Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Doesn´t she know she can delete replies or is she just shameless?

She's stupid.

She's showing off her conquest.

She did a stupid, and then either (miraculously) realized it and tried to correct it, or Nick saw it and commanded her to correct it.

Either way, she fucked up by telling the truth against Nick's narrative. How could she cheat on him if they're "just friends" as Nick claims?

I mean... he is quite the catch

Only because he has $$$ and coke. And neither of those will last forever at the rate he's going.

Well when he goes AWOL, that's when we start chit-chatting about butter dishes, pre-bagged boiled eggs, EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti's from eBay scalpers, Xbox mini fridges, tripods, etc.

And now, apparently, the origin of wookiees.

Naturally, this is all Nick's fault.

Is it possible he has actually dried out enough in the last couple weeks that he is seeing his past behavior through a sober lens?

If he settles with Monty and cops a plea next month, I might believe that.

Otherwise, no way.

Right now, I would be more likely to believe his parents have him on a very short tard leash and that's why he's mostly AWOL.

His parents seem smarter than he is.

Hell, most people are smarter than he is now.

 

[House Cat]

I think you mean Queen of Spades.

I'm working on a major autistic post so you'll understand why I saw this when I was looking back at posts (this is from page 2125 if you can believe how far we've come) . . . but this came from our deal pal @AnOminous and HOLY FUCK!!! It's from Nashville in 2023!!! Kayla's QUEEN OF SPADES TATTOO?! Is there evidence she has this tattoo or did I miss the joke?

Here is also a reddit thread about what the tattoo means in sex circles if she does have it. If it's a joke . . . You got me @AnOminous you mother fucker

Incoming autistic post soon . . . strap in folks . . .

EDIT:
Sorry for the strange double posts that happened I deleted. My internet starting being a fag and was sucking dick there for a second.

@RotPockets What could he mean by this?

You want to know how big my dick is?

Oh, I'll tell you how big my dick is!

During the Depp V Heard trial it was this big.

Then, it got this big when I started doing cocaine.

Now after all the cocaine, no workie workie. It's this big.

 

[Particle Bored]

Ha. https://hailuoai.video/ is neat.

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Spoiler: Prompt

" A very skinny white man with thinning dark hair and a dark goatee is on a legal office. He is wearing shorts and a dirty white tank top shirt. He walks up to a table with a pile of white powdered sugar on it. He slams his face down onto the pile of white powdered sugar. He lifts his head up and his eyes are very wide and he inhales sharply. He shakes his head and throws his head back and yells."

Pretty basic. I'm sure some of you wordsmiths could do better.

If word gets out about this thing at will be the death of Null's servers.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, Styx got arrested.

Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx. Nick putting on the Sonichu medallion seems to have affected everybody around him.

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

Reminder:

 

[August Levasseur]

Well, Styx got arrested.

Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx. Nick putting on the Sonichu medallion seems to have affected everybody around him.

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

Reminder:
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Dick only seems to have escaped the curse as of now bc his life's already about as bad as it could be

 

[Gorton Colu]

Dick only seems to have escaped the curse as of now bc his life's already about as bad as it could be

Daxipads life is hell, but he is more or less used to the current circle he occupies. Satan's servants are the last to truly get devoured as they are needed to help continue to drag down others.

Nick is struggling to "not eat a bullet " because he is horrified at his life. That at least he has over Juju.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dick only seems to have escaped the curse as of now bc his life's already about as bad as it could be

Oh, not even. It could get way worse for him.

What's saved him thus far is he doesn't have kids that can be reported to CPS, and is smart enough to not appear fucked up on camera. Him also being a cokehead is the worst kept secret ever. Right up there with Israel having nukes.

Rest assured though, his luck will run out one day. Just like Nick's did.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Well, Styx got arrested.

Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx. Nick putting on the Sonichu medallion seems to have affected everybody around him.

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

Reminder:
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Juju is actually twelve, in minecraft at the end of such a tame sentence is so retarded

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April’s three wolf tattoo artist posted a close-up of her tattoo to his instagram story today and I have some questions.



1. I just now noticed that each of the wolves have different colored eyes. Alpha at the top has blue eyes, middle wolf has green eyes, and bottom bitch has brown eyes. April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Looks like shit. Good choice, April. Now get another sleeve of foxes.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?

I invoke Mutt's law and le 51% face.
Alternate explanation: Different drugs. Alcohol, Coke, ketamine.

Edit: Upside down heart? Philodendron leaf? IDK. Probably swinger symbol.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

April’s three wolf tattoo artist posted a close-up of her tattoo to his instagram story today and I have some questions.

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1. I just now noticed that each of the wolves have different colored eyes. Alpha at the top has blue eyes, middle wolf has green eyes, and bottom bitch has brown eyes. April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

Bottom line, it's a fucking hideous tattoo, and the scratches by the elbow are what really caught my eye.

Side note: the song playing on the tattoo artist's IG story is called STRUNG OUT .......well played, he also noticed that she was.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

The balldo bunch truly have the worst taste in tattoos.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Side note: the song playing on the tattoo artist's IG story is called STRUNG OUT .......well played, he also noticed she was indeed.

Holy shit lmao

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He's literally mentally diseased. He is still denying he said Montagraph sucks the dicks of little boys. He claims he just said "probably" even though he's on video outright saying it. He's insane.

I think he will be shocked to see the video of him saying this because he's based his defense on him not saying it, even though he did on video.

You're obviously watching an altered copy. The One True Original Stream has the word "Probably" watermarked across it. Nicks A-logs downloaded the original stream, altered it frame-by-frame or whatever in an attempt to frame him for this libel tort and besmirch his unimpeachable character and reputation.

Also Nick was praising Montegraph's effort to remove child porn from the internet by sucking dick pics out of computers. Nefarious editing scrambled his words.

Also . . . I'm going as a Summer's Eve Main House Pussy this Halloween

Imagine Nick's surprise.

"Wait. That's what Summer's Eve smells like???!!? APRIL!! Come here! What the fuck? You said the doctor fixed it?"

 

[Meat Target]

Well, Styx got arrested.

Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx. Nick putting on the Sonichu medallion seems to have affected everybody around him.

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

Reminder:
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Tarl is Razorfist's uglier, more retarded Temu cousin.

 

[House Cat]

April’s three wolf tattoo artist posted a close-up of her tattoo to his instagram story today and I have some questions.

This bitch can't be fucking serious.
This literally looks like the fucking t-shirts you get at a god damn gas station in North Dakota . . .
Congratulations April! Your dreams of being a trashy ass barefoot gas station wolf t-shirt model can come true!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

his luck will run out one day.

outside of Marie getting arrested for fucking a kid there's really nothing that could fuck up Dick's day. Remember the simptexts didn't bring him down, PPP mocking him did. even a cocaine arrest wouldn't hurt dick, as long as he makes sure not to have people record his juju the cow stuff it won't matter.

 

[ChromaQuack]

outside of Marie getting arrested for fucking a kid there's really nothing that could fuck up Dick's day. Remember the simptexts didn't bring him down, PPP mocking him did. even a cocaine arrest wouldn't hurt dick, as long as he makes sure not to have people record his juju the cow stuff it won't matter.

What is there to bring down? Being Dax Herrera aka juju the cow is a hell in on itself.

It's like the people saying that Nick is a "high value male" because he has money and coke, that's not what a high value man is, that's what a loser about to lowtax himself is.

This literally looks like the fucking t-shirts you get at a god damn gas station in North Dakota . . .
Congratulations April! Your dreams of being a trashy ass barefoot gas station wolf t-shirt model can come true!

Inside you there are three wolves.

All of them are wearing balldos.

 

[AnOminous]

The most telling things at the moment is that mentally he is in a state where he can't stream and he is such a helpless child that he isn't even capable of receiving his own mail.

>tards saying "is nick getting better"
LMAO NOOOOOO!