StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

PsyopDuck said:
Very true. Either way, a man of Tard's age should have the wisdom to avoid putting himself in a position where he does hit a bitch, or is around one crazy enough to falsely accuse him.
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You make the mistake of assuming that he should be able to make rational decisions. He cannot. He is an alcoholic. Alcoholics are irrational actors.
 
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With the girl whose tits Tarl was feeling up, not being impressed at the time, if someone had called the police on her behalf(without her even knowing about it), could that have been the act that saw him arrested and charged?
 
I really am not surprised, I think the beginning of the end was the whole cartoon owl worship thing. He got a lot of people backing out including myself, it came around the time he was starting to be very parasocial and people were questioning his married life. I sometimes have him on when I have to quickly pop to the shop (10 mins) but the red flag for me was him teaming with The Quartering, cows teaming with cows is never a good sign but also when you are bowing to Jeremy a literal alcoholic cuck who spams twitter shit in Youtube form, you have no self-respect.

For some reason his voice started to really irritate me and now I keep hearing him as a weird hipster valley girl, he also give heavy secret self-hating fag vibes too.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
he also give heavy secret self-hating fag vibes too
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100% - now more than ever he seems like a closet fag. why else would he screw up a relationship with serviceable women, especially elisabeth after she bore him a child. ive seen her leaked nudes - they were in this thread - and as long as that woman gives up the pussy and hands out a blow job here and there what the hell more could you ask for if you arent gay. and netherlands, if your wifes poontang dries up just go get some prostitute snatch on the side. battering the mother of your children is really lame.
 
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Today's videos still had to New Orleans background. I assume his vacation has been extended to his court hearing on the 8th? Any chance his bond terms prohibit him from leaving the state?
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I really am not surprised, I think the beginning of the end was the whole cartoon owl worship thing. He got a lot of people backing out including myself, it came around the time he was starting to be very parasocial and people were questioning his married life. I sometimes have him on when I have to quickly pop to the shop (10 mins) but the red flag for me was him teaming with The Quartering, cows teaming with cows is never a good sign but also when you are bowing to Jeremy a literal alcoholic cuck who spams twitter shit in Youtube form, you have no self-respect.

For some reason his voice started to really irritate me and now I keep hearing him as a weird hipster valley girl, he also give heavy secret self-hating fag vibes too.
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i have no respect for hamburgular quarterpounder. he is an obese slob who didnt breed that perfectly serviceable wife and keeps pets like children. he also admitted to being too fat to fly in his wife's small airplane. jeremy needs to drop weight, lift, and get some children - or else he is just an id-driven manchild cow with opinions
 
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It's important to remember that Tarl didn't summon Stolas by doing some ritual where you dance around a bloody pentagram chanting in Latin and pulling rabbits out of a hat with a chicken in your ass. He says Stolas approached him as a child when he saw some owl shadow and saw Stolas in his dreams. He claims Stolas favors him. I could be wrong, but I don't remember any mentions of a pact or anything. Styx basically claims that Stolas has taken a shine to him and renders his demonic services and protection for free. Remember, he only ever talks to demons or fucks succubi when he's dreaming or tripping on hallucinigenic drugs. He's just an empty alchoholic drug addict trying to make something out of his dreams and drug trips to make himself feel special. This is all in your head, Tarl! There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom!
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
It's important to remember that Tarl didn't summon Stolas by doing some ritual where you dance around a bloody pentagram chanting in Latin and pulling rabbits out of a hat with a chicken in your ass. He says Stolas approached him as a child when he saw some owl shadow and saw Stolas in his dreams. He claims Stolas favors him. I could be wrong, but I don't remember any mentions of a pact or anything. Styx basically claims that Stolas has taken a shine to him and renders his demonic services and protection for free. Remember, he only ever talks to demons or fucks succubi when he's dreaming or tripping on hallucinigenic drugs. He's just an empty alchoholic drug addict trying to make something out of his dreams and drug trips to make himself feel special. This is all in your head, Tarl! There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom!
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I remember years ago he told the story of him seeing an owl in his dreams or something it manifested on his wall when he was in bed as a kid and later determined that the creature he dreamed about was Stolas. The way he talked about Stolas its more like Stolas is like a spirit animal for him that passively assists him due to a mutual interesting in plants or whatever. He also said that he used to do hard drugs and drink a ton so he probably fucked his head so much that he legitimately has seen demons and demonic beings because he was dropping acid.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Styx basically claims that Stolas has taken a shine to him and renders his demonic services and protection for free. Remember, he only ever talks to demons or fucks succubi when he's dreaming or tripping on hallucinigenic drugs. He's just an empty alchoholic drug addict trying to make something out of his dreams and drug trips to make himself feel special. This is all in your head, Tarl! There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom!
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Lmao what a moron I stick to the idea he just went for Stolas because he saw Rule 34 of him from Helluva Boss on e621 or something.
 
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Harm said:
Fine, you got me. I'm just mad I couldn't grope her myself. I'll stop pretending to be outraged. Thank you.
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That's not what I meant. I mean they're a couple and they were hugging.
So is the boob grab only assault if she doesn't like it?

For the record this is normal behavior.

Fuck I swear women are a complete fucking legal minefield these days.
And zoomers can fucking miss me with their opinion on dating.
 
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bfg said:
For the record this is normal behavior.
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Women are histrionic creatures and can physiologically self-induce trauma responses as a result. That's to say she still experienced harm, and as Harm, I find that based.

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Lmao what a moron I stick to the idea he just went for Stolas because he saw Rule 34 of him from Helluva Boss on e621 or something.
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His grasp of these "religions" is so mundane that it might as well be the case.

Nigga thinks demons are doing him favors simply because he's just that cool. Yeah, sure thing.
 
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Harm said:
Women are histrionic creatures and can physiologically self-induce trauma responses as a result. That's to say she still experienced harm, and as Harm, I find that based.
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Well. I do agree.

Dunno why everyone else got butthurt about my remark. (I know why they got butthurt).
 
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Oh, how could we have forgotten!?!?

Hey Girls! Styxhexenhammer666 is back On The Market!
He is open & free, and waiting for you in a New Orleans hotel room near you. This rich famous social media influencer has over half a million followers on Youtube. This bad boy has been to prison and is a master of the dark arts. And yes, he beats women who get out of line.
Catch him IF you can! He won't last long.

(I can hear the panties dropping now)

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This makes very little sense to me. The "No babe" & "God provides for all" doesn't sound like a government employee. Maybe she is in a women's shelter right now? Maybe a talk from her mother/sister?
 
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