Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[RandallBoggs]

I have a hard time expressing the depth of my disgust of American Jews. (Except for the Orthodox ones.)

Believe me when I say Israelis very much share this sentiment, only they probably hate the Orthodox Amerikikes as well. I swear, ever since the war started it’s like a sleeper agent activated in all American Jews that compelled them to be the most obnoxious fucking person possible, on either side of the conflict.

Spoiler: Antisemitism sperg

It’s not a thing either. Every time you see some deranged degenerate on twitter say something “antisemitic,” they mean Israelis. “Zionist” isn’t a code word for Jew, it’s a code word for Israelis. It’s actually insane how much people use this victim card. If anything, self proclaimed “anti-Zionist Jews” are seen as a fucking Messianic figure.

I’d love it so much if someone challenged Vicky on the fact that according to her own words, she’s only what, 12% Jew? And yet acts like she suffered cultural genocide because she was “never told she was Jewish” and raised catholic. But alas, unless someone touches poo that will never happen.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

New allergy just dropped, guys: Victoria is allergic to pressure from mask straps.

Theoretically, pressure urticaria is a thing, but Victoria doesn’t suffer from it.

Here’s a question: If she’s gobbling down prednisone, is her body even capable of reacting? I must have slept through the allergy modules, but anecdotally I remember an elderly relative was treated with massive doses of corticosteroids (she had giant cell arteritis) and her rashes from another condition just disappeared.

 

[Fapcop]

Theoretically, pressure urticaria is a thing, but Victoria doesn’t suffer from it.

Here’s a question: If she’s gobbling down prednisone, is her body even capable of reacting? I must have slept through the allergy modules, but anecdotally I remember an elderly relative was treated with massive doses of corticosteroids (she had giant cell arteritis) and her rashes from another condition just disappeared.

Prednisone is… NOT a good thing.

Your body adjusts, the positive effects diminish, but you’re still causing havoc on the body’s own hormones.

Prednisone is a wonder drug. At first. But doctors don’t prescribe it permanently in large dosages, because the downsides eventually massively outweigh the positive effects.

People don’t live long, healthy lives on prednisone.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Theoretically, pressure urticaria is a thing, but Victoria doesn’t suffer from it.

Theoretically, yes, but most likely she's getting a bad reaction from wearing them for too long + bad hygiene. If she's having a reusable face mask, I'd assume she never cleans it either so it's a bacterial paradise.

Add the expanding nature of pooners in general, I'd think it's on too tight and cutting into the skin.

 

[Aunt Carol]

New allergy just dropped, guys: Victoria is allergic to pressure from mask straps.

Wow, nobody in the history of the last four years has had to deal with this unique and debilitating condition.

She's really, really late for this #relatable anecdote.



Anyway, by this metric I'm allergic to dropping a can of soup on my toe. This seems like a misstep from a totally-real diagnosis shopper spoonie warrior.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

So she died of cancer. Tragic, sounds like she was young, but Twitter is bending over backwards to blame it on COVID.

Not just that, but if you read carefully she almost seems to blame COVID on causing a recurrence of her cancer. It sounds like while she was hospitalized for COVID, they were like "oh hey, fun times, but your cancer is back and very aggressive" and like a small child who can't understand correlation vs causation, Temu here decided that a COVID hospitalization caused her cancer to come back.

The absolute idiocy is beyond my own comprehension. People ostensibly read this and went "yes yes, we must mask so people don't get cancer." What in the fuck.

 

[Fapcop]

Not just that, but if you read carefully she almost seems to blame COVID on causing a recurrence of her cancer.

I’m glad she passed while in the glow of showing all the Chuds how dangerous COVID is, and that they’re causing cancer by not masking.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Not just that, but if you read carefully she almost seems to blame COVID on causing a recurrence of her cancer. It sounds like while she was hospitalized for COVID, they were like "oh hey, fun times, but your cancer is back and very aggressive" and like a small child who can't understand correlation vs causation, Temu here decided that a COVID hospitalization caused her cancer to come back.

The absolute idiocy is beyond my own comprehension. People ostensibly read this and went "yes yes, we must mask so people don't get cancer." What in the fuck.

But it's AIRBORNE!!!

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Victoria is such a brave little trooper that her doctor is PROUD of her for… leaving the house occasionally and failing college again, I guess?

Sure, Jan.

She’s also convinced something is wrong with her cognitively.

She’s got a point; I’ve heard of this before in the annals of psychiatry. The condition is usually referred to as being a fucking retard.

 

[behindyourightnow]

My favorite part is the extreme covid/masking hysteria is always combined with fat positivity. Approximately 4-8% of all cancers can be attributed to obesity. Being fat also raises your chances of cancer recurrence and dying of cancer (and no, the "obesity paradox" in cancer survival is not real, it disappears once you account for collider bias). But Vicky and buddies are sure to inform us that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being fat:

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/GM5Ao

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/MjRfr

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/Puuh9

In fact, it's a health advantage!

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/LBXu7

Now, I'm not some weird fanatic who is going around screaming at every overweight person I see that they are going to die of cancer, and I think anyone who did that would be deranged. But I'm also not going around accusing non-maskers of murder like these girls are. It's the fact that they hyperfocus on one thing (masking against covid) while ignoring (and/or spreading literal health misinformation about) the other that makes it very silly.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

"Fat liberation"
Are the fatties locked up?
Do they need to be freed?
Aside from their adipose prison of course.
The buzzwords these maniacs come up with never cease to amaze and amuse me.

ETA: Of all the posts, this would have to be my thousandth

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I love her! The histrionics, the entitlement, the sheer audacity!

I don’t know if I should wish her a million epi-pens or a million covid scares, but I do so anyway.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Her parents are separating. Yay, trauma time!

I understand it’s difficult even for adult children when parents separate, but Victoria’s reactions are just off. Who cares she was told on her birthday? Or if they move to “inaccessible” places? She doesn’t want to see them anyway, she says.

And hell yes, she’s probably the reason they’re separating.

 

[Sperghetti]

"My parents are so abusive! They kicked me out into an inpatient facility! Now I'm being forced to live in hotels just to have a roof over my head!"

Months later...

"Wait, they're moving and getting rid of my pool and my expensive medical toys?!"

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Now she can try to play them against one another. Good times for the pathological.

 

[Fapcop]

Now, I'm not some weird fanatic who is going around screaming at every overweight person I see that they are going to die of cancer, and I think anyone who did that would be deranged.

Now let’s not be hasty and judgemental!

If it was common and accepted behavior to walk up to a super fat drinking a coke, knocking their can out of their hands and screaming in their face, I guarantee that the number of absolute heifers would drop.

I understand it’s difficult even for adult children when parents separate, but Victoria’s reactions are just off.

It’s the reaction of spoiled, childish woman with giant cluster B warning signs.

Who would have thought that treating your parents simultaneously as a piggy bank and a cause of all trauma might cause them to not share the most intimate details of their life?

She wants to know what and why? Tough titties, maybe she should have called once in a while for a “Hey daddy, just wanted to hear the sound of your voice! How’s everything going?”

This chick is who I like to point to, whenever someone claims that all pooners are caused by trauma and sexual abuse.

Nah, some people are just born shitty.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I love the tonal whiplash - “I loved swimming in that pool” and in the literal next tweet “my accessibility upgrades.”

She had a pool in her childhood home and lived in multiple countries because of her rich parents’ jobs, how tragic.

 

[TismFarmer]

Firstly: YAY! I've been looking for a new lolcow and this one is a doozy!
Maximum respect to @Diana Moon Glampers for the find!

Secondly: wasn't she bleating recently that she had all her precious stuff 'stolen' because her parents wouldn't give it to her? Now they want her to get all her stuff and that's not what she wants either!

If I were her parents I would definitely move to an inaccessible apartment and make sure there is no spare room incase she decides to give up the powerchair larp...

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Firstly: YAY! I've been looking for a new lolcow and this one is a doozy!

She's a treasure isn't she?
A cow for the ages.
It's really quite shocking how lovely she was before she destroyed herself with testosterone and munching.
Her parents must have been devastated at the transformation. Much like An American Werewolf in London...A Fat Pooner in New York.

 

[Mayhem]

Divorces don’t just happen suddenly, especially between a wealthy couple that has been married for many years. There were plenty of red flags that her parents’ marriage was in trouble, but Victoria missed them because she’s so fucking self-absorbed. She also fails to show any concern or care or sadness that her parents’ marriage has fallen apart — she’s only worried about her possessions, her pool, her house.