Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maude Snew said:
He better hit up Rickety Rackets the Rail King for some of the really good shit to pull that off. Probably can't offer any pepperoni for a trade since neither the Rekietas nor their children eat but I figure they'd go for the black bull flatulators Niki can spare.
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Pat needs to up his game and be looking at serious prison time before he can even pretend to be a contender against Rackets.
AutoClownMaker said:
Any confession from Alan would need accounting records to back 'em up and there is no evidence of Alan being in a confessing mood.
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That little dude is looking at decades in prison and the itty bitty little hapa has some dicksucking lips on him. If he has anything to spill, he's gonna spill.

Unfortunately, from another potential witness, he was totally obsessed with Patso and quite possibly did all those swats on his own without even being paid.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I love when he posts and eliminates any doubt that he got a 1.2 GPA in high school
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It takes a genuine retard to admit to being a retard by admitting that the transcripts proving he's a retard weren't made up, they were STOLEN!
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
From the other contacts:
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I have been given three options, and will consider the matter accordingly:
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Could you post the full reply from the MPD? I know that previous requests have been denied so I'm just curious as to why this one was granted.

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AnOminous said:
That little dude is looking at decades in prison and the itty bitty little hapa has some dicksucking lips on him. If he has anything to spill, he's gonna spill
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He has to have a reason to spill. A case in FL gives no reason to spill about WI.

AnOminous said:
Unfortunately, from another potential witness, he was totally obsessed with Patso and quite possibly did all those swats on his own without even being paid.
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There is a whole lotta things to have knowledge of and that's one I missed. It is useful to have others who will issue info/corrections like that.

Thanks for that tidbit. Not sure how a personal obsession with Patrick gets one to make the purported swatting customer statements but then again I was dead sure the torswats swatter was in a different country VS a 17 year old in CA because who's be so brain broken to be in CA running a $40 swatting service.
Yet here we are with The Fatprick, his ball washers, the funsters and a 3,536 page thread about The Fatprick and company. Excelsior!
 
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Some quick math:

Pat joined X in September 2012 and has 235.9k posts. That's roughly 19.6k posts per year.

Norm/11 happened in September 2018, so let's be generous and only count his seethe posts since then:

6 YEARS x 19.6k POSTS PER YEAR = 117.6k posts since Norm/11.

Now let's guesstimate the word count of an average post. His catch phrase, "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." has 11 words in it, but he sometimes writes shorter posts like "Wrong, child."

Let's be EXTRA nice and go with a low range of 2-6 words per post.

That puts his 117.6k posts since Norm/11 between 235,200 and 705,600 words total.

In the Black is 98,307 words.

Pat could've written 2-7 FUCKING BOOKS instead of bickering with his toilet on Twitter.
 
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Pigsaw said:
Pat could've written 2-7 FUCKING BOOKS instead of bickering with his toilet on Twitter.
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I still chuckle to this day that I Pat-lore-dumped an elderly couple at the Denver Airport about how he has to have the last word always, even to the point he'd argue with accounts purporting to be inanimate objects he owns.

My wife asked me recently why he's the way he is and what I find so funny about it all. I played her about 7 minutes of the fifth Josiah tape. She didn't find it near as funny as I did but she did wonder aloud why in the fuck he didn't just hang up when he was told it's a prank call and she was rather surprised that he really does talk the way he writes on Xitter.
 
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Wrong in every last detail as always, stalker. Patrick has been SWATed 7000 times by the evil alliance of Robert Porngay and Loony Leslie. His wife's vagina is the world's biggest contributor to climate change by the buildup of farts in it from the chief of police. Your life is nearing its end, stalker.


Patrick's story would have been far more believable if he had been SWATed only once or twice. It could have easily been passed off as an autistic A-Log/sperg going way too far. But 50 times? 50 fucking times? You think the police wouldn't notice the same guy constantly having SWAT sent to his house? No wonder normies become patposters if he is literally this retarded.
 
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The Noise said:
Wrong in every last detail as always, stalker. Patrick has been SWATed 7000 times by the evil alliance of Robert Porngay and Loony Leslie. His wife's vagina is the world's biggest contributor to climate change by the buildup of farts in it from the chief of police. Your life is nearing its end, stalker.


Patrick's story would have been far more believable if he had been SWATed only once or twice. It could have easily been passed off as an autistic A-Log/sperg going way too far. But 50 times? 50 fucking times? You think the police wouldn't notice the same guy constantly having SWAT sent to his house? No wonder normies become patposters if he is literally this retarded.
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It's just a permanent siege at this point where police just spent an entire shift sieging then clocking out and going home. By now they have figured out that they can't starve him out so they're trying to find a siege engineer to build them a trebuchet.
 
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Jackie's Abortion said:
so I'm just curious as to why this one was granted.
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What part of my post suggested it was granted? I certainly feel that the part talking about the ability to contest this decision under mandamus clearly suggests it was not. Indeed, I can confirm that it was not.

At any rate, I do not intend to post the full exchange at this moment.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
@Useful_Mistake must be gutted to have been reduced to "a random user on Kiwifarms." Better luck next time.
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Rick is such a fucking weenie. Mr Hardin er The Fire Nation er Useful Mistake confirms an open federal investigation and Rick can’t take the W; he has to force it into an L.
 
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