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seems to be a somewhat popular artist
She probably draws like ultra yaoi or Lisa Frank-esqe works. She's already shown that she's a female, its just nobody has dug into her yet.

Her anus DID WHAT?!
Fuck i wish i would have reloaded before i replied to the other person.

she probably thinks her anus turned into a magical omega hole and "flutters" when shes aroused. Ya kno. Like in fanfiction or yaoi mangas.
 
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Fuck i wish i would have reloaded before i replied to the other person.

she probably thinks her anus turned into a magical omega hole and "flutters" when shes aroused. Ya kno. Like in fanfiction or yaoi mangas.
I got so many questions… How would she even know?!?

Who the fuck sits and watches their asshole like a hawk?

Unless your anus starts to spit fire for some reason, I doubt that any normal person would notice any changes.
 
I got so many questions… How would she even know?!?

Who the fuck sits and watches their asshole like a hawk?

Unless your anus starts to spit fire for some reason, I doubt that any normal person would notice any changes.
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It's always interesting when you can look at a picture of people and just instinctively know what kind of people they are. Whether or not it's accurate, you feel you understand the story. Probably based on people you knew.

She looks like the kind of girl that wasn't overly popular in high school but had friends. She was probably perceived as less attractive than she was due to social status and bullshit high school nonsense. She instinctively knew it and was annoyed she wasn't more desired or popular with the guys.

Then found an identity through some scene like pop-punk/emo. Which became part of the personality. Got into going to clubs and gigs for that. Then wanted the cool scene guys, the guys in the band instead of what would have been properly relationship choices. Ended up thinking the guy in the band thought she was special. When she was just what was there and got used a bunch of times by guys not interested. She wanted the approval of the cool band guy wanting her. Which never happened beyond being used and disappointed.

He was probably one of those weird guys who had friends but was into stuff no one else was like Japanese cartoons. Probably really into music but not actually into going to many shows. He wasn't a total looser socially, but actually was a loser. Whatever social peak he reached was in his teens. His more interesting, better friends probably started drifting around that age into more interesting lives. He moved towards more weirdo friends, but his old friends still had fond memories and they'd catch up here and there. He resented them for living better lives.

They were probably friends at some point, he had a crush on her but she never considered him an option. They reconnected in their later 20s after she's disillusioned and he's borderline incel. He's got a comforting feeling of being safe. Reminds her of familar times when they were friends in the past. The familiarity means there's no pressure or social desires for status. It's easy. They get together. She has a memory of him at his social middling peak of when he was 17 and mildly popular with the loser friends.

They get together and little does she know he spent a lot of time in his 20s watching anime and jerking it off to terabytes of porn. They settle together, move in. Combine lives. This is probably it and he troons out and she's trapped because she's too old to want to be on the dating scene again. Thinks it can manage, it may be a phase and the desire for approval means she doesn't want to be against the current thing that this is "normal."
 
Her anus DID WHAT?!
I read it as her butt checks just flapping in the wind, going clap clap clap.

What I want to know about is the last thing on the list. What's that about her bleeding to death from plucking her eyebrows. Men don't do that, at most they trim them when they get those extra long eyebrow hairs that old men get. She's talking about touching a tree shreds her hand
 
> Be man
> fall in love with woman
> loves her completely; wants to marry her
> woman says she's a man now
> heartbroken
> eventually break up
> sees her often looking more and more like a pooner everyday
> mourn over lost love
> feels like she died
> gets a memorial tattoo to remember her forever

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Ex got my dead name tattooed
Ex got my dead name tattooed and showed it to our friend group at dinner last night. We have a few friends/friends' partners who are new/didnt know me pre transition and were asking whose name it was and I beat that asshole to the punch and said "Oh she died" 🤣🤣🤣

I mean I did have to explain the joke to people, but it made everything SO awkward which is really what I was going for. Not everyone appreciated my public push back but I stand by the bit. Truly I'm going to live off this stupid high for at least 6 months. I'm a comedian now.

Ex and I aren't on bad terms (at least I didnt think so), he's just cishet and I'm not. We did break up like a year ago because of my medical transition, which is why I think him getting my deadname NOW is so funny. And it's an ethnic, uncommon name, so it's not like it's from a movie or for someone in his family or something.

Either way thats not my name. Thats the name of the girl I was possessing and puppeting around until I could The Thing body snatch this flesh vessel away.
 
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> Be man
> fall in love with woman
> loves her completely; wants to marry her
> woman says she's a man now
> heartbroken
> eventually break up
> sees her often looking more and more like a pooner everyday
> mourn over lost love
> feels like she died
> gets a memorial tattoo to remember her forever

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I just feel sorry for the poor guy. She sees what she did to him and thinks it's all some sort of joke, rather than an expression of grief. I fucking hate these selfish cunts who are so absorbed in their fetish that they'll annihilate healthy relationships and hurt the people who love them.
 
Some more wacky adventures in the comedy smash ”Honey, I blew up the marriage” (snips only, full posts in the spoilers).

First, Brazilian Ana Beatriz is speedrunning and his wife is shellshocked. Thankfully, no kids. Initially she was wonderful, but 12 days later she has evolved her position based on further reflection.

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Hi. 30+ AMAB here. Recently I finally decided to talk to my wife (cis female) about these feelings I have since kid that I don't like being man and would rather be woman. This conversation took place 12 days ago.

Things since then have being chaotic. She tries to be supportive but also is struggling a lot with grief and worries about upcoming changes. We laugh, we fight, we cry, we have sex (a lot more than usual). My emotions are varying immensely. Sometimes I feel like fully transitioning very fast and aggressively, which would mean tell everyone, start hrt etc. Sometimes I feel like nothing of this makes any sense. Sometimes, I just wish all this would go away. I bought some female clothes and started wearing them inside the house, but yesterday and today I feel like burning them, and never look back.

It really sucks to feel like this. It sucks even harder to see my beloved wife going through somewhat similar stuff. Like now, in many moments in these last days I regretted having said anything, specially when I feel like I don't know what I really want. I feel awful, and I'm tired of feeling like this.
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Bonus: a clear sign he was a girl all along:

For me, though, I really want the panties. I'm 35, coming out now, finally, and when I was a teenager in the closet, I dreamed about the day I would have may own panties.

At least he understands this is a big thing to dump on your wife and it’s only been 12 days. Our second failed husband is less compassionate because his wife has had two whole years to get with the program but is such a bitch about it because she can’t afford the divorce and raising their young children by herself. Their youngest is 4, so he told her during the peaceful easy years of the terrible twos. WTF is her problem?

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I came out to my wife about two years ago as a transgender woman and a lesbian. We’ve been married 15 years. I have been very patient and have given her a lot of time to process this, but I’m nearing the end of my patience.

She refuses to accept that I am a transgender woman or a lesbian. She continues to deadname and misgender me. Every time I try to talk to her about my identity or my transition, face-to-face or over text message, she becomes angry and starts yelling, saying she wants nothing to do with my identity or transition, that she wants out but can’t afford to leave. And then she shuts down and won’t talk about anything. We were in couples therapy until a few months ago, when she exploded at the therapist in anger and walked out. We haven’t been back to couples therapy since.

After she calms down from her outbursts of anger, she will go back to acting like nothing happened; like it’s life as usual. But she’s become distant, and has cut off all show of affection, all forms of intimacy have stopped (we haven’t kissed or even held hands in over a year); it’s like we’re roommates and coparents; nothing more.

How do I deal with this? How do I move on from this broken relationship? We have young kids. I don’t want my kids feeling like I’m abandoning them if I try to move out. I don’t know what to do. I feel stuck.
More pertinent info: I work remotely, and am out and have transitioned at work, all my coworkers have been amazingly supportive; I’m out to my friends who are also amazingly supportive. I’m still closeted to my immediate and extended family, including to my kids (which pains me). I started hormone therapy this year, which has literally saved my life. But my wife ignores this.

You might not be able to help him with the marriage, but maybe you can help with his question before that

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Call it transphobic. That should work.

Finally, a brave and stunning transwoman has worked out why his wife is so fucking furious with him and won’t have sex. Was it because she is at home caring for two young children and can’t afford to leave? The bralette and panties under his male clothes that turn her off? Or that she takes her Catholic faith seriously? No, it is clearly because his therapist says she has BPD. He has nothing to be embarrassed about. So where do these weird feelings come from?

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Hi ladies,

I’m a 43 yo MtF (on low dose E for 7 months). Haven’t physically or socially transitioned nor see how that will happen without blowing up my family.

I’ve known I wanted to be female since I was 10 years old — dysphoria started when I was 15. Always felt like this was a hopeless fantasy so I plugged on with “reality”. Egg really cracked at 30 and it’s been a constant thing ever since. I did tell my wife at the time and she didn’t react well — didn’t flip out but was like “I don’t want to be with a woman so let’s not bring this up again.”

Anyway — lately I’ve come to terms with the possibility that my marriage may end in the near future (due to a number of reasons related to her changes in values and religion etc — not my gender dysphoria, which I keep to myself mostly but my wife knows it’s a background issue for me). We have zero physical intimacy and I don’t really want any sadly.

I’ve discussed with my therapist to get their perspective. Based on my description of my wife it appears she has symptoms of borderline personality disorder, which makes me more concerned and pessimistic that things can really improve.

Lately I’ve started to contemplate post-marriage life and what that would mean. Big plus is moving forward on transition. However, I’ve been feeling these random pangs of what I can only call deep embarrassment/shame/awkwardness. Hit me in the airport today out of the blue.

Do any of you get that? Pre transition?

Part of me worries I’ll look back and think “you blew up your life so you could play dress up. How stupid.” I that is what comes right after the feelings of embarrassment.

I get so jealous of normal guys who really like being guys — wish I could get all this lost mental energy back 😕

Anyway — would appreciate others’ experiences.
 
We interrupt our regularly scheduled schadenfreude to bring you a favorite of trannies; seething over people who have it better than them!
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Have to be better than others, always. The existence of something more than themselves is anathema to the trans mindset of 'me only, all the time'.
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TikToker trannysitions at 13. Horseshoe law comes into effect and this is deemed unacceptable.
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And finally, someone suggests that the transes be something other than bitter. Can't have that!
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I agree. It's hilarious for 2 reasons.

Firstly, troons look at these women and instantly know they are actually women, hence them being so mad. But I thought you couldn't tell just from a photo? How do they know these women aren't really trans? lol.....

Secondly, the obvious hypocrisy is just laughable. I've seen troons calling this the equivalent of "blackface", as if every single one of them isn't pretending to be something they're not and never can be.

I do find it weird that there's much demand for this shit though. I guess it's a way for them to stand out maybe.
Maybe they’re hoping to lure in chasers with the promise of the mythical “chick with a dick.”
> Be man
> fall in love with woman
> loves her completely; wants to marry her
> woman says she's a man now
> heartbroken
> eventually break up
> sees her often looking more and more like a pooner everyday
> mourn over lost love
> feels like she died
> gets a memorial tattoo to remember her forever

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Not to play devil’s advocate, but I feel like the guy getting a tattoo dedicated to an ex you still see is not healthy. She’s drunk the gender Kool-Aid, she’s gone.
Some more wacky adventures in the comedy smash ”Honey, I blew up the marriage” (snips only, full posts in the spoilers).
I suspect that as the pendulum continues to swing back, we’ll have an epidemic of men seeking therapy over fucking up their marriages.
 
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I'm counting it as an L. Poor kid though.

We found out my son is claiming to have a mum and dad and a brother and a sister! He sez he wants to be ‘normal’ - but Doesn’t he know a real family is a mum and a hon and 2 heckin doggos???

TLDR: I think my son is a bigot! Next steps?

This poor kid just wants a relatively normal family unit like the other kids at school but the adults have decided dads fetish is more important. Now they want advice on how to twist his little mind around into accepting the unnatural. Oof…. (:_(
 
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My younger cis brother (10 yo) in some years will start puberty soon and this will drive me crazy! Tw: suicide thoughts ( I thought that I wouldn't write it, but here I am), transphobia, internalized transphobia and other sh*ts​

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Dramatic? Yes, but this shit will kill me from dysphoria.

I (18, ftm recloseted, pre everything because my parents don't are supportive😭) have a younger brother, he is ten years old, it really hurts when I see my father playing soccer with him (even if I am horrible and don't like it), but what scares me the most is when the fucking puberty starts. Not having HRT and affirming treatment hurts, but seeing the one who I prayed to be born with the luck I didn't had (being a cis boy) going through it will drive me crazy.

Like, it is all you wished, and you don't get it. It is like a kid looking with good parents/having a health relationship with them and not having it. And I don't know, I feel that my bother is perfect for them, I know that it is selfish from my part, and that it was hard for him, because he was born with bad formations in the fingers, had to amputate some and did a surgery in the balls, and it is rough as fuck. But I feel that he is going to be always perfect for them, and I am a fucking deception. He is cis, he likes to sing hymnals, read the bible, he was not a crybaby like when I was a kid, they will never be disappointed with him because he is not trans.



I won't be able to look at him because of the dysphoria, my dysphoria will get worse and I won't be able to do anything about it, I won't be able to start transitioning or get psychological support. My psyche was already a bit fucked up because of the dysphoria, but the fact that my parents don't accept me (they could at least try to understand me and not say and show me those horrible things) and see my brother go through puberty will shake me up completely, I'll really notice that what I'm going through now (which really isn't nice) will be nothing compared to what I've been through so far.
What will make me angry is that I'll be able to physically see that I'm emotionally shaken and my family won't give a damn! They'll either say that I'm mentally ill, that I need to be prayed for and cured, that I'm going to hell or that I need to be exorcised. If I try to talk to my mother about how I feel uncomfortable with menstruation or that I don't like having a female body, my mother will just say that “I'll have to learn to deal with it”, or that I have to “ask God to heal me”, or she'll throw in a verse about how God made me as a woman and I have to accept it, because He made me “the way He wanted”.
And they'll still take me to churches, God forgive me, I hate them. They talk about you as if you were a monster, who shouldn't even exist or should be exorcised at all costs.
And then there's my father and mother talking about what a pretty girl I am to see if that cures my dysphoria. Fuck, I know I'm not ugly, I know I'm pretty, but I don't like being a pretty girl, I want to be a pretty guy!
Another thing that hurts me is my mother seeing and hearing trans people being killed and beaten, the comments from the church saying that we shouldn't even exist and she doesn't even think, “my child could be killed or beaten in the street without having done anything wrong”, she just ignores it.
And they always talk about my family, as if I were a non-believer and wanted to become trans to confront God and them (since I believe in Jesus), they seem to sing praises and pray when they get home as if they were casting out demons and I'm sure that has something to do with me.
Sometimes I think “what will it take for them to see that they've done wrong? That they were totally wrong?”, am I going to have to leave and stay away from them without contact for months? Will I have to be diagnosed with depression? Am I going to have to be beaten up in the street? Threatened with death? Attempt suicide? Will they have to see my dead body, killed by myself or by other people?
The worst thing is that every year that passes, the less the T will work, I'll lose days of my life without being myself and the damn dysphoria will get worse.
I just want at least when I die, which I really don't, I just want all this to pass soon and things to change, I want to protest with Jesus. I want to be able to be a ghost and haunt them until they learn that what they did was wrong, accept me and never make the same mistake with anyone again, maybe even show people a different view.



Why parents don't try to understand their children???? Why can't they fucking see that I am having nightmares at least once a week because of them? That I am getting depressed because they didn't try to understand me? It has been a whole year in silence, giving them time to process. I tried to talk to my mom last week about how I was so sad that I bought food that I usually love, and it didn't make me feel better, I said that I didn't know why I was so sad, she at least could try dig deeper, but she just said "Jesus said that what changes the man is what they say, not what they eat".

Lol, she says that I didn't trust in her, because I don't want to be told that I am not going to be accepted, but who the hells want to be told that it was their fault and that they are going to hell for something they can't choose?! How I can try to talk to her while she starts to tell me bible versicles or don't try to understand my pain, she just ignores it! I know that it was hard for them, why they don't tried to have the same empathy with me? I hate this, because I don't like to get angry at my parents, they did a lot for me and my siblings, and it makes me feels selfish, but in the name of God, they should at least try to see my viewpoint once.

Post history shows she's 18 as of a couple of months ago. Surprising lack of fujo shit that I could find. It's mostly religious guilt, suicide talk, and some computer stuff.
 
Post history shows she's 18 as of a couple of months ago. Surprising lack of fujo shit that I could find. It's mostly religious guilt, suicide talk, and some computer stuff.
No longer a particular pathology being encouraged (and treated wrongly).
Pooning / trooning is becoming the default solution for teen angst.
And the ascendant faction of the ruling class is deliberately encouraging it.
Genocide by guile.
 
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