Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Dill]

I just clicked on this because I was hoping for a new "Missive From The Court Of King Balldo", not gonna lie.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's only not lying when cocks are in his mouth.
Then that's a lie too because he's on his knees when sucking cock, not on top lying down.
(That was kind of cringe.)

 

[Briareus]

It's Real Rekieta Hours and yet still not a peep from the King of Balldos. It just goes to show how tight the leash of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil chafes against his neck.

 

[AnOminous]

He's only not lying when cocks are in his mouth.

This is what I used to think but now I think he even manages to lie when he has ejaculating cocks deep in his throat. He literally can't stop lying no matter what else he is doing.

 

[Artful Dodger]

Does anybody know if Nick has a definitive tell when he's lying? Like fidgeting with the glass? When he says "Alone" he suddenly plays with it. He also puts weird emphasis on the word "alone"

I once had a friend who was a compulsive liar and I noticed that whenever he lied, he would elaborate too much, adding unnecessary details to his stories in the process. Nick does the same thing.
Liars believe that these extra details make their stories more convincing, when in reality it's a huge tell.

 

[Pedophobe]

No self-respecting man would wear that tank top.

That is true.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Does anybody know if Nick has a definitive tell when he's lying? Like fidgeting with the glass? When he says "Alone" he suddenly plays with it. He also puts weird emphasis on the word "alone"

"Funny" and "Weird" are memes here for a reason, whenever he uses either of these two words, he's lying, downplaying or otherwise misrepresenting something.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Does anybody know if Nick has a definitive tell when he's lying? Like fidgeting with the glass? When he says "Alone" he suddenly plays with it. He also puts weird emphasis on the word "alone"

I think it's the "eye contact". Sociopaths do this. Looking deep into someone's eyes, stressing how sincere the connection and how sacred the moment is... hence the "I will never lie to you" shit to a nebulous live audience. His tell is how unbothered his views of intimacy are.

PS. That's the same hypnotic hook he has on April. She's going to be a ride or die because he SWORE he would never leave her, even if he left Kayla bla bla etc.

 

[TurdThrower]

Sure.

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Cocaine and alcohol can cause birth defects.

Basketcase! I remember watching that as a kid when my parents were asleep.

 

[House Cat]

My apologies . . .

I expected to release my autistic effort post tonight but folks . . . it's really has taken on a life of it's own! Just when I thought I was done and checking my work, something else would pop up that needed to be added/archived. So, I thought I would give you all a preview of what's to come . . . just to get your nipples hard . . .

Have you ever wanted to see a Telenovela showing dates, links, and categories . . . complete with a full-on detailed degeneracy timeline?
This fall's hottest telenovela is EL BALLDO IMPOTENTE ! It's got:

• tattoos
• sets of leaked DMs
• swings
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• speeding tickets
• turkeys
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• tiny URL links
• a bloody nose
• AirBnB's
• crosses
• Dairy Queen
• cats
• fishes
• Provigil
• string bikinis
• saints
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• whiskey breathing dragons
• chocolate syrup
• and @Null

It will be up by tomorrow evening (10/5). I promise it's worth the wait . . .

Dude we are on fucking KIWI FARMS, not some CNN comment section. If you don't expect some ridiculousness you need to reassess why you are here.

I could have sworn this was GNN . . . Gunt News Network . . . no?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Funny" and "Weird" are memes here for a reason, whenever he uses either of these two words, he's lying, downplaying or otherwise misrepresenting something.

"It's so WEIRD" and "It's so FUNNY" are Nick's equivalents of "As a matter of fact!" and "If you want to know the truth of it" or "If I'm being entirely honest."

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I once had a friend who was a compulsive liar and I noticed that whenever he lied, he would elaborate too much, adding unnecessary details to his stories in the process. Nick does the same thing.
Liars believe that these extra details make their stories more convincing, when in reality it's a huge tell.

This was the exact thought I had when he had that cringe-inducing rant about growing up on the mean streets of Houston. He was talking about how a cop came on the school bus and walked by his bus seat, which he awkwardly and unnecessarily noted was the one right next to the heater. Like, why?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I could have sworn this was GNN . . . Gunt News Network . . . no?

Close.

 

[daffodils]

This was the exact thought I had when he had that cringe-inducing rant about growing up on the mean streets of Houston. He was talking about how a cop came on the school bus

Another funny thing about that story is that in 2018, he used it as an illustration how he "did not fit in" with his peer group and growing up among non-whites was "a little scary"; then, in 2023, it became all about being a professional street nigga.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Close.

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The snake should be bent down to signify the limpness like his dick from all the coke.

 

[Melty Butter]

He even had a great stream on Nick after his arrest telling him what to do (If anyone can find it, it was awesome. I couldn't find it atm).

He did a four-hour stream on Rekieta.
The 14 min. (excellent) clip you're referencing is in this post:

This video was pretty interesting. Lead Attorney does an apology as a reformed Nick Rekieta and goes over all the things said reformed Nick Rekieta had done to fix himself before returning to apologize to everyone. Just imagine Nicky fucking Rackets ever speaking like that or doing anything in the apology.

Edit to Add: He gets going about what Rekieta should say at 1:31. It's amazing how relevant it is five months later.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

let that sweet M-rated sugar get you perked up

In the Rekieta household cocaine is rated PG: parental guidance suggested.

 

[demicolon]

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This is the face of a man whose anus is so prolapsed his face permanently reflects that.

You know the Jewish saying that you shouldn't make faces at someone because if someone hits you on the back, the face you're making will stick to you permanently? Nick forgot about not making faces when someone's (Aaron) hitting his back like a (coke) bullet train and this is the result.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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THEY SAY THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT ME.
THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE.
THEY SAY THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY.
THEY FLAT OUT FUCKING LIE.
THEY SAY I COMMIT LITERAL CRIMES.
THEY SAY I ABUSE MY CHILDREN AND MY FAMILY.
THEY SAY I BEAT MY FAMILY, SEAN.

Before the arrest I was pretty sure he only said those things because we were right and he just threw in the beating his family allegation to cover up how we were right but wanted to taint the whole pool as being unbelievable.

And now it makes me think maybe he does beat his family. Or maybe when he tard rages out over his stress punching himself someone got took close and caught a swing on accident at least.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

This is what I used to think but now I think he even manages to lie when he has ejaculating cocks deep in his throat. He literally can't stop lying no matter what else he is doing.

He learned sign language so he could lie with wieners in his trachea.