served as one of actor Wesley Snipes' criminal defense lawyers, convicted him on three out of six counts of misdemeanor failure to file income tax returns (some argue that he got his sentence lowered immensely, but Barnes argued he could get him off completely... he didn't)
• LOST = One of Alex Jones's defense attorneys in defamation lawsuits that were filed against Jones by an FBI agent and the parents of victims from the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre
• DISMISSED = Represented eight Covington High School students (excluding Nick Sandmann) in a lawsuit
• DISMISSED = Represented bartender Dustin Hice in a sexual assault lawsuit against CNN anchor Don Lemon in 2021, statements were later retracted by Hice

When you learn about Bobby's background, he comes from humble beginnings and has a "great story" . . . But he's basically the right-wing Gloria Allred at this point: taking a case only if he'll get fame and attention along with it, win or lose. Unfortunately, it looks like he puts all his eggs in the wrong baskets and gets burned in the end. Then, he quickly moves onto the next case so you can forget his recent fuck up.

Also, funny if you didn't know . . . Barnes replaced Mark Randazza as Alex Jones' lead attorney in the Sandy Hook case because Randazza was representing the co-founder of the Daily Stormer, and violated legal ethics by "soliciting bribes from legal opponents, among other indiscretions." ----- I found that funny that these two dipfucks had a history and are both buddies with Nicky Rackets (atleast Barnes still is).

A reddit thread of lawyers arguing whether or not he's a good attorney. TLDR: They say NO.

EDIT:
Per Barnes' website, his next BIG client is "BITCOIN JESUS" Roger Ver who was charged with tax fraud in April 2024 for allegedly causing a $48 million dollar loss to the IRS. Barnes talks all about how he's getting ready to get him off on his blog page... let's see if that happens!

It also seems Bobby's always been after the spotlight. Found the article (that's his current Twitter banner) on why he left Yale Law School . . . He left because of "Elitism."

Spoiler: Barnes Article

 

[Gay Mouth]

In a number of states (California and Illinois come to mind) the courts have ruled that just claiming to smell weed (by itself) isn't probable cause even to search a car.

My lawyer informs me that everyone of a certain socio-economic class smokes weed and drives in California, and as about 20% of Californians are socio-economic factors, it is in fact racist to smell weed and use the smell of weed as probable cause. The excessive discovery of guns, hard drugs, and other signs of crime are actually a discriminatory coincidence. this statute might actually be based, as all a cop has to do is go "DO I SMELL MARIJUANA?!" To claim probable cause

did rekieta pay for april's breast implants? we seen her in a bikini. she wasn't this buxom before.

Gravity is a thing, just like there are fat girl angles and positions there are 'no tits' angles and positions.

She's face down, laying on her breasts, & squeezing them together for the trap. If she had implants (with whose money? During a criminal case?) she would take a photo face on.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Here's what a GREAT LAWYER Robert Barnes is...

Why is this shit always connected?

It's like all the retards of the legal world have some form of connection or relationship with Cokieta, and are famous/well-known for being idiots.

 

[Chazzed Up]

For clarity, the pink Balldo used by Nick was sent in by someone Nick called Tiff from his LOCALS (Drexel brought a grey one on stream before that). It seems that Kayla then passed the idea onto Rachel (her cousin). Rachel is younger than Kayla and it sounds like they've been besties since they were very young.

Kayla didn't introduce the Balldo into her own marriage, but it seems she did introduce it to her cousin's marriage who always looked up to Kayla from the sounds of it. It's gross on a lot of levels.

I don't know why but this gave me the mental image of Kayla presenting the Balldo to this other woman in a Hellenic sort of art style you'd see on ancient pottery.

 

[thebigdream]

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022. It was revealed during the Election Night Post Stream.

Nick received the Balldo from someone he called Tiff. It was put to rigorous use that day, which meant Nick was now going to do a review. Kayla had even discussed it in the LOCALS chat already, meaning Nick was able to talk about it more freely.

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After giving the Balldo a five-star review, Kayla mentioned Rachel telling her about her Balldo experience that day on November 22nd 2022.

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This places them 14 days apart (at most).



If that's as far as you want to take it then go ahead... but Nick is also a cuck and a coomer who goes to Jamaican swinger resorts and has an interest in animated underage rape and pornstars larping as underage trollops.

Nick is quite far gone. Hence all the words (and 6500+ page thread).

I love how even one of Nick's most defining things, the Balldo, is something he took from someone else. Not even his degenerate thoughts are original, so sad.

 

[Pomniman]

You're pretty much destroying all the "Kayla was just a sweet innocent little mom, like sally field in "not without my daughter" arguments people, including me, have said. her being the one to bring in the balldo basically seals that she was never the "innocent wife wanting to appeal to her hubby" that Aaron and others have said. She was always meant for the streets.

I don't know why anyone believed otherwise. A lot of you seem to have this completely deluded and skewed perception of women as these magical borderline asexual creatures who only get dragged into degeneracy kicking and screaming by some mean old man. That's just basically never the case. 9/10 times they're more enthusiastic about it than any man involved and will only pretend they weren't afterwards if they can gain pity points from playing the victim. Lady Crackets (known prescription pill addict, multi-level marketing enthusiast, posted lingerie pics to Cuckeita's locals, got drunk and publicly flirted with Branca to the point where he was visibly uncomfortable on that one election stream or something) was never an exception.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I don't know why anyone believed otherwise. A lot of you seem to have this completely deluded and skewed perception of women as these magical borderline asexual creatures who only get dragged into degeneracy kicking and screaming by some mean old man. That's just basically never the case. 9/10 times they're more enthusiastic about it than any man involved and will only pretend they weren't afterwards if they can gain pity points from playing the victim. Lady Crackets (known prescription pill addict, multi-level marketing enthusiast, posted lingerie pics to Cuckeita's locals, got drunk and publicly flirted with Branca to the point where he was visibly uncomfortable on that one election stream or something) was never an exception.

Narcissists generally either groom people into being complicit with them or target BPD lunatics who serve as a good complimentary force in enabling their self-destruction. Kayla is apparently the latter. I do challenge your assertion that most women would be enthusiastic about getting Balldo'd.