Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Meat Target]

>tards saying "is nick getting better"
LMAO NOOOOOO!

>lawtubers trying to fencesit by saying "Nick is my friend, I hope the best for him"

 

[Law]

Inside you there are three wolves.

All of them are wearing balldos.

Lord a-mighty, I come to this thread to escape the horrors of the furry threads, and you drop that on me?

 

[Captain Manning]

Juju is actually twelve, in minecraft at the end of such a tame sentence is so retarded

Juju has no problems with joking about fucking kids, and pimping out a runaway autistic girl, but violence against consumer electronics? That's over the line!

1. I just now noticed that each of the wolves have different colored eyes. Alpha at the top has blue eyes, middle wolf has green eyes, and bottom bitch has brown eyes. April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?

I dunno, but fun fact; Blue eyes are extremely uncommon in Wolves.

What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top?

A stylized Balldo.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

For those who don't follow the lawtube thread... Lawgic (Joe) just had a Kiwi dig up a bunch of possible court cases (5!) involving him, two lawtuberrs covered him today as well. All because Nick showed up to Joe's 100k subs stream.

Balldo adjacent testicular torsion...

 

[AnOminous]

For those who don't follow the lawtube thread... Lawgic (Joe) just had a Kiwi dig up a bunch of possible court cases (5!) involving him, two lawtuberrs covered him today as well. All because Nick showed up to Joe's 100k subs stream.

Turns out Jewjic, a Jew, got savagely jewed when he tried to jew another Jew and got jewed himself.

 

[bookers]

Nick actually does, at the very least, look like he is a bit healthier.
I'm not sure how much that says, since he basically looked (and sounded/acted) like he was on the verge of death during the cokestreams.

Now that doesn't really mean a whole lot.. like maybe he's sober or maybe he's just not drinking like fucking 24/7 for the time being like he was during that time. Could be either.

Wonder how long he will keep it up.
I think the next year is going to be interesting.
After all of the law stuff clears up, which direction will each member of the Qover choose?
Will any of them stay sober? Or who will stay sober the longest?
How long until Coke comes back into the picture?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Is there evidence she has this tattoo or did I miss the joke?

No, she doesn't actually have that. @AnOminous was just posting a clarification / illustration between Ace of Spades vs. Queen of Spades.

What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top?

Could it be a stylized candle flame, without a candle. A flame to symbolize the undying flaming love of the polycule?

 

[Train Operator]

Tarl is Razorfist's uglier, more retarded Temu cousin.

which razorfist is already ugly and retarded so the fact that tar(d)l is worse in both aspects is actually kind of impressive.

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

generally i would advise against trying to make sense of anything a coked up human fleashlight does but i want to believe so much that they're all just so fucking cringy and retarded that they have super secret branding for the Qover and that's the logo.

like she went the extra mile and had it above her gay wolfs but all three of them also have it tattooed on their ass like it's a my little pony "cutie mark" lol

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

No, she doesn't actually have that. @AnOminous was just posting a clarification / illustration between Ace of Spades vs. Queen of Spades.


Could it be a stylized candle flame, without a candle. A flame to symbolize the undying flaming love of the polycule?

I think it connects to that "strand" that runs from the wrist around the bitches' heads. Could be a plume of smoke, or it could be a cord of some kind "tying" them all together abstractly.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

It's a reversed Kiwi Farms logo with one side torsioned with a balldo, and it symbolizes the Qover wolves submission to @Null.

 

[Owlbear]

Now that doesn't really mean a whole lot.. like maybe he's sober or maybe he's just not drinking like fucking 24/7 for the time being like he was during that time. Could be either.

We're back to Nick merely being a drunkard, IMO. Before taking all the other substances, he didn't look that morbid.

If he does have to be supervised with the kids, he probably has to be sober for that, which means hitting the bottle less than he is used to.

 

[Gay Mouth]

What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

Computer... enhance.


Coincidence?

 

[New Lady Crackets]

April’s three wolf tattoo artist posted a close-up of her tattoo to his instagram story today and I have some questions.

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1. I just now noticed that each of the wolves have different colored eyes. Alpha at the top has blue eyes, middle wolf has green eyes, and bottom bitch has brown eyes. April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

This looks somehow even worse. She might as well tattoo a balldo on her forehead to prove to Nick she can never cheat on him! It will cover her massive bald spot too!

 

[Oxyjen]

April WOULD NEVER cheat on Nick.

Can Kayla say the same?

I thought all this stuff started when Nick found out that Kayla was having an emotional affair with some guy on a Star Trek game.
Could it be he still brings this up, and that’s what April had in mind with those replies?

 

[deeman]

I hate to repeat myself but Qayla is the stupidest bitch in the universe. She is an embarrassment for all women, how much humiliation can one endure?

Were is she gonna go? Not many Tyrone's that would want to be extra daddy for 5 ginger kids. Not even a Cletus would do.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

She did a stupid, and then either (miraculously) realized it and tried to correct it, or Nick saw it and commanded her to correct it.

Either way, she fucked up by telling the truth against Nick's narrative. How could she cheat on him if they're "just friends" as Nick claims?

Why the fuck does Nicky care at this point. Everybody knows.

 

[part timer]

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No those are craters, and filling them in with makeup just makes it grosser.

Plus you probably smell like meth, and fish.

I cannot make heads nor tails of what the fuck this post means

 

[House Cat]

April WOULD NEVER cheat on Nick.

Again, working on an autist post, and while I am, I found this gem that is VERY telling!
Listen to what Aaron says April told him Nick told her . . .

"If you and I ever broke up, I'm not leaving Nick. And Nick said if he ever leaves Kayla, he's not leaving me!"
~ April "Summer's Eve" Anderson ~

 

[AnOminous]

Why the fuck does Nicky care at this point. Everybody knows.

Nick literally doesn't realize this. He thinks the Balldo Empire is still a thing. He doesn't realize he's a joke to absolutely everyone.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

If a Juju sex tape ends up getting leaked, Nick may have serious competition for Lolcow of the Year.