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[Syikeblade]

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When even your too much of a loser for trannies, just another reason trans people hate each other.
Makes it twice as funny when this one is a fag tranny.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Nothing scares me more than being with a man with a big secret that he hides from me.

Lmao at this projection

 

[Ann Berlin]

When even your too much of a loser for trannies, just another reason trans people hate each other.
Makes it twice as funny when this one is a fag tranny.

I honestly love T4T attempters, but especially the straight-with-extra-steps ones. They're so transphobic to each other.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I honestly love T4T attempters, but especially the straight-with-extra-steps ones. They're so transphobic to each other.

That's because secretly they all know what and who they are and what and who their partners are.

The cognitive dissonance that simultaneously being one of the citizen-believers and the cynical protagonist in this IRL game of The Emperor's New Clothes produces must be confusing and exhausting.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

We spend most of our lives living with our parents

Only if you take 41% into account for your life expectancy, or never leave home.

Oh.

 

[kyonara]

So this might be a tricky situation that I haven’t heard anyone talk about in this group. I am undoc immigrant, born in MX. I haven’t been able to visit the homeland due to US border laws. However, I have been recently been approved my advanced parole to visit later this month!

My question for you all is… (again, all answers and input are helpful!) Do you all think I would get more of a hassle crossing the border legally if I physically pass as male yet on my ID it still shows F? Do you all think i’ll get wrongfully profiled or get in any sort of trouble for any suspicion? I guess i’m overthinking too much. Average cis person has no trouble but im worried I might get an extra disadvantage.

Also, random question but am I able to pack a stp packer in my luggage and go through tsa without them asking me anything? I’m planning on placing it in my carry-on, and i’ve gotten so used to wearing and using it on a daily basis that I can’t seem to go out anywhere without it, let alone a whole different country. My biggest fear is them pulling it out and inspecting, especially since i’ll be with my family.

Anything helps! Please assist with any tips or tricks you might have : ) . Thanks ![/SPOILER]

Holy fucking Christ would I not try this kind of dumb shit in Mexico, especially if I was gonna set foot off the Zona Hotelera. The police at the airports give ZERO fucks, especially in non-touristy cities, and they will separate you from your travel companion and pull all your shit out of your bag, throw it all over the counter, and make you explain in your broken-ass Spanish that sí, señor, these anxiety pills were indeed prescribed to the same Chumber you see on this ID. Está en la etiqueta! They are just so very serious about making sure nothing untoward gets past them, and the random selectors ensure that at least 50% of people passing through customs get a pat-down, if not their luggage torn open for the whole airport to see.

I can only imagine that it's so much worse if you're crossing the border by car. I so want an update to this one. Imagine the lagrimas de los hombres.

 

[Procrastinhater]

lol the man didn’t even do anything to stop the troon from using the women’s room (which would have been completely reasonable.) Instead the women just avoided the troon. But even this is a hate crime to them. These are the most entitled fucking people.

He took the none confrontational route, instead of stopping the Troon from going in at the very least until they'd come out, he even let the Troon use the wrong room, presumably because he didn't want to deal with an IT'S MA'AM freakout when he had his kid with him, and that's still not good enough for these freaks.
He did what any good husband and father would have done, there's no way I'm letting a fucking AGP cross dressing deviant follow my wife and/or daughter into a bathroom, I don't know any man who would.
That awkward feeling the Troon is complaining of is his conscience, he fucking knows he shouldn't be using the wrong bathroom, but like all Troons he's a selfish fuck that puts his own wants over other people's comfort and safety.

 

[Otterly]

all this year I have been taking Leuprolide and, well now I have a pain in my lower back that won't go away and all my joints creak,

Yeah that’s your bones and joints crumbling away. Feel validated, sir becasue this happens to the Real Women given blockers for precocious puberty and endometriosis (and also the men given it for late stage prostate cancer.)
All these drugs have catastrophic side effects. https://archive.ph/l2jF9

 

[Sean Andalou]

Curiously enough, the works of Neil Gaiman are fine even though he's a rapist.

So many worthwhile books by truly awful people. Even serious political stuff, not just entertaining fluff.
Aldous Huxley, Gunter Grass, Arthur Koestler, etc etc.

" ... I'm the woman I lusted after ... "

But AGP is a lie.

 

[Local Farmer]

Dude tells his wife about his family members tits. Gets shocked when wife tells him to shh, but don't worry. They had a "good laugu" after. I predict in a year, wife will be leaving him

What?! Women don’t talk about each others breasts all the time?? Like in my pornos???

This also implies that he thinks about his mothers and sisters breasts…often, execute him

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fucking gross. Yo once listened to that bambi sleeps audio sissy shit that gets them all trooning out, and the fact that men cna listen to it and not be utterly enraged by the constant characterisation of women as empty headed morons - men who allegedly "identify" with women could hear it and not be disgusted, was galling.

I'm not a woman and less than 5 minutes of that Bambi Sleeps shit (I checked it out back when that poster here was posting about it brainwashing him just so I confirm to myself exactly how big of a faggot we were dealing with) made me want to commit a fucking hate crime.
There has to be something seriously fucked in these freaks minds already for them to able to stand that fucking weirdo homo shit , let alone seek it out and sit listening to it for hours.
It made me want to strangle a Seal pup as a man so I can imagine listening to it being a woman would be even more infuriating.
I'm half convinced it's a psy op to create transphobes, it's viscerally repugnant.

 

[Paper Machete]

I'm not a woman and less than 5 minutes of that Bambi Sleeps shit (I checked it out back when that poster here was posting about it brainwashing him just so I confirm to myself exactly how big of a faggot we were dealing with) made me want to commit a fucking hate crime.
There has to be something seriously fucked in these freaks minds already for them to able to stand that fucking weirdo homo shit , let alone seek it out and sit listening to it for hours.
It made me want to strangle a Seal pup as a man so I can imagine listening to it being a woman would be even more infuriating.
I'm half convinced it's a psy op to create transphobes, it's viscerally repugnant.

I've heard short clips of it during someone's video essay type thing, I think from that one lady that did a deep dive on it, Jennifer Bilek? maybe. Anyway, yeah, it makes me feel all kinds of aggressive and I think you need to already have been a complete brainwashed degen before getting into it. It's not like the kind of thing you accidentally trip and get into. It's like with those weird, fucked coomers who are into the fake little girl voice that their anime waifu vomits out and that vtubers do a somehow even worse impression of. You have to be a retarded who has contracted brain worms to it and I'm convinced the majority of views are from the same handful of people who have been listening to it on repeat for years. It isn't even just the blatant sexism that's infuriating either just the sound of the voice and the way they talk makes you want to commit murder.

 

[DSHK]

Lil doods "dick" is bleeding

 

[Procrastinhater]

As if you needed more more reasons why pooners “getting children” is hella retarded:

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In most states, lil pooner is SOL.

I’m sure she’s heartbroken that she can’t LARP as a father anymore, and hopefully an actual man is ready and willing to take up the role.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

The mother is right to get that crazy woman away from the child before Li'l Pooner sees the kid pick up the wrong toy and decide its time to help "crack it's egg".

She also only showers around 3 times a week, and struggles to brush her fucking teeth.

Jesus this Pooner must fucking stink. No wonder her sister is pissed at her she's a fucking embarassment.
And her family went 4K in debt to help her out because she's too much of a sped to deal with her own shit, but of course, they're abusive because they won't play along with her delusional LARP.
I've nevr heard of "PDA" before, it sounds like an excuse to be a gross unhygienic bitch.

I've heard short clips of it during someone's video essay type thing, I think from that one lady that did a deep dive on it, Jennifer Bilek? maybe. Anyway, yeah, it makes me feel all kinds of aggressive and I think you need to already have been a complete brainwashed degen before getting into it. It's not like the kind of thing you accidentally trip and get into. It's like with those weird, fucked coomers who are into the fake little girl voice that their anime waifu vomits out and that vtubers do a somehow even worse impression of. You have to be a retarded who has contracted brain worms to it and I'm convinced the majority of views are from the same handful of people who have been listening to it on repeat for years. It isn't even just the blatant sexism that's infuriating either just the sound of the voice and the way they talk makes you want to commit murder.

Exactly that. I'm not sure what it is about it, but its like your subconscious recognizes the sheer fucking Heresy of it, that its something vile and corrupting, and unless you're already fucked in the head it switches on the BURN THE HERETIC switch, almost like its your subconscious defense protecting you from corruption by ramping up the righteous rage.
My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust.

 

[Gondolindrim]

That assumes poly people actually find each other attractive enough to coom instead of being emotional life rafts for the time being.

A lot of these "relationships" involving more than one people are purely financial or something because it's not a relationship if you're sharing your boyfriend or girlfriend.

 

[AfghanBlue]

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

Guess some cinephile didn't like the complaining.
Took me a minute to get what this was..

Artisnal for sure.

To give OP due, this is one of the only ever MTF account homepages that didn't flash up the NSFW Content warning when I clicked to view it. Bravo!

 

[Stan]

*we* know that it's like garlic to vampires on troons, but people who aren't troons just think you're a really committed fan.

I need to add one more to-do to the Potter list. Has your name been sullied and defamed by troons? Legally change your name to "James Potter", like Null did, or some other lesser-known and uncopyrightably common-sounding HP character name of your choice. Now if the troons refuse to recognize your new OC identity as "Neville Lovegood", they'll be the bigoted ones!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Vortexofchaos started popping E two years ago at the age of 64 and has been very very happy with his wonderful new life, with many posts on Reddit about his trans joy. Sadly he won’t post photos, but we can take his word for it that he is super glamorous with his purple danger hair. And at least one adult child is still in contact with him, so it’s all sunshine and lollipops. Except for one tiny problem that he has finally shared:

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Yes, his problem is that he has more young studs than old farts in his sex life. And the name of that young stud? Albert Einstein.

"I'm the woman I lusted after" he says, before lamenting the lack of men willing to commit to being in a relationship with him.

While it's refreshing to hear a troon finally admit that that's what the end goal is, I'm not buying it for a second in this case. Our friend here is as bent as a nine-bob note and his trooning out is a result of him being a gay man growing up in less tolerant and more homophobic times.

Don't worry, gramps- I'm sure someone blind and/or infirm enough to see you as a true & honest woman will come along any day now.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Post-mastectomy TiF who transitioned at 13 prefers to role play as a female character because she likes women's clothes and all the attention she gets. Immediate_Fall4330
Video game mentioned is IMVU which i'd never heard of but it looks like one of the most female orientated games I've ever seen.

I've said it before and i'll say it again. TiFs always seem to be more feminine than the average woman.
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What do y’all think?
Hey sorry to bother. Honestly I think I need someone to talk about these kinda things that most people won’t understand. I’ll start with this post asking something that might be kinda stupid.
I’m a 19 (of course) trans man. I’ve transitioned and started HRT at 13, had a mastectomy done…
Pre-T teenager me used to play a lot a game called IMVU. Which I found out it’s still opened and a lot of people still plays. I had a lot of avatars but I enjoyed more roleplaying as a woman when I was younger.

Now that I found out about it back, I’m trying to start again. I created a male account then a female one to “just have fun” but I found out that I like it more to play in the female one. Maybe because of all the attention that I didn’t get in the male one? I enjoy shopping at that game buying some female clothes… I don’t know why, because it even makes me feel dysphoric when people refer to me as a woman. It’s weird. I wanted to vent and to hear someone’s opinion. Of course I don’t want to dress up like that in real life, but I don’t know, it also makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong by playing as a woman.

She has only has two other comments; both concerning regret. But she'd never detrans though.

Hey honestly I kinda feel something like this. I don’t think I regret it but sometimesss.. I feel like I could’ve been cisgender. Also I found that I like being masculine but not in a male way, more like in a tomboy way. I used to be too masculine to be a woman and now too feminine to be a man. It’s weird. I don’t know. But I wouldn’t never ever detransition. That’d be so fucked up. Damn.

I’ve been on HRT for 6 years and I’m never satisfied. I wish I looked different. I wish I liked girls more either. I fucking hate liking cis gay men.

 

[Local Farmer]

Little gym bro.
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I have been transitioning for over 6 years now and I’m 1.5 years post op. I would describe myself as skinny fat as I have tiny arms but a huge waist and hips. I want more masculine build but I can’t seem to get through any workout. I barely can lift 10 lbs and can’t even do one push up.

I never worked out before I transitioned because it used to make me so upset especially when I had my old chest. It’s rough I have a lot of trauma and I understand working out is euphoric for a lot of people but it just leaves me more upset and angry. Like yes I transitioned but why am I not in the body I was truly meant to be in. Plus I have ARFID so getting in protein is really difficult for me.

I don’t have any FTM friends to relate to, I don’t have money for a gym, all these workout plans for FTM never cater to at home workouts or complete beginners. I feel at a loss.

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>takes literal T
>still is fat

You’re ngmi, even if you were a man

she probably thinks her anus turned into a magical omega hole and "flutters" when shes aroused. Ya kno. Like in fanfiction or yaoi mangas.

I’m sorry…WHAT?! Okay genuine question, is this because almost all yaoi is written by women and they think that gay male asses do the equivalent to a vagina?