Inactive Sophia Harrington / Jack Harrington / Birdie / SpriteCranbirdie / Alias / Lucifer - Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame

New art, plus being a "system" mention

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What can we even say anymore? We already predicted this system bullshit. If Birdie already wants to be a "morty fictive" she could just roleplay or join the kin people. At least then she wouldn't be faking a disorder, I guess.
That's what it was before Wuhan shit hit the fan, as I don't think the DID fakers were as rampant pre-COVID.
 
“i’ve been trying to find out if i’m a morty fictive” is such a funny thing to me
the reason fictives exist is because alters who “split” are like babies born with a great deal of knowledge a person who’s at least experienced years on earth would have
they haven’t built up an identity with those years, they weren’t given the chance to. so, an alter may find a character (or one the system has already discovered like a piece of media they’re attached to) and identify with that character, taking on that identity
the idea of sophia, a now 20 year old ”trying to find out” she’s a morty fictive is bullshit, especially when on her STRAWPAGE, she HAS kins. she has an identity, she knows who she is. just fucking kin him, retard
 
Synni has changed her title from “My Response (PART 1)” to “My Response”.
Aw, pity. I was looking forward to her and her ghostwriter making another incredibly well-written and well-received response debunking her allegations. I guess it's better if they stay quiet. They were making Birdie look really good.

Putting on my tinfoil hat, what if they're still friends in private and once Synni was exposed for sexting kids they knew Synni's career was toast, so they've decided to use whatever remaining resources they have to bolster Birdie's career? How hilarious would it be if they were still living together, laughing all the way to the bank to cash that GoFundMe check? 10k and enough victimhood to last Birdie for the foreseeable future doesn't sound too bad if one of them has to tank anyways. Their true plan is to make Birdie immune to further drama... :o

Kinda wish they weren't so moronic. It'd give our schizo conspiracies more weight. LOL. Unfortunate that it'd be pretty impossible for anyone to take Birdie down for anything short of murder thanks to Synni & Kumo's repeated public retardation. They both must have a humiliation fetish or something.
 
Anyways, ETA of the next time birdie is groomed/grooms someone?
Birdie, sadly for her, is now too old to be groomed since grooming is about children. I could predict the whole Birdie grooms someone soon thing though. Double prediction: one of her """"alters"""" will groom a 12 year old and Birdie is going to say how she's """"killed"""" the """"alter"""" or some type shit like that. Extra points if it's "I'm aroace (no she isn't) so I never felt anything sexual and didn't mean it!!"
 
Birdie, sadly for her, is now too old to be groomed since grooming is about children. I could predict the whole Birdie grooms someone soon thing though. Double prediction: one of her """"alters"""" will groom a 12 year old and Birdie is going to say how she's """"killed"""" the """"alter"""" or some type shit like that. Extra points if it's "I'm aroace (no she isn't) so I never felt anything sexual and didn't mean it!!"
hoping birdie atleast sticks to the normal standard of "don't date kids" since she is so against it.
 
Extra points if it's "I'm aroace (no she isn't) so I never felt anything sexual and didn't mean it!!"
I honestly think this is the most likely scenario. Birdie will talk sexually to a child not because she's attracted to them, but because she talks that way to everyone, and then she'll use the aroace defence. I don't even think there's a high chance of that happening, I think Birdie is just smart enough to see the downfall of Synni and wants to avoid being like her in any capacity. But in the off chance she's retarded enough to speak to a kid sexually, it's because im aroace Dx i talk that way 2 every1 !!!
 
Birdie, sadly for her, is now too old to be groomed since grooming is about children
Wrong, but I can see why this is a common misconception. "Grooming refers to a pattern of behaviors that predators use to gain access to people who are vulnerable, build trust, and ultimately gain control over them for exploitation." Not all grooming is sexual. Grooming is essentially manipulation, which is why young kids being exploited by older people with sexual activity is referred to grooming. Though, it's unlikely to happen again, as Birdie's only real friend left them, I doubt they'll trust anyone again. Which is just... sad but I have a hard time feeling sympathy for them because they've clearly never put any effort into interacting with people outside of the internet even after they escaped their shitty parents.

Why post this on main if not for attention?
I wouldn't be doubt Birdie being an attention-seeker, but this isn't something you should just slide under the rug. Also what the fuck is wrong with Synni? You get outed as a pedo, and your friend confronts you, and the first thing you say to them is to ask them to cuddle and then grope them? What?
 
Some new vent art about Synni
Too corny. If Sophia had confessed this like a normal person that's in a genuine state of regret and grief would've, then maybe I'd consider this new information being true. But this being conveyed in a way much like those pre-ironic, sadboy, B/W anime edits you'd find on Pinterest in 2014, I can't help but think this is an extreme exaggeration or changing what happened to fit a narrative.
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