Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Milk on the router, phone in the microwave too.
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"Flash your BIOS for a performance boost. If it looks like the update freezes at some point, don't worry: just turn off your computer and start over."

(I guess modern mobos might have failsafes for power failure events, but not long ago an interrupted BIOS flashing bricked the mobo.)
 
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Fooby said:
The gaming PC he got for free is absolutely loaded with spyware, CVG claimed it was even in the BIOS if I remember correctly.
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Well, yea, but like I said, "most" people aren't willing to, now obviously, there are going to be some people who still do it, but I'd argue Risky dropping $500-1000 to do that is a retarded amount of money to spend on being a buddy troll
Why am I doing this? said:
Windows comes with various flavors of "remote assistance" already installed. There's no malware necessary, other than what the good people of Redmond make.
A buddy troll could use it with Chance's permission using a variation on the Indian Tech Support scam. If they have permission and don't steal or destroy anything that's not illegal.

>Windows Defender [is] not shit
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Yea, but that honestly might be harder because not only do you have to interact with a retarded pedo, but you have to convince him somehow you're not gunna click into some random porn stash, and again, what's the best WE, the very important people (as in you, I, and everyone here) get out of that? Oh wow, Rax is still gay and likes kids.

Idk, I'm not really against getting information through "other than legal" means, but with Rax it doesn't feel like that's the goal anymore when people do these things. They generally just like fuckin with him.
AgarthaCrack said:
I wonder if a pajeet can convince cyrax to disable windows defender to "speed up" his PC, since he is confident that creating virtual hard drives will somehow give him free space
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This is probably the most realistic thing someone could get him to do since it's relatively straightforward, and you could probably spin some story that it's to bypass Easy Anti Cheat or something.
 
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He doesn’t even know D.va’s counter. Fake gamer, fake gamer. I’m surprised he hadn’t jumped on Overwatch earlier, especially because 2 is f2p.
 
burchwood said:
https://youtu.be/HDab-YxNZsw

I didn't think it was possible, but Chance is actually playing a game that isn't a mobile port on PC, and it doesn't actually seem to be running terribly for him. I'm absolutely in love with how his 'support playstyle' with D.Va is totally hammered by the other D.Vas on the enemy team who actually know how to play the character, so his entire spiel is just coping for 12 minutes. Judging by this terrible low-quality image, he apparently lost access to his Skytech Steam account and had to make a new one called Shadowdragon.

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Amazing how he does nothing all day besides playing vydia or being an ass on the internet and after all those years he still sucks at every game he plays

Kinda reminds me of Jack Scalfani and his "cooking"
 
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GhostSquad said:
Is there a link to any videos where they go over the chat logs he had with 14 year olds. I need a good laugh at the goblin trying to be "smooth" lol
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This video is scary because whenever he sends an audio message it feels like he's trying to groom me but it's also funny as fuck how quickly his post nut clarity fades and he goes back to pedo mode.
 
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I'm pretty sure that Chance made fun of Marty a while back for 'not being able to create his own music' when was using Suno AI, but here we are now. You can tell that the goblin didn't even try asking ChatGPT to make his lyrics rhyme, the AI's doing its damnedest to make his drivel sound good. "Young Phantom" coming out of the woodwork to defend the goblin. We know you're lurking this thread Chance, if you have to come up with fake aliases to make it seem like anyone cares to defend you, you're absolutely alone. Get a job application.

https://rumble.com/v5hh0rv-cyraxx-on-yt.-creeps-and-cowards-by-young-phantom.-1042024..html
 
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Would you employ someone as Cyraxx? He's lazy, he's got no discipline whatsoever, he's got bad, bad hygiene. Not to mention he's infamous on the internet, and you don't have to be a genius to put 2 on 2 together and know that some neghole pozzer is gonna harass him at the workplace, disrupting your bussiness
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I feel like you are dramatically overestimating the kind of person that's working Fast Food in Akron Ohio.
 
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nigger WHAT?!
 
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