Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Sorry, but this is pure faggotry. I will not censor my memes because the cow will cry about this later.
I though I was here to laugh at Rekieta. I did not even think that post was funny, but I understood it was just a meme.

What the fuck is this nonsense?!

“SHUT IT DOWN!!! REKIETA MIGHT GET SYMPATHY!!!”

Who the f cares. We’re here to laugh at Nick*, not to serve as the control center of the anti balldo coalition.

KEEP THE AI MEMES COMING!


*And occasionally have a weird and uncomfortable fap to a pregnant April. Not me in person obviously!

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

*And occasionally have a weird and uncomfortable fap to a pregnant April. Not me in person obviously!

Thank goodness you finally came in here to talk sense into people. The Cop we need, but not the one we deserve!!

 

[Tablet County]

And this time he would have a valid point.

Is your username intentional?

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

No one passed it off as true. Everyone looked at it, had a laugh at the obvious AI image and moved on. Everyone except retards like you with a room-temperature IQ.

 

[Captain Manning]

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

Bro, with all due respect, I think it was obvious that image was fake and a joke.

I have seen some people post fake shit in a manner where it could cause confusion. Those people have gotten threadbanned. This ain't that though.

Think of it as an IQ test. If Nick and the Balldoguards throw a tantrum over this, we have another thing to point out and laugh. They're very stupid people, and we shouldn't have to cater to the lowest common denominator (also known as Reddit).

Sorry, but this is pure faggotry. I will not censor my memes because the cow will cry about this later.

Reminder that Nick and Dick (especially Dick) will take anything they can get off here, no matter how innocuous, and try to make hay of it.

But who the hell cares? Fuck 'em.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Bro, with all due respect, I think it was obvious that image was fake and a joke.

Are you saying April going from sun tanning on a golf course with a flat belly to 6 months baby bump in 2 days is not obviously satirical?

@Fapcop Please do your job and arrest the degenerates for re-education in the Kiwi Gulag.

 

[AltisticRight]

That image was obviously fake because skelly cannot get it up. Balldo penetration sex will not produce offspring.
I mean... it shouldn't right? Right????

 

[where's baldo]

I agree. The fake AI-generated image should have been watermarked with a logo like the one below.

This logo is internationally recognized to signify that the piece of media has been ALTERED.

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thanks boss, much safer. I wouldn't want to compromise the journalistic integrity of kiwi farms.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

Maybe Nick wants prison because he wants to be raped in his thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty THIRSTY thirsty rape-hole. Thoughts?

 

[AnOminous]

KEEP THE AI MEMES COMING!

Yeah but mark them at least. Even if they're blindingly obvious.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Sorry, but this is pure faggotry. I will not censor my memes because the cow will cry about this later.
I though I was here to laugh at Rekieta. I did not even think that post was funny, but I understood it was just a meme.

You can tell it's fake because it implies that Nick could sire children using only his testicles.
Seriously, if either April or Kayla gets pregnant the baby will have a permanent suntan and grow up to speak with a Jamaican accent.

"I an I been wearing this balldo too long"

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's just going to give Rekieta more ammo.

no matter how bad it makes this place look

"Everything the Farms does is like this! All lies. Can't believe anything on that place because of stuff like this. Especially things about me and my situation!"

And this time he would have a valid point.

Why are retards like you two so obsessed with this idea of 'winning' and being on 'le right side', has social media brainrot affected you this deeply?

Who gives a fuck what Rekieta or any lolcow thinks? 'oh no they are going to say kiwifarms bad' ok and? 'h-h-e might have a valid point!' and? what brings this compulsion to win out? is your life really that miserable that you have to chase Ws in a fucking lolcow forum?

The user who made that picture also made extra sure April barely had any clothing.

Oh right it's retards like this with, and I say this unironically this time, zero fucking social interaction in their lives.

Imagine that, you have never seen a couple's picture with the mom showing her belly, this is how deep into the basement you are. Touch grass.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Bro, with all due respect, I think it was obvious that image was fake and a joke.

The replies immediately after it didn't think so.

 

[Tablet County]

The replies immediately after it didn't think so.

Then they should be de-selected from the evolutionary ladder.

 

[Brochacho]

"I will continue to lie no matter how bad it makes this place look!"

Dude we are on fucking KIWI FARMS, not some CNN comment section. If you don't expect some ridiculousness you need to reassess why you are here.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The replies immediately after it didn't think so.

You are the kind of person who back in the day would have argued for TheOnion articles to be marked as satire because a grandma might get confused, aren't you?

 

[Law]

In retrospect Nick's persona on the internet was very Soviet/Eastern Bloc in style. Loudly proclaim you are mighty and fully in control until things completely collapse, at which point you flee in silence as though you'd never said those earlier things.

See also: Baghdad Bob.

The Balldo Bunker collapsed in only 3 days, much like the Soviet Union or Tsarist Russia.

Could be related to this, I suspect Ethan Ralph has seen it as well.
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So Qayla's a racist as well as a cheesy tattoo-haver?

I suppose it would be a Ralpha-male style win for Nick over his hated rival, what with the liberal use of medicinal cocaine allowing his seed to find purchase where Aaron's couldn't. Big L for everyone else though, especially a doomed new child.

Nick is insane, short-sighted and chauvinistic enough to risk a woman's life and create a whole new person just to get back at another man.

Why does Nick say "you know what's funny", "isn't it funny how", or a variation of these so much? Is he literally a woman?

I know zero women who have been inspired by Dick Masterson to create a streaming channel where they pretend to be conservative Christians only to have it blow up in their faces once their web of swinging and deceit is uncovered. Nick's arrogance is pretty male-typical. Hell, I would welcome a ukulele apology video at this point, at least then he'd be admitting that he was wrong.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Ok but can we see what nick and april's child would look like, hypothetically?

Edit: You know what, I'll do it myself. Here:

Spoiler

Seriously though. Is she not close enough to be a combination of april and nick?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Dude we are on fucking KIWI FARMS, not some CNN comment section. If you don't expect some ridiculousness you need to reassess why you are here.

I don't know if I can trust Kiwifarms anymore as a verifiable source of news and financial information? Were these mugshots even real?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GHOUL ON THE LEFT? That has to be AI Generated.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I don't know if I can trust Kiwifarms anymore as a verifiable source of news and financial information? Were these mugshots even real?
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GHOUL ON THE LEFT? That has to be AI Generated.

No bro, this is the 100% real and unedited picture, it never was a mugshot, just a party pic.