Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Ok but can we see what nick and april's child would look like, hypothetically?

Sure.



Cocaine and alcohol can cause birth defects.

 

[Fapcop]

Are you saying April going from sun tanning on a golf course with a flat belly to 6 months baby bump in 2 days is not obviously satirical?

@Fapcop Please do your job and arrest the degenerates for re-education in the Kiwi Gulag.

Absolutely!

Thank goodness you finally came in here to talk sense into people. The Cop we need, but not the one we deserve!!

If anyone has some April fap material they need to dispose off safely, my DMs are always open.

Discretion is of course assured.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

There's NEVER enough stuff to laugh at.

 

[Law]

“SHUT IT DOWN!!! REKIETA MIGHT GET SYMPATHY!!!”

Even AI is not powerful enough to do that.

Imagine that, you have never seen a couple's picture with the mom showing her belly, this is how deep into the basement you are.

Don't worry, the KF Morality Police are busy deploying a crack-team of MS Paint operators to add a burka, inshallah.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

Aaron reads the Farms religiously, and is quite sure that April isn't pregnant:

He also discusses April's views on abortion, according to him as flexible as the rest of her morality.

 

[Fapcop]

Sure.

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Cocaine and alcohol can cause birth defects.

Nick knocking up April would be hilarious and exactly what he deserves.

He’s such a selfish cunt he’s been counting the years till the kids are grown enough for him to dedicate more time to being a degenerate libertine.

Can you imagine how he’d react knowing the timer got reset? It would be like an 18 year jail sentence for this coombrained fag.

“It’ll be AT LEAST FOUR YEARS till April Jr is big enough to pawned off to grandparents! No more Hedonism for FOUR LONG YEARS!”
/Starts punching himself in the face like a tard.

April would likely keep it, knowing that it’s probably her only shot at having her womb be used for something productive for once instead of a cum dumpster.

And it would be a free ticket to the Rekieta fortune. And Nicks heart!

(Go for it April! He’ll surely tie the knot then!)

I’ve seen it happen more than once, that someone thought “they’re infertile” and hence didn’t use any protection. Only to become pregnant.

And given that Nick is such a gooner that there’s no way he’ll put a rubber on a rare erection, I’m cautiously optimistic for a 2025 April pregnancy arc!

 

[Soapmore]

People should get banned for fake AI shit like this.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Aaron reads the Farms religiously, and is quite sure that April isn't pregnant:

Of course she isn't. Nick got a tubal ligation after fathering his fifth black child with Kayla. Kayla told him it was a weird and funny recessive gene in her Scandinavian prude family that occurs every few generations. Nick read a few medical articles and decided that a self-administered tubal ligation using a Balldo is the best chance to get his swimmers from triggering Kayla's recessive genes.

 

[MeltyTW]

Aaron reads the Farms religiously, and is quite sure that April isn't pregnant:

He also discusses April's views on abortion, according to him as flexible as the rest of her morality.

The last time a cuck here thought something totally wasn't happening with his wife/gf we got the gunt tape dropped, which is to say I'm now fully expecting crack baby twins at this point

 

[Law]

April would likely keep it

These people want kids the way kids want a puppy.
You know you have to feed it, April? And where's it gonna sleep?

 

[Desktop User2]

The replies immediately after it didn't think so.

Mate, you got lost in a joke and embarrassed yourself a little. Just laugh if off instead of digging further, this is getting ridiculous.

 

[PsyopDuck]

Guys there will be no Reketia demon baby, he'd just strongarm April into having an abortion and continue denying to have ever slept with her.

Nick will have Styx conjure some owl-demon abort-tea with herbs from his dead garden.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Aaron reads the Farms religiously, and is quite sure that April isn't pregnant:

He also discusses April's views on abortion, according to him as flexible as the rest of her morality.

Well no shit, is SteelToe anything beyond a Nick Rekieta a-log show? I know he had a little following in his local area but nationally he's the swinger who lost his wife to the Balldo & Yayo. But seriously call him a cuck, a degenerate, a retard. At least he has the self awareness to know that when you embarrass yourself online people are going to laugh.

 

[200MB]

Well no shit, is SteelToe anything beyond a Nick Rekieta a-log show?

It's more of a show centered around begging for superchats with some a-logging sprinkled in.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

People should get banned for fake AI shit like this.

If I recall AI is supposed to be labeled as such though idk if that applies to only audio

 

[AltisticRight]

If I recall AI is supposed to be labeled as such though idk if that applies to only audio

It applies to all of it. Even AI summaries and answers, no matter how obvious. That pregnant image though obviously fake would have convinced someone not in the loop. It looked pretty good for an AI image.

We know it's fake because skelly can't get his willy woody.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well no shit, is SteelToe anything beyond a Nick Rekieta a-log show? I know he had a little following in his local area but nationally he's the swinger who lost his wife to the Balldo & Yayo. But seriously call him a cuck, a degenerate, a retard. At least he has the self awareness to know that when you embarrass yourself online people are going to laugh.

It's not just Rekieta coverage. He streams a morning show for ~4 hours 5 days a week, and an evening show for ~2 hours 3 nights a week.

The drama with Rekieta or "Dabbleverse" is what gets clipped, though. This is maybe 0.5 hours of the 26+ hours per week of content.

If you suffer from insomnia, you can listen to the whole shows.

I don't know if I can trust Kiwifarms anymore as a verifiable source of news and financial information? Were these mugshots even real?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GHOUL ON THE LEFT? That has to be AI Generated.

It must be edited.

No self-respecting man would wear that tank top.

 

[Goatchoker]

It's not just Rekieta coverage. He streams a morning show for ~4 hours 5 days a week, and an evening show for ~2 hours 3 nights a week.

The drama with Rekieta or "Dabbleverse" is what gets clipped, though. This is maybe 0.5 hours of the 26+ hours per week of content.

If you suffer from insomnia, you can listen to the whole shows.


It must be edited.

No self-respecting man would wear that tank top.

I usually put on his morning show for the cringe, and background noise, its not gorlworld hatred (fuck that lately), he tells some things here and there.

Also tank tops on men are weird unless it’s an undershirt.

 

[Law]

Nick will have Styx conjure some owl-demon abort-tea with herbs from his dead garden.

A demon would make it healthy full-term triplets in order to increase the amount of human suffering in the world, while cackling madly. Man plans, Stolas laughs.

 

[Kulee Baba]

It's not just Rekieta coverage. He streams a morning show for ~4 hours 5 days a week, and an evening show for ~2 hours 3 nights a week.

The drama with Rekieta or "Dabbleverse" is what gets clipped, though. This is maybe 0.5 hours of the 26+ hours per week of content.

If you suffer from insomnia, you can listen to the whole shows.


It must be edited.

No self-respecting man would wear that tank top.

I didn't truly connect the dots till now I have no doubt a major reason Aaron was so ready to be Bosum Buddies with Nick is that he assumingly hoped he could capture Nick's audience and those sweet superchats. He had to have been "Fuck yeah let's hang out Nick show me how to grow my channel and become a top earner."

And then Nick and Kayla introduced them to hard drugs... and then constant kinky sex. The point I'm trying to make is that Nick was essentially a small time P. Diddy. I mean it's the same damn thing as Diddy, lure others with promises of fame and wealth. Get them on drugs. And finally start clapping cheeks.

Seriously this story is worse than typical swingers, swingers know in advance what they're getting into.