Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[tepid]

"Yeah? Well how many home console systems do YOU have?"

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Even the Oculus, a device you wear on your fucking face is sitting in a puddle of dust

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I can sort of see forgetting to take your bike off the road for the first snowfall, but this is the second one Massachusetts has had this winter where the snow accumulated. Nothing huge, but also nothing you're going to want to ride a motorcycle in.

Also, it supposed to warm up into the fifties and the snow is supposed to turn to rain later on this weekend. Then it gets really cold again on Monday. I'd imagine a snow/rain/freeze combo like that can't be good for a motorcycle?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Did Wu even take that pic? Why are there 2 cars outside the window, when even Wu doesn't claim to drive a car?

 

[Eli Whitney]

I can sort of see forgetting to take your bike off the road for the first snowfall, but this is the second one Massachusetts has had this winter where the snow accumulated. Nothing huge, but also nothing you're going to want to ride a motorcycle in.

Also, it supposed to warm up into the fifties and the snow is supposed to turn to rain later on this weekend. Then it gets really cold again on Monday. I'd imagine a snow/rain/freeze combo like that can't be good for a motorcycle?

Wu's bike is a fairly new-ish bike and the modern Japanese crotch rocket type bikes tend to be a bit more resilient to the elements than say an old classic bike, or some kind of custom chopper. Leaving it in the snow like that isn't going to ruin it overnight, but prolonged exposure to cold and moisture isn't going to do anything good for it. Furthermore, John doesn't seem like the kind of guy who is going to do any proactive maintenance come spring.

A decent bike cover is something you can buy way less than $100, most likely under $50 from amazon.

It just goes to show that John really doesn't give a shit about his bike. Why should he, it was paid for with someone else money.

 

[thismanlies]

Did somebody have a seizure? Gamergate!

 

[女鬼]

Did Wu even take that pic?

The pic definitely shows Wu's own bike, it has those ridiculous false eyelashes.

I still can't get over those. They're just so fucking tacky. You know it's basically Bri screaming "Look! I'm so girly I put eyelashes in my bike! It's a girl bike! Because I'm a girl! I have stationary gametes and two X chromosomes I swear!"

 

[Catgirls are Love]

"Yeah? Well how many home console systems do YOU have?"

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Well Brianna, thanks for confirming that you're exceptionally willing to toss money away just for the appearance of gamer cred. Why spend money on a PS1 when you've already got a slim PS2 that can play PS1 games and use the memory cards for it? All you accomplished is getting another set of cables to hook up and more clutter to not manage...

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"We need new leadership that won't back down. That's why I'm going to sit here with a PSX controller jammed into my asshole and not do anything whatsoever."

 

[valis]

"An external representation of your love for your partner is dumb and outdated" - John Flynt

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'What is this thing you earth people call "love", and why would I want a trinket to symbolise it?'

 

[RP 520]

"We need new leadership that won't back down. That's why I'm going to sit here with a PSX controller jammed into my asshole and not do anything whatsoever."

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@Jaimas probably has a manila envelope full of Wu's history ready to mail to his opponents in the event Wu decides to run for House in 2018.

 

[Jaimas]

@Jaimas probably has a manila envelope full of Wu's history ready to mail to his opponents in the event Wu decides to run for House in 2018.

Let's just say that if Wu actually runs for office, the Kiwi Farms may very well be a major reason she loses. All her opponent needs to do is reference Lolcow Wiki once and Wu's goose is cooked - attack ad after attack ad prodding deep into her lack of qualifications and achievements. Bring up that she's a tranny, bring up her The Internet Ruined My Life thing....

And Jace. Bring up fucking Jace. Because twice on national television wasn't enough.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

"We need new leadership that won't back down. That's why I'm going to sit here with a PSX controller jammed into my asshole and not do anything whatsoever."

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Careful, if you shoot the USCP in the face they'll shoot back. Better stay at home.
A Rep. Wu would combine the worst aspects of James Traficant and Sarah Palin.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's just say that if Wu actually runs for office, the Kiwi Farms may very well be a major reason she loses. All her opponent needs to do is reference Lolcow Wiki once and Wu's goose is cooked - attack ad after attack ad prodding deep into her lack of qualifications and achievements. Bring up that she's a tranny, bring up her The Internet Ruined My Life thing....

And imagine how it would look if Twitter ran John's endless self-promoting Twitter bullshit while censoring his opponent.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John, who is a TRUE and HONEST experienced driver, thinks that Mario Kart is the same as actually driving.

 

[vertexwindi]

I remember when I was trying to get my driver's license, I accidentally drove over a banana peel and fell right off a cliff.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

A decent bike cover is something you can buy way less than $100, most likely under $50 from amazon.

Or a tarp, or a garbage bag. Literally anything

Well Brianna, thanks for confirming that you're exceptionally willing to toss money away just for the appearance of gamer cred. Why spend money on a PS1 when you've already got a slim PS2 that can play PS1 games and use the memory cards for it? All you accomplished is getting another set of cables to hook up and more clutter to not manage...

And a wii that can play dreamcast games.

Spoiler: Something to think about

I wonder how often they have vaginal sex and what it sounds like and how long it lasts.
Do you think it smells like a vag or more like man nuts. What sort of faces do they make.
Imagine frank looking in brianna's eyes and he's making the screamface and she's making a snarltic

 

[Ruin]

You don't have a motorcycle license and you never go to the gym, John.

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I'm going to drive my dick & balls on wheels to the gym and shred some reps.

Womyn everyone.

 

[Jaimas]

"Yeah? Well how many home console systems do YOU have?"

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Nice Ouya, Wu.

 

[The Grimace]

Or a tarp, or a garbage bag. Literally anything

And a wii that can play dreamcast games.

Spoiler: Something to think about

I wonder how often they have vaginal sex and what it sounds like and how long it lasts.
Do you think it smells like a vag or more like man nuts. What sort of faces do they make.
Imagine frank looking in brianna's eyes and he's making the screamface and she's making a snarltic

Spoiler: gross and off topic answer

I read something about how when troons take hormones it makes their equipment smell like a vag?

 

[JU 199]

Let's just say that if Wu actually runs for office, the Kiwi Farms may very well be a major reason she loses. All her opponent needs to do is reference Lolcow Wiki once and Wu's goose is cooked - attack ad after attack ad prodding deep into her lack of qualifications and achievements. Bring up that she's a tranny, bring up her The Internet Ruined My Life thing....

And Jace. Bring up fucking Jace. Because twice on national television wasn't enough.

We'd get to relive deagle nation. It would be glorious.