Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ring of Basilius]

Here we go

These make the Rick analogue appear far too likable and endearing. Needs more loathing. Realistic amount of greasy secretions, though.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

These make the Rick analogue appear far too likable and endearing. Needs more loathing.

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Stop using webp. The forum doesn't support it properly.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Will they let him bring the pepperoni machine to prison? he might just turn into a billionaire meat goods merchant if so.

Stop using webp.

OT, but I wish whoever came up with that format gets an entire lego set lodged firmly in their feet.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

swatting is a felony (in the real definition not the patrick one) and it was never a question that the feds would investigate and eventually fuck up whoever is responsible.

Swatting is a Wisconsin felony. The FBI level of caring on an individual SWAT without the swat being a 'weapon of mass destruction' is limited. Mass swatting? Bomb Threat? Now they will start to care.

At the point the feds show up the local cops could point at the feds if there is a press conference over the issue or the local aldermen were to ask a question.

The feds won't care much about the locals. The locals care enough to pass whatever to the feds.

Suing the local cops? Now you have people in their spare time who will wanna mess up Patrick the same kind of way when Patrick decided to sue 60 anons that motivated members of the 60 to follow Patrick to push his shit back in.

How Patrick is gonna have his shit pushed in will be after the lawsuit is done he's gonna get visits from DNS (Milwaukee Department of Neighborhood Services) for his building. The cops will look to see if they can catch him drunk driving. And whatever 'settlement' happens about MPD policy on service calls will be well followed. If they get a wellness call and Patrick is being an abusive ass, he will get treated like a young kid with a long rap sheet the cops are wanting to teach a lesson.

Patrick can deny DNS visits inside the home if it wasn't being used as an AirBnB. With that commercial purpose and the ability of a renter to invite them in - yea he's screwed.

 

[Post Reply]

...data gathered from witnesses of varying degrees of reliability...

Ah, so they have heard from Jackie, the self-styled blogger.

I'm conflicted. I hate swatters and think it's faggy behavior, but I also don't want to see Patrick get a win.

Patrick waddling up to the witness stand in Seminole County to wish Alan Filion a very enjoyable prison sentence would be maximally funny and a win for us all.

 

[BelUwUga]

If he's in for a long sentence the pests will send physical letters, imagine Rick spending all his jail time writing letters back to rebut their accusations and correct the record.

With the magic of AI we can see what some of these post cards might look like:

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Rick wants to buy a shitty nerd gun to vaporize orange Cheeto Hitler and his Nazi MAGA goons.
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[Judge Holden]

Alrighty, bout to sign off for the night. Lets check in on the pig man


Somehow I still find myself shocked at how he is still fucking doing this shit....and how I still fuckin laugh my ass off at it

Also yet anuddah normie joins the church of chitlins


I like how even random normies on xitter echo my impression of him embodying the most embarrasing "kool kid" retard aesthetic of the 90s.

 

[Louis Beans]

I know this may shock some people, but I did a search and Pat might have not come up with this tweet himself.

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Bitchtits just had to revise it to two short sentences for his classic MIC DROP own of the chuds. Fat zilch is still living in 2007.

 

[Broadside]

Pat is diving headfirst into online politisperging now election season is ramping up. Expect to see much more of this as he uses politics on X to escape his current bleak situation.

 

[Judge Holden]

Rick wants to buy a shitty nerd gun to vaporize orange Cheeto Hitler and his Nazi MAGA goons.
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mfw Tyrone steals my new $800 toy and uses it to scratch his taint while farting in my barren wife

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat is diving headfirst into online politisperging now election season is ramping up. Expect to see much more of this as he uses politics on X to escape his current bleak situation.

He better hit up Rickety Rackets the Rail King for some of the really good shit to pull that off. Probably can't offer any pepperoni for a trade since neither the Rekietas nor their children eat but I figure they'd go for the black bull flatulators Niki can spare.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nobody's gonna be enjoying prison, stalker child. Good luck getting anyone convicted.

 

[Judge Holden]

Huh, never seen this xeet get much traction even though its definitive proof of fat showing more paternal feeling for someone he is threatening to rape than his own daughter


Speaking of "daddy" there is something rather despicable about a man who drunkenly threatened to murder his unborn daughter and gleefully ran out on her so he could play with his toys and feed his xitter addiction trying to insult people using the "your father abandoned you" line


I wish xitter made it easier to dig up old xeets like this without just throwing out random words and scrolling to the bottom, because you can see some truly choice "I deserve absolutely fucking everything that the stalkerchilds have done to me and far, far worse" material there in the depths of his TL

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wish xitter made it easier to dig up old xeets like this without just throwing out random words and scrolling to the bottom, because you can see some truly choice "I deserve absolutely fucking everything that the stalkerchilds have done to me and far, far worse" material there in the depths of his TL

If I had the ability to make one request to Musk, it'd be hard to decide between "unban null" and "give me a data dump of everything Rick has ever done on twitter".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Huh, never seen this xeet get much traction even though its definitive proof of fat showing more paternal feeling for someone he is threatening to rape than his own daughter
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[The Taco Santo!]

I'm conflicted. I hate swatters and think it's faggy behavior, but I also don't want to see Patrick get a win.

There's nothing that says Patrick isn't the target of the investigation.

With the magic of AI we can see what some of these post cards might look like:
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I'll get him to write me some personalized fiction. And I'll pay him in stamps and honeybuns.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'll get him to write me some personalized fiction. And I'll pay him in stamps and honeybuns.

No, child. You won't. What you will do is enjoy prison for Felony Author Solicitation.

Enjoy, uh, prison.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

There's nothing that says Patrick isn't the target of the investigation.

The 1st level of 'abstraction' is 'torswats said Patrick was paying him'. Perhaps LEO has data that can provide actual proof Alan said that. What we have is screenshots.

The next level is - Was Alan lying? AKA trolling the followers of The Fatprick. While I personally lean more towards the 'Patrick paid to self swat' being true for a trial you'd need better evidence. Like the blockchain entries.

LEO has whatever Alan had on his machine. They may have records of where The Fatprick bought his crypto. There is a non-zero chance The Fatprick can't be proven to have sent crypto to Alan. There is also a non-zero chance that The Fatprick has outright lied to the FBI trying to sound the victim and in doing that could have a lying to the FBI charge stick.

Up until The Fatprick went after MPD no one really had a reason to dig. Yes there was a crime. But without confessions or evidence being wrapped in a bow tie and presented on a silver platter with a marching band providing background music the MPD has better things to do than chase after the perp.

Unless someone has the wallet IDs The Fatprick used any real investigations are at a dead end. And no funsters seem to be The Fatpricks drinking buddy hoping to one day obtain a drunken confession. Any confession from Alan would need accounting records to back 'em up and there is no evidence of Alan being in a confessing mood. And so far there is no evidence of funsters trying to work Alan. In both cases it is there time and effort to waste but damn if they did work those angles and it paid off - THAT gets The Fatprick cow of the year.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No, VP child, the border isn't a complete mess. And yes, VP child, the border is a mess because of Trump vetoing this year's border bill that would maintain illegal immigration at 2mil per year. And all those companies that blue state governors closed? That's right, Trump lost those jobs!
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I love when he posts and eliminates any doubt that he got a 1.2 GPA in high school