Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

Maybe uh oh, maybe nothing burger
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Lando Griffin said:
There is a theory that Laura Loomer is pregnant by Trump and its going to be the October Surprise.
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I think the real October Surprise is gonna be that Trump forced Laura to get whatever hellspawn was cooking in her wretched insides after getting her withering fields plowed by orange man before ever appearing in public with him. Perfect ammo for dems, hurts his support with the pro-lifer crowd.
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I know this is Milo but I don't doubt this for a second. He drops dirt when he wants to get back at former friends on the right wing, that's partially how the general public is aware of Kanye abusing NO2, replacing his front teeth with titanium fangs and basically giftwrapping his business to his shyster dentist that's trying to kill him.

Laura has been publicly exposed as for trying to fuck her way around the entire right wing griftosphere:
Autistic Integrity said:
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Relax guys she says nothing happened
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LMAO this dog-food consuming bitch has spent the last 9 years of her career slandering every female politician she disagrees with as a whore who slept their way to the top: MTG, AOC, Ilhan Omar, and most recently Kamala Harris since she's Biden's replacement candidate. Now the shoe's on the other foot and she's salty about it. Funny.

The irony isn't entirely lost on her since she still somehow needed to find a way to call Kamala a whore in this clip, but she still doesn't have enough brainpower or (shame) to bridge the gap and realize that lying about this now is gonna hurt her in the future when she eventually does confess to fucking Trump.
 
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Neil said:
I think the real October Surprise is gonna be that Trump forced Laura to get whatever hellspawn was cooking in her wretched insides after getting her withering fields plowed by orange man before ever appearing in public with him. Perfect ammo for dems, hurts his support with the pro-lifer crowd.

I know this is Milo but I don't doubt this for a second. He drops dirt when he wants to get back at former friends on the right wing, that's partially how the general public is aware of Kanye abusing NO2, replacing his front teeth with titanium fangs and basically giftwrapping his business to his shyster dentist that's trying to kill him.

Laura has been publicly exposed as for trying to fuck her way around the entire right wing griftosphere:

LMAO this dog-food consuming bitch has spent the last 9 years of her career slandering every female politician she disagrees with as a whore who slept their way to the top: MTG, AOC, Ilhan Omar, and most recently Kamala Harris since she's Biden's replacement candidate. Now the shoe's on the other foot and she's salty about it. Funny.

The irony isn't entirely lost on her since she still somehow needed to find a way to call Kamala a whore in this clip, but she still doesn't have enough brainpower or (shame) to bridge the gap and realize that lying about this now is gonna hurt her in the future when she eventually does confess to fucking Trump.
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Every accusation is a confession
 
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Billy Bob Dick said:
Do blowjobs really count as "fucking," though? I can imagine Trump letting her blow him, but not necessarily porking her Full Monty. She's nowhere near important enough.
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She would have done anything for Trump. She would have let him buttfuck her, fuck her in the pussy, rape her throat.

Now that he's decided he's done with her, this crazy bitch is going to go full BPD on him.
 
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Billy Bob Dick said:
Do blowjobs really count as "fucking," though? I can imagine Trump letting her blow him, but not necessarily porking her Full Monty. She's nowhere near important enough.
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Blowjobs still count as sexual contact. And pussy is pussy, especially when the source of that pussy is a woman so devoted that she would probably kill someone else for Trump if he asked her to.

All I'm saying is that a blowjob was the only thing she allegedly bragged about confirmed, but I wouldn't rule out Trump cooming the loom if only out of convenience.
 
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Neil said:
All I'm saying is that a blowjob was the only thing that was confirmed,
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What do you mean, "confirmed"? Are you alleging there's proof that she performed oral coitus on the President?? Post the fucking "confirmation" then!!

We need to stop feeding this jewish lie that Laura Tumor is a jew. Milo exposed her very strongly and very powerfully. She's a goyish shiksa who had her nose rearranged in order to look more jewish. Anyway, she's fuckable, but she's a "three-bagger": a bag for your head, a bag for her head, and a bag for any son of a bitch unlucky enough to walk by!
 
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Vibralldo said:
When has Milo actually produced anything of substance?
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He’s delivered on several occasions. He’s also biffed it on several occasions. Given how close those two were over the years and Milo’s penchant for keeping every crumb of dirt he can scrounge from people, I think there’s a lot he can reveal. Whether he chooses to or not we’ll have to see.
 
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Billy Bob Dick said:
Do blowjobs really count as "fucking," though?
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Yes. If you were married and your spouse did it to someone who wasn't you, it would count as cheating.
Neil said:
I think the real October Surprise is gonna be that Trump forced Laura to get whatever hellspawn was cooking in her wretched insides after getting her withering fields plowed by orange man before ever appearing in public with him. Perfect ammo for dems, hurts his support with the pro-lifer crowd.
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I think the above is pure fan fiction, but Melania Trump has recently released a memoir and come out as pro-abortion. So if Laura Loomer did have a trumpling in the oven, and she decided to terminate for Anti-Christ related reasons, she could potentially have a girl-power moment with Melania supporting her.
Mark Robinson BussyLiquor said:
Are you alleging there's proof that she performed oral coitus on the President??
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No, no, we think she's fucking Trump, not Biden. It's still October, you have to say former President.
Mark Robinson BussyLiquor said:
Anyway, she's fuckable,
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Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have no standards, sexual boundaries, or self-preservation instincts. Just none, whatsoever.
 
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Law said:
Yes. If you were married and your spouse did it to someone who wasn't you, it would count as cheating.

I think the above is pure fan fiction, but Melania Trump has recently released a memoir and come out as pro-abortion. So if Laura Loomer did have a trumpling in the oven, and she decided to terminate for Anti-Christ related reasons, she could potentially have a girl-power moment with Melania supporting her.

No, no, we think she's fucking Trump, not Biden. It's still October, you have to say former President.

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have no standards, sexual boundaries, or self-preservation instincts. Just none, whatsoever.
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This thread since 2017: Loomer is an ugly jew and I will NOT have sex with her.

*Trump fucks her*

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