Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Were I not exhausted from the day's labours I would be busy shooping this for the crane to be carrying fatrick away
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Also yes I am well aware of example no.890109209818 of pig man being an utter fucking manchild, but i just dont have the energy to try and write a funny about it
Look Rick! It’s a biiiiiig truck Nicki says. Wave goodbye to the truck Rick. Rick waves enthusiastically to the burly truck driver who gives him a wink and a toot on the horn. Rick is filled with magic and wonder and thinks to himself ‘when I grow up I want to do grown up things.’

No wonder he thinks child is the ultimate insult.
 
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The use of child as a sassy black woman insult really just goes to show much of a bigger man PCJ (PBUH) was than Rick. He not only stole Rick's wife but also took care of her during pregnancy and raised the kid bred to the first, worse husband, whereas Rick as a matter of police records was apparently just impotently seething and according to PCJ refused any involvement at all, probably out of spite concerning the mother. Rick to this day regards childs with contempt.
PCJ was a better person than either of those two, and he gave the world the lappening on top of that.
 
Hahaha Patrick's Brewers got beat. He's going to be fighting with his toilet tonight my friends.
And they were beat in the best way -- four runs by the Mets in the top of the 9th! One of the runs was Jesse Winker, who stole second base just like they were Pat's pallet chairs.

Ymunkoke your season, Brewer-childs! Enjoy showers.
 
Hahaha Patrick's Brewers got beat. He's going to be fighting with his toilet tonight my friends.

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Ya feeling good now, Rick?

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Brewers bounced in the very first round again, a tale as old as time.

Enjoy your perpetual no championship team, Saint Laker child, I. Will.
 
Every time I forget this pig has a 1.2 GPA I get a reminder that's like a slap to the face. Disregarding the unfounded, delusional absurdity of his claim that we've killed 4 people: a source is a source.

I don't give a single shit if the source is correct. Forget Kiwi Farms, we watch for updates from the telegrams of some of the most despicable human beings alive for war updates. Some of those people like Igor "Strelkov" Girkin have a rap sheet consisting of thousands of civvie kills, disregarding any other war crimes. People still read what he wrote regarding strategy and what it was like on the ground because he was fucking right. He was 100% correct, and yet he is the definition of a terrorist.

God, the self-centred ignorance and naivete of this fat fuck is exhausting. He's like those people who ask for hypothermia evidence to be thrown away because it was based on Nazi research, or animal testing results to be discarded because beganisms. It's just such a pathetic attempt at extremely tangential guilt by association (why are you reading that website, huh?)
He's voting for a woman who put black people in prison who didn't commit a crime and wanted to put mothers in prison because their sick children missed school. He's okay with crimes as long as his side commits them.
 
the FBI that they're pissed enough to charge him for just that.
The FBI might care a bit over a federal judge being labeled a leader of the criminal cult of crime committing criminals who will have physical violence committed upon their criminal bodies.

Normally judicial safety is the US Marshals duty. Rather surprised the funsters never made them more of the Patrick lore.

Unstable man with a gun who has an admitted history of saying he was gonna kill the ex wife's new husband and got deleted from twitter over his unstable threats of others. Said unstable man goes on and on about non-crimes and labels a federal judge in a state court filing as part of this criminal cult he will totally feed them their teeth.

Yea, the US Marshals should be asking questions. How about an ankle bracelet to geo-fence the pig man away from federal courthouses and judges? Guess that's why he argues with the toilet as the toilet has a good chance to see the ankle bracelet and would tell us all about his fashionable anklewear.
 
God damn Patrick has been on amazing form for the past couple of weeks but today has been just incredible. It is always a good day when Patrick starts one of his long threads as they are always funny. He has been in so many different arguments with so many different people today. I have spent the past twenty minutes going through his feed today laughing harder and harder and harder. Then it got to a post from The Lizard King and another that counted all of Patrick's Imprisonments and I started laughing so hard that I nearly vomited. I literally spent 15 minutes lying down in bed I was laughing so hard.

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No one in my entire life has brought me as many laughs as Patrick. I love this man so much! :tomlinson:
 
God damn Patrick has been on amazing form for the past couple of weeks but today has been just incredible. It is always a good day when Patrick starts one of his long threads as they are always funny. He has been in so many different arguments with so many different people today. I have spent the past twenty minutes going through his feed today laughing harder and harder and harder. Then it got to a post from The Lizard King and another that counted all of Patrick's Imprisonments and I started laughing so hard that I nearly vomited. I literally spent 15 minutes lying down in bed I was laughing so hard.

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No one in my entire life has brought me as many laughs as Patrick. I love this man so much! :tomlinson:
I will be sad the day patrick leaves this world, I will miss all the lols he has created
 
People think eugenics was all “niggers shouldn’t reproduce” but it was much more scientific and “the best only should reproduce” - Darwinism run amok.

Wodehouse has a novel on it - the Coming of Bill.
Niggers shouldn’t reproduce. They’re only purpose is pepperoni, child
 
Hahaha Patrick's Brewers got beat. He's going to be fighting with his toilet tonight my friends.
Found by Brotherman Confused White Kid.
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Unfortunately you can tell it is fake: Adam Sandler hasn't done a cool movie in YEARS!

@grey area
Those tweet chains are fucking insufferable, but I enjoy how Leslie manages to ruffle his feathers in a way that no one else can.

I really miss Boomia messaging Pat's phone, he had that special pig-whisperer talent too. Pat doesn't respond on Twitter like he did through texting.*sigh*
 
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Niggers shouldn’t reproduce. They’re only purpose is pepperoni, child
Maybe we got it all wrong.

Maybe the childs made into pepperoni aren’t born! Maybe Rick is so adamantly supportive of late term abortion because that’s his schtick - unlicensed 9 month abortions in the basement for the unfortunate neighbors!
 
Maybe we got it all wrong.

Maybe the childs made into pepperoni aren’t born! Maybe Rick is so adamantly supportive of late term abortion because that’s his schtick - unlicensed 9 month abortions in the basement for the unfortunate neighbors!
While He-Niggers are busy squatting over Nikkki's vaginal funnel and squeezing out sulphur, She-Niggers are busy squatting over the grinder funnel and squeezing out fetal-groids in the next room
 
While He-Niggers are busy squatting over Nikkki's vaginal funnel and squeezing out sulphur, She-Niggers are busy squatting over the grinder funnel and squeezing out fetal-groids in the next room
AirBNB - Air - the perpetual natural gas fountains; BNB - baby not born - the perpetual nocturnal grinding of the pepperoni mills.

No wonder attempting to use the 🚽 results in immobility and incapacitating - it’s all a front! A cover! There is no toilet at all!
 
Maybe we got it all wrong.

Maybe the childs made into pepperoni aren’t born! Maybe Rick is so adamantly supportive of late term abortion because that’s his schtick - unlicensed 9 month abortions in the basement for the unfortunate neighbors!
I'm getting an image in my head of Rick rooting through dumpsters behind a Planned Parenthood in Milwaukee's version of Harlem. Picture Tyler Durden going into liposuction clinic except he already obtained the fat through years of poor diet and cruising gyms instead of using the equipment.
 
Really Pig?
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You are really gonna get sneery about someone else expressing their dislike of a popular comedian on xitter?

Ya know this kind of behaviour is why when i'm grinding balls deep in your colon as you lie splayed chained and gagged beneath me, im gonna make sure I twist your nipples till they pop like flesh pimples between my fingers
 
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