Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
This Boss Baby faggot is a disproof of his own motto.

Sometimes the best defense actually is a defense and not just flinging shit at everyone in sight.
Wait, do you mean implying someone that has absolutely nothing to do with my friend or client´s case moved to Thailand to fuck babies is not a sound legal strategy? It cant be because he is a snarky faggot, can it?

She does sweep up her replies, but only the really bad ones.
I dont even mean the one that asked about cheating but her first idiotic response confirming they are together.
 
I do think that the Apeshit defense is the only thing Barnes and Nick can do. An actual defense motion would require the brain capacity to process the evidence.
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You see, if you weren't genuinely in a relationship with him, you could've said, "We aren't in a relationship, what the fuck are you saying?"

You know, like a normal person. Like someone who hadn't already said that Nick deserves you and not Kayla because you believe you're better than Kayla. Except April is that person, and I don't know how Kayla's family haven't collectively decided to run her stupid fucking face out of Minnesota for being a part in destroying their family.

And the "I'm not into cheating"...is also funny and weird, because didn't she cheat on her boyfriend before she started dating (and then married) Aaron?
"He deserves better than someone who cheats on him" feels kinda pointed to Kayla to anyone else?
 
When the Krooked Kiwi Kops that have infiltrated the Kandiyohi county police department figure out how to turn on the computer with the evidence on it, it won't matter.

If only Judge Fischer forgets the key to the evidence room on the door.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

I think her next goal will be becoming the bride of barbie dream mansion.
 
Am I the only one who likes Rekieta being AWOL?

He was essentially feeding the interest by doing his unique legal take streams and arguments. Now that he doesn't, he is kind of a nothingness. Isn't that what he really is?

Kinda amazing. At one point he was heading for Shapiro or Crowder levels, but Ralph/Aaron levels await him.
 
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