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On tonights episode of Soft White Underbelly....
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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Ah yes, the time-tested "just ignore your traffic charges" strategy. I hear there's a certain non-practicing lawyer from Minnesota that often employs this exact legal strategy. Can't wait to see how it goes for you, Kim!
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Surely the fees will be payed and he will show up!
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Also, her profile now says single.
that only means the HUNTRESS is on the prowl! guard your benefits card and those annuities from grandma, low-functioning lonely men of the zuckerbook
there's no way dalton notices or cares about a fb status-- one of the many upsides of dating a guy who can't read
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Good luck kid.
You're going to need a lifetime of it.
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FFS, Kim needs to get picked up so those kids can get taken from her. How did she even get him out of the hospital? Does she even have a car seat? Are they even required there?
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I've said it before - that baby looks just like Steven Lemons in this picture.
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You think she will be after
Could we finally see a Kim vs Sammie smackdown?
Jayzus of the Tards, please make this happen for us. The kiwis have been good and patient, we've lived through Kim successfully birthing another live child.
We need this hilarity.
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Then move out bitch. Im sure her and the mummy are not the issue its everyone else.
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Who else is living there? If she's talking about Bently and Lucy, well, those are the consequences of teaching them to act like hooligans. If she's talking about her mom, she can fuck all the way off. Melanie has given up years to take care of Sammie's kids, is probably still around 75% supporting Sammie and Skylander (that's IF Sammie is contributing her food stamps and some kind of cash to the household).
I had hopes Sabrina would turn out okay but then she went and got pregnant and it derailed whatever her plans were. I hope she's got some kind of job and some kind of money coming in from her kid's dad but who knows.
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Zoolander already looks like he’s fed up with Kim’s shit.
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Far as i can tell just ma shart, sammies 3 spawn, sammies fat ass and ET. I think its a 3 bedroom with 6 people. 3 being adults and I dont think any of them have full time jobs. No idea what ma shart does besides "cleans houses". House is cramped as hell.
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she has a man as well doesnt she? Ma Shart couldn't wait to jump on a hog as soon as her old man croaked.
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Not a baby person, so please tell me gorls, is that how you should hold a fragile baby?
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Can you blame her? What's the alternatives? Be stuck with sammies fatass all day whining about how she's doing stupid dumb shit like taking care of her 8 kids instead of driving her around all day
Look at the size of Sammie and tell me grandma makes anywhere near enough to keep the pig fed let alone a "family" of 12
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Absolutely not but this is Kim. She barely has enough brain cells to breathe, eat and walk so you can't expect anything more.
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They broke up a few weeks ago.
No way lol, babies have no neck muscles built up yet and need support.
Sammies getting on her fake profiles to defend herself. "People in my moms house" okay who? If you want to call shit out might as well include names.
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I hope its Bentley and Lucy telling her to gtfo and she's a shit Mother.
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I would like to imagine people stopping by, shit talking Sammie and then leaving.
"I always get bullied in my own mom's house" (for a normal person) would imply it isn't Melanie or even family. She's usually forthright about arguing with family if that's what's going on, too. Seems kinda strange (and funny) but I'm also dissecting the words of a giant potato so, ya know.
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I figured Bently and Lucy are sassing her and not obeying her when she tells them to do something and Melanie tells Sammie to leave the kids alone. ET probably ignores her too.