Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

In this "gamergate" field the only bitch who would succeed in politics is Anita Sarkeesian.

Everybody else is too instable emotionally and don't have greed or ambition, 1000 dollars on patreon is enough for them, Anita on the other hand is a professional con that scammed thousands in a kickstarter easily.
 
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Goddamn patriarchal Indian call centres

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The only real upside to a flailing failure of a political run is the ads that will run where a male voice-over will repeatedly intone the name, "John Walker Flynt," in rapid fire succession over the opposition research file descriptions of misdeeds from his past; the newspaper office chimp-out with the homophobic/racist screaming out the door, the stealing of the money from the parents, the picture of standing next to Reno with the smug grin, the lies about graduating as anything including being an engineer, the whole nine yards depending on how long the spot is set to run, then as the thing wraps up John's picture will be fade wiped into Flu's fucked up mug and the voice-over will say something along the lines of, "John Walker Flynt, a failure at everything who had to lie once more about themselves by claiming to be a woman named Brianna Wu in order to run for [insert chosen race for office position here]. Don't let him get away with yet another lie at your expense on election day."
 
Is there anything Wu doesn't consider sexist?

Wait, never mind. Stupid question, of course not.

Well you have to remember that these MALE IDIOTS who are probably barely eking out a living on the outskirts of urban India by spending ten hours a day listening to shrieking morons like John who don't know how to turn their phones on and off are definitely OPPRESSING white male son of multimillionaire parents John Flynt who can afford the latest technological gadgets and every luxury in the world without even having to leave an extremely safe and affluent American neighbourhood. I can't believe that it's [the current year] and poor John still lives under this evil system oppression.
 
Goddamn patriarchal Indian call centres

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Safe approximation of conversation:

VERIZON: Thank you for calling Verizon Customer Support. My name is John. Will you please verify the phone number you're calling from.

WU: *odd clicking noises* ...JOOOOHN? *grunts* I see how this is.

V: ....uh...hello?

W: This is Brianna Wu. I am a software engineer!

V: Thank you Brianna... I just need for you to verify the phone.

W: WHY.

V: It's just for your own security.

W: PFFT. Don't mansplain to me. Do you know who I am?

V: I... *sigh* Brianna? I just need your phone

W: So you and the rest of GamerGate can harrass me I bet. You know, I have backchannels in Goog...I mean...
Verizon? How do you like that!?

V: ....Brianna, if you won't provide your phone number, I can't--

W: This is exactly why so many transgenders die on their phones every year. What you are doing JOHN if that is your REAL NAME is literally MURDER to harrass me like this! *hangs up*

V: ...hello...?
 
Safe approximation of conversation:

VERIZON: Thank you for calling Verizon Customer Support. My name is John. Will you please verify the phone number you're calling from.

WU: *odd clicking noises* ...JOOOOHN? *grunts* I see how this is.

V: ....uh...hello?

W: This is Brianna Wu. I am a software engineer!

V: Thank you Brianna... I just need for you to verify the phone.

W: WHY.

V: It's just for your own security.

W: PFFT. Don't mansplain to me. Do you know who I am?

V: I... *sigh* Brianna? I just need your phone

W: So you and the rest of GamerGate can harrass me I bet. You know, I have backchannels in Goog...I mean...
Verizon? How do you like that!?

V: ....Brianna, if you won't provide your phone number, I can't--

W: This is exactly why so many transgenders die on their phones every year. What you are doing JOHN if that is your REAL NAME is literally MURDER to harrass me like this! *hangs up*

V: ...hello...?
Be more like:

VERIZON: Thank you for calling Verizon Customer Support.

WU: *SNARL!* *SNARL!* *SNARL!* *hangs up phone*
 
Generally, I've found that when a support rep is "talking down" to you it's because you're refusing to go along with their script. That is, you're part of the "I know better" crowd.

Guess what? I know better, too; but, I also know how to get what I want. Play along with the script, let the script fail, get your service order in.

Seriously, just try shutting the fuck up once in a while, John.
 
Generally, I've found that when a support rep is "talking down" to you it's because you're refusing to go along with their script. That is, you're part of the "I know better" crowd.

Guess what? I know better, too; but, I also know how to get what I want. Play along with the script, let the script fail, get your service order in.

Seriously, just try shutting the fuck up once in a while, John.

No shit. It's completely incomprehensible to me why people think that throwing a tantrum at a Tier 1 tech support dude is going to get them anywhere. They're not going to go anywhere else until they've done the preliminary shit, which is why they have those guys in the first place. If you tard rage and "DO YOU KNOOOOOW WHO I AAAAAAAM" and force them to bump it up prematurely, the next guy is going to have to do that shit.

All you do is guarantee you're going to be on the line wasting time even longer.

I am sure John is the kind of man who is complaining about the service he gets everywhere, and who has adjusted his tastes to think the flavor of spit, mucus and cum is how fast food normally tastes.
 
I like how this implies that Brianna Wu, tech goddess, has had to call tech support multiple times.

Maybe she can solve her issues herself if she doesn't want to be "talked down to".

Funny how someone who claims they're the "Godzilla of women in tech" needs to ask a man for technical help. No wonder Johnny's panties were in such a twist.
 
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