Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Pink bow fang monster is Mandarys, I just know it.

The only sort of burning desire those images provoke is the burning desire to take fifteen scalding hot showers, with bleach.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, if we didn't cover this guy's shit, he could have ended up as the next Rebecca Sugar with an original Cartoon Network show.

He could have done that but he nuked his own career long before we got to him.

All he would have had to do was be slightly less of a cunt. SLIGHTLY less.

He's still managed to get little gigs like those Adult Swim bumps even being an utter whack job.

 

[Anustart]

Not saying it isn't a blessing, but for as weird as we already know Shmorky's tastes are, that NSFW is tame as fuck. Not only is there no weird babyfur/diaper shit, it's not even actual porn, and most of it has no physical contact at all. It's all just naked transgender Fraggles just standing around.

I guess it makes sense considering what crazy girlfriend said about what he likes to do during sex. Which is nothing but pissing his pants and mumbling to himself.

 

[vertexwindi]

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So who's going to call him up to yell JULLAAAYYYY?

 

[widowspiderling]

That one lady's neck holy shit.


He can actually draw cute human women pretty well. Why in gods green earth is he drawing ugly ass blobs instead??

The neck one jesus christ. I think I just found my new icon for everything forever.
But for real like I don't get the whole drawing porn of the klurfs or whatever the fuck. Why not just be normal depraved like the rest of the patreon artist community and just draw humans/furries/monster girls.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

The neck one jesus christ. I think I just found my new icon for everything forever.
But for real like I don't get the whole drawing porn of the klurfs or whatever the fuck. Why not just be normal depraved like the rest of the patreon artist community and just draw humans/furries/monster girls.

He's clearly trying to do humans/humanoids on some of these, but he's never practiced drawing anything besides his muppet monstrosities, so they all look weird as fuck. Furries are probably out because last time he tried to insert himself into the furry fandom, it turned out disastrously.

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

He's clearly trying to do humans/humanoids on some of these, but he's never practiced drawing anything besides his muppet monstrosities, so they all look weird as fuck. Furries are probably out because last time he tried to insert himself into the furry fandom, it turned out disastrously.

Yeah his getting the boot from the furry community was a source of amusement for quite some time. I mean Star Fleet is going to straight up shun you even. How he got inside SA at the height of the purges is beyond me.

I have always suspected the furry thing was some sort of con to exploit how those guys have had this big no shaming/total acceptance code long before the whole SJW movement popularized it. Though he couldn't even ride that free lunch for long without calling blowjobs mouth rape and yelling at his fellow creeple who asked him to draw realistic dog dicks.

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

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There's always bleach, Dave.

 

[InLivingTuna]

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I don't see how anyone could eat after seeing the kinds of things David draws.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Man, when they said they were bringing Fraggle Rock back, I didn't think THAT was the reason it needed to be on HBO.

 

[vertexwindi]

I don't see how anyone could eat after seeing the kinds of things David draws.

So that's how we could solve Africa's hunger problems. Just send over a batch of Shmorky's porn.

 

[Sammo]

Again with the weirdly placed genitals. The ones like these with 9 inch wide pussies are my favorite

Spoiler: lol

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[widowspiderling]

Again with the weirdly placed genitals. The ones like these with 9 inch wide pussies are my favorite

Spoiler: lol

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the uncomfortable green garfield phone is the only redeemable part of these honestly

 

[Frenda]

I wish I could just embrace oblivion and finally kill myself so I don't have to live the rest of my life with the memory of those images lurking in the shadows of my subconscious.

 

[Male Idiot]

How could this person ever get a girlfriend? Especially a hot one?

I mean even if somebody dates him for money, there must be some more eligible older men looking for sex with deep pockets.

And compared to Shmorky, Chris Griffin and Homer Simpson would be very eligible gentlemen.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

How could this person ever get a girlfriend? Especially a hot one?

It has been repeatedly stated that said girlfriend was (is) mentally ill.

How even a mentally ill person decided that Shmorky was worth dating is just one of those universe mysteries we cannot comprehend the answer to.

 

[Male Idiot]

It has been repeatedly stated that said girlfriend was (is) mentally ill.

How even a mentally ill person decided that Shmorky was worth dating is just one of those universe mysteries we cannot comprehend the answer to.

Not even Chris chan is this mentally ill. Any person that ill should have supervision at all times

 

[AnOminous]

It has been repeatedly stated that said girlfriend was (is) mentally ill.

She also seemed to have a preference for people even crazier than she is. She's sort of a Rule 63 version of the adage about don't stick your dick in crazy, or at least, crazier than you.

 

[InLivingTuna]

How could this person ever get a girlfriend? Especially a hot one?

Mandy says they met over her being a fan of his art, he is supposedly a really nice guy when he's not doing his troon schtick but the non-tranny version of Shmorky is long gone by this point.