Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Jerome Saunders]

no way could they fit a crosswalk side by side

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Well, I certainly see why she always wears a beanie in her tiktoks. I thought it was a dyke thing, like thumb rings, Subarus, and flannels. But it’s probably necessary for the filter to recognize her face as a face, instead of a poodle’s asshole.

 

[1039]

She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao

what filters would make her look so different? noone noticed she was using a filter in her tiktoks?

 

[Anal Del Rey]

She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao.

Forgive me for the double posting but does she think we were born yesterday?? We have eyes

 

[Xenomorph]

Hey Alexis! Twinning!

 

[I call shenanigans]

She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao.

That could almost be a mirror reflection. She’s definitely not half Ambers weight at 4-5” taller.

 

[FranklinDRollsablunt]

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Wisconsinites are always completely oblivious to the absolute state of their personal metrics. Amberlynn will fit in just fine there, given this fact. Alexis is only reaffirming this narrative.

Dainty Queen with a BMI of 42

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Lmfao Alexis will die on this obese hill before she admits that she's on par with Hamber.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Imagine throwing your “friend” under the bus like that, in every comment section everywhere. Ouch

 

[-Jack-]

I’m

She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao.

Sometimes when we go hiking or climb high elevations, you look down and your brain does this weird thing and thinks of situations of “what if I just jump?” (No I do not want to kill myself). I feel the same way looking at this picture, if I was walking across the road seeing 3 deathfats waddling and the feeder I would think “What if I just throw a bowling ball at them, would I score a strike?”

These deep, extremely philosophical thoughts burden me.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Imagine standing next to Amberlynn and being the fat one. Amber only keeps her around to look skinnier.

 

[FranklinDRollsablunt]

Imagine standing next to Amberlynn and being the fat one. Amber only keeps her around to look skinnier.

Imagine being fat. Can't relate. I'm dead.

 

[Xenomorph]

Imagine throwing your “friend” under the bus like that, in every comment section everywhere. Ouch

But see it's OK cause she has BPD

 

[Hippy Dippy]

They look like they’re out walking on my city’s equivalent to skid row.

 

[dfranki723]

Alexis is hands down the most pathetic character outside of Hamber herself.

The absolute desperation to be noticed and talked about is embarrassing. I don't know why she's getting offended at the weight comparisons, she's fucking huge. If Albert wasn't standing next to her, she'd still be a massive mountain of flesh.
I hope they both passive aggressively tear eachother down throughout their entire ''friendship''.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I don't know how Alexis has managed to somehow be the one character in the Amberverse even less likeable than big gorl herself, but she has. Congrats!

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Dainty Queen with a BMI of 42
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She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao.

While I think Alexis is lying about "only" weighing 250lbs, she looks like she carries all of her weight in her torso, and next to hamber whose weight is mostly in her shelf ass and elephantine legs, it's almost like an optical illusion where she looks like she's the same size.

Alexis if you see this talk to a doctor about insulin resistance and hypothyroidism. Those are the major contributing factors to your fucked up weight distribution.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She’s definitely beyond a BMI of 42. This is from Reddit; a screenshot from a video?
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That’s Alexis beside her. Lmao.

Whoa. I thought the lady Kiwis were exaggerating, but Alexis and Amberlynn are basically the same size. What are the odds?

 

[Anal Del Rey]

What Alexis THINKS she looks like:

What she ACTUALLY looks like:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Amber wins the fattest competition because Slommy chose Hamber as her prize heifer.

 

[lol cow supreme]

This is Alexis? I thought this was a 45 year old forklift operator seeing his favorite garage band.