Careercow Mike James Lindell / "The My Pillow Guy" / realMikeLindel / michaeljlindell - Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"

[A-Stump]

He might be a nut job but he's successful. And I respect an eccentric buisness man (mostly becuase I am one). He has my vote.

Successful might be questionable. It's not a publicly traded company so we don't know their financials but there's been speculation he's been gutting the business from the inside out to pay for various ridiculous shit to reaffirm his delusions.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"I'M BEING CANCELLED!" Free market will decide, Mikey. If it significantly hurts Wal Mart's bottom line and drives more sales to your website, look at it as a net win! (It isn't, there's no chance Wal Mart would stop selling his product if it was really profitable)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Mike went to a Hardee's and lost his phone:

 

[Sabrina]

We must stop the FBI from becoming weaponized by the federal government, led by the machines

 

[Random Internet Person]

PUT THE PILLOW DOWN AND PLACE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!​

Breaking News: Mike Lindell to sue FBI

Mike Lindell, the ‘My Pillow’ guy, was surrounded by the FBI while he was at a Hardee’s Restaurant drive-through window. We heard Lindell was on a hunting trip. Apparently he was on the hunt for a juicy cheeseburger.

Regardless, the FBI is now on the hunt for Trump supporters who rightfully question a rigged election. They confronted Lindell with a subpoena and seized his cell phone. Apparently Mike does all his business on the phone, but does the Democrat-controlled FBI care? Of course not.


This is a signal of expanding harassment by the KGB, er, FBI. They are not just going after politicians who were allied with Trump, but also private citizens.

Hey FBI, we once had a conversation with Roger Stone while visiting in Austin. Does this mean we’re on your list? Let me save you some time. We discussed Roger’s books and old time jazz music. We also met Alex Jones. He treated us like royalty while we were there. We are MAGA-minded cartoonists, but if you knock on our door for a ‘discussion,’ you’ll get nothing out of us. We can’t afford a lawyer, so we’ll simply plead the Fifth Amendment. (We might make a cartoon out of it, though).

All humor aside, the FBI and IRS can’t harass and try to lock up half the country, but that same half the country may just end up locking up many corrupt FBI agents. Just a head’s up, FBI.

Meanwhile, we wish the best to Mike Lindell, a real MAGA warrior.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And you all laughed at Mike, well, who's laughing now?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Please don't refer to Mike's pillows as lumpy:

 

[ADN_VIII]

Mikes book reads the way a crackhead talks: too many words, too fast, little coherence. I can definitely believe he was on crack when he wrote it. He also still talks like that on TV, imo. When I was homeless I met a fair few crackheads that had his exact cadence and delivery.

Also his pillows suck. Mine went flat within a few months of ownership.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And you all laughed at Mike, well, who's laughing now?

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That is literally retarded.

WiFi connection doesn't mean it's connected to the internet. It could be an intranet. Or it could just be that it has WiFi capabilities. Or that the phones in question haven't been locked down properly.

This is smoke and mirrors from a deranged crackhead who is getting desperate not to go to prison and hopes that people watching don't know technology.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That is literally retarded.

WiFi connection doesn't mean it's connected to the internet. It could be an intranet. Or it could just be that it has WiFi capabilities. Or that the phones in question haven't been locked down properly.

This is smoke and mirrors from a deranged crackhead who is getting desperate not to go to prison and hopes that people watching don't know technology.

At least in my state they're literally required to be connected by cable because there was no WiFi when they wrote the law. It'd find everything but the voting machines.

 

[ADN_VIII]

And you all laughed at Mike, well, who's laughing now?

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That is, without exaggeration, more shoddily put together and presented than the average fifth graders final project for school. It also proves nothing besides that someone Mike knows can use Windows Movie Maker and Paint.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Mike Lindell is being Alex Jones'd it looks like

https://www.insider.com/mike-lindell-says-american-express-slashed-mypillow-credit-line-2023-9

 

[Trombonista]

Someone managed to prove Mike wrong and is waiting for his $5 million. (archive)

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Mike's in the news again. This time for the new price of his flagship MyPillow.

His announcement on Twitter (Archive):

 

[JaneThough]

The newly unsealed report can’t be good for him. I hope he finds that $5mil he owes before legal fees are added.

 

[gagabobo1997]

are the pillows good? $14.88 doesn't seem like a bad price

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

A pillow i could sleep on....

 

[56 others]

We must secure the existence of white sleep, and a future for white rest

 

[Laffs n Gaffs]

are the pillows good? $14.88 doesn't seem like a bad price

I own two. They use shredded polyurethane foam as the filling, and it's honestly a hit or miss. I use it more as a pillow for my back when sitting against a wall than actually using it for my head as it's just too firm for me.
I'm stupid, this deal is for the classic ones. The classic pillows have a lot of "give" to them, so they work fairly well. I was talking about the 2.0 they released fairly recently.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. He also still talks like that on TV, imo.

i'd like to believe based on prior experiences that its like an accent, if you're on crack long enough it just sticks with you, becomes part of your personality. the same way alcoholics might have the same retarded way of acting/speaking while sober.