Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
There is also the insecurity over Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face (or at least a stronger makeup/filter game). In every candid we have of Alexis she looks like some kind of swamp ghoul cryptid (who is also obese), so she's very obviously coping by telling herself she's at least above Amber and can act catty to her because Alexis can at least say she's not quite as fat. I mean she's actually physically hiding behind Hamber in that photo lmfao the trollshielding is literal.
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Big Al is balding and thinning and she knows it too
 
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AzurePastures said:
If you look at each of their unfiltered faces next to each other, they're almost identical. Tiny eyes, tiny lips, no defining features, drowning in a massive pool of pale face fat with multiple chins. Amber only has a "pretty face" when using the same filters that alexis uses. Amber showed her greying, fried, dry hair recently. Not much different than Alexis' fried flat curls.
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I mean even stevie wonder can tell that these filters were working harder then Chantal eating gravy.
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Hippy Dippy said:
Is Alexis gay?
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I think so - she’s either gay or bi and is dating the other big lass with them currently. Her ex (who she broke up with in August when she was exposing ALR) used they/them pronouns (Alexis said in a video) so I am assuming they identified as non binary and I am also assuming they were afab
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
There is also the insecurity over Amber having really nice hair and arguably having the prettier face (or at least a stronger makeup/filter game). In every candid we have of Alexis she looks like some kind of swamp ghoul cryptid (who is also obese), so she's very obviously coping by telling herself she's at least above Amber and can act catty to her because Alexis can at least say she's not quite as fat. I mean she's actually physically hiding behind Hamber in that photo lmfao the trollshielding is literal.
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Amber is balding though lmao and her hair is very ratty she is losing her hair at an alarming rate, the texture also changed.
Love that for her.
@Tiki Bar Man 2 Only place she is ever gonna get thin lmao
 
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Hippy Dippy said:
Is Alexis gay?
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Yes. She was Valentine, Amber got bored, and that most recent video there was a poor fat blonde woman that was hardcore thirdwheeling the third wheel.
Edit: Also guys, pull up your socks. No-one has yet to upload a rip of the video from the other day.

Titled: DOUBLE DATE WITH TOMMY AND ALEXIS & STAYING IN A HOTEL!!!!
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Xenomorph said:
I wish Amber and Alexis dated because they mirror one another and Amber deserves it :)
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Alexis is definitely hanging on in case it goes tits up with Justin Feeder and she can step in as the new wiper, her previous youtube "tea spilling" chimp outs were just pure seethe because Amber chose Emily over her. She'll be right back sucking up to reaction channels when Big Al inevitably knocks her back again lol
 
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TYPE DEAL, TYPE DEAL,TYPE DEAL.

She has convinced herself she's an iconic celebrity with nationally known catchphrases. My God, she is disgustingly unbearable.
The animals wouldn't have cared if she left. Twinkie is visibly uncomfortable* around her, Wasabi avoids her like the plague and Rarity (the precious cherub) would be happy with anyone as long as they showed her affection.

Your pets aren't obsessed with you, Fatty. You're just the sack of shit who dumps their food into containers.
 
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S'cuse me..

What is this?

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS THIS?

Why do people constantly DO THIS to their eyebrow? No, it is not a scar if it's ALWAYS in the SAME PLACE. And you are SOFT, not hard. You would PISS YOUR EVERLOVING PANTS if you even had to go to the Akron county jail for 12 hours like Chance Wilkins, stahhp it, Failexis.

EDIT: Saw the embarrassing blog.

Emily missed the opportunity to check Hambutt into 1408.
 
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In the past, Amber had someone that provided somewhat a stable environment to her. Either Becky, Jade, her mother lately, or even Destiny, these individuals did care for her and try to set some boundaries even if the were tenuous. Now, it sounds like party central for Amber. None of the present characters seems to care for her. I realise that it is Amber's doing, but I think that is not going to finish well for her.
 
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Constellationzero said:
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S'cuse me..

What is this?

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS THIS?

Why do people constantly DO THIS to their eyebrow? No, it is not a scar if it's ALWAYS in the SAME PLACE. And you are SOFT, not hard. You would PISS YOUR EVERLOVING PANTS if you even had to go to the Akron county jail for 12 hours like Chance Wilkins, stahhp it, Failexis.

EDIT: Saw the embarrassing blog.

Emily missed the opportunity to check Hambutt into 1408.
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She is trying to be a masc lesbian.
 
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Constellationzero said:
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S'cuse me..

What is this?

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS THIS?

Why do people constantly DO THIS to their eyebrow? No, it is not a scar if it's ALWAYS in the SAME PLACE. And you are SOFT, not hard. You would PISS YOUR EVERLOVING PANTS if you even had to go to the Akron county jail for 12 hours like Chance Wilkins, stahhp it, Failexis.

EDIT: Saw the embarrassing blog.

Emily missed the opportunity to check Hambutt into 1408.
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How else are we supposed to know that she's a ⭐BaDaSs BiTcH⭐?
 
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