Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Long term outcomes vary according to the specific type of blood cancer being treated (it sounds like he has multiple myeloma)

I also think that using the term 'terminal' is still premature for Lead Attorney. He seems far from that.

What made me question if it was Multiple Myeloma was when he mentioned the stone in his jaw. As far as I remember, MM usually causes lytic bone lesions, not blastic ones. That's why I figured it might be Lymphoma.

I wonder if the genetic study and chemotherapeutic response were particularly poor to make him pessimistic about his prognosis... But those are things for him to decide if he wants to share publicly. Regardless, I wish him all the best.

 

[repentance]

What made me question if it was Multiple Myeloma was when he mentioned the stone in his jaw. As far as I remember, MM usually causes lytic bone lesions, not blastic ones. That's why I figured it might be Lymphoma.

Another option is synchronous malignancies, a joy I have experienced and which occurs in roughly 5% of cancer patients. Unless he clarifies, and he's under no obligation to do so, it will remain a mystery. It was frustrating to see so many people in chat telling him to get a stem cell transplant when he'd literally just described having had one, though.

 

[Sam Losco]

@House Cat my suggestion would be to move it to an anonymous Google acct and just share the link out as view only.

 

[AnOminous]

Perhaps some of you techies can help me with the pickle I'm in . . .

I have my degeneracy timeline chart. If I put the chart directly on KF, it loses all it's formatting and looks like complete dog shit (merged cells, colors, etc. - you'll see why).

Does anyone have any suggestions on what I could possibly do? It also cannot be an image because there are links.

Sorry for not being super tech savvy . . . and thank you in advance!

I fairly often cut and paste tables from webpages directly into the WYSIWYG editor. Maybe if you can export the table as HTML and then cut and paste from that.

 

[House Cat]

This detailed chart (complete with links) was created to outline the timeline of Nick Rekieta's involvement with drugs and sexual activities. Given the rapid changes and various factors at play over the past 6-8 months, it's essential to document these events clearly to ensure there are no questions later if we need to reference anything. The highlighted rows are major events that were significant in the debauchery timeline.

I want to make note: If you are in the U.S., Nick (rarely) starts streaming at 11:00PM CENTRAL TIME and goes into the next morning. Therefore, many of these dates will be that day or the next day, give or take. I went by the date posted on the original stream or the clip.

I have two versions. I have converted it to a KF chart and PNG. Of course if there is anything to correct, add, change, etc. it can be done. I'm in the process of trying to get it on a Google doc with a link where folks can edit. Any ideas of how to make this more efficient, please feel free to shoot me a DM.

Strap in folks . . .

Spoiler: Rekieta Law Degeneracy Timeline Chart

2022
	May/June 2022	Nick’s “Worst Day” happens sometime during these months - Confirmed July 4, 2022 (see below)
PORN	July 4, 2022	Nick endorses moms doing OnlyFans	https://tinyurl.com/mryuhrcv
KINKS	July 4, 2022	Nick talks about pegging and cucking	https://tinyurl.com/yvf8625a
WORST DAY	July 4, 2022	Nick talks about his “worst day” publicly but doesn’t say what happened	https://tinyurl.com/2brydfh6
KINKS	July 29-31, 2022	Anime Matsuri and “women stepping on Nick” pictures are posted on LOCALS	https://tinyurl.com/yuyeuk2e
HEDONISM II	Aug. 2022	Hedonism II Trip in around August 11-13, 2022	https://tinyurl.com/4hmysvj9 https://tinyurl.com/4psm8v9b
HEDONISM II	Aug. 13	*** INTERNATIONAL SWINGERS DAY ***	https://tinyurl.com/bdep29us
PORN	Sept. 2022	Nick names all of his favorite pornstars on Simpcast (All of the girls mentioned are “very young looking”)	https://tinyurl.com/4hz6u3zx
KAYLA	Sept. 18, 2022	Kayla’s likely “Mommy Makeover” Surgery; “Stream from Minneapolis hotel after Kayla gets a “procedure”	https://tinyurl.com/288936bz
DRUGS	Sept. 20, 2022	Nick admits to having done cocaine in Jamaica and compares it to Provigil	https://tinyurl.com/mr49dhkr (4:55:00)
KINKS	Sept. 21, 2022	Nick talks about his sex swing to Good Lawgic and Faran Balanced	https://tinyurl.com/34sbmfp9
DRUNK STREAM	Sept. 22, 2022	Nick & Faran Balanced Drunk Stream	https://tinyurl.com/4bkv37cr
	Oct. 2022	Nick talks about his “No Clothing Room” in college	https://tinyurl.com/yc8rvwrb
KINKS	Nov. 2022	Nick posts pictures on LOCALS of Kayla in lingerie, Nick sucking Kayla’s toes, and one of Kayla & Drex making a muscle man pose	https://tinyurl.com/4w3pkhse via Not Who You Think (see Nov. 8, 2022 link)
MANDY	Oct. 26, 2022	Nick sings “Oh Mandy” to her on LOCALS; Mandy later posts “her” tits in LOCALS chat	https://tinyurl.com/4nvrjkec
WINE MOMS	Oct. 29, 2022	Nick has Kayla on stream; DivinitySaid asks Nick how Kayla feels about all the “Wine Moms” posting their tits in his LOCALS chats	https://tinyurl.com/2v2kmr8h
BOTTLE PICTURES	Nov. 8, 2022	Nick & Kayla Butt-Bottle Pictures are posted on Nick’s LOCALS along with their “semi-nude” pictures from Hedonism II	https://tinyurl.com/2k4hdk96
BALLDO	Nov. 18, 2022	Nick reviews the Balldo	https://tinyurl.com/2r9287nr
KINKS	Nov. 22, 2022	Kayla talks about giving a Balldo to her friend “Rachel”	https://tinyurl.com/5x5ycx8t
NICK/APRIL	Dec. 11, 2022	Nick meets April on Simpcast for the first time	https://tinyurl.com/u2bj6n74
GAY BAR	Dec. 2022	Kayla brings Nick to the underwear-only bar for his birthday (on or about 12/16)	https://tinyurl.com/4fvzczhp (final video in post)
WINE MOMS	Dec. 19, 2022	Nick does a LOCALS stream where he addresses the LOCALS chat and the salacious pictures being posted in it by the “wine moms”	https://tinyurl.com/mvjt2zwu
	Dec. 29, 2022	Nick says he cannot be canceled	https://tinyurl.com/2szhfu3u
2023
SEX DUNGEON	Jan. 2023	Nick first discusses a sex dungeon (confirmed by AussieOverlawed on May 13, 2023)	https://tinyurl.com/6pnkps4f
TATTOOS	Jan. 2023	Nick gets the “I will be us” tattoo	https://tinyurl.com/bajxfbsx
WINE MOMS	Jan. 2023	Kayla acknowledges that she received lingerie from Carimachet and brags writing to her, “I’m so excited. Nick will tell you what he thinks.”	https://tinyurl.com/3a7jmaf9
WINE MOMS	Jan. 5, 2023	Clairebere exposes LOCALS “Wine Moms” porn pictures and sexual stories sent to Nick from wine moms	https://tinyurl.com/32kb4hfa (Elissa Clips) https://tinyurl.com/2p9xydzn (Full 3:34:30)
NULL	Jan. 6, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon weighs in with warning to “pull up”.	https://tinyurl.com/bde5a9rt
NULL	Jan. 13, 2023	josh “Null” Moon lectures Nick on the dangers of LOCALS nude pictures	https://tinyurl.com/3fwbyzw9
VEGAS	Feb. 21-28, 2023 Las Vegas Trip	Nick streams with Camelot331 and they talk about how they are NOT swinging	https://tinyurl.com/4nwttkba
VEGAS	Feb. 21-28, 2023	Camelot331 later recalls meeting with hookers in Las Vegas	See below May 31, 2024 when he recounts.
VEGAS	Feb. 21-28, 2023	Steven Gosney recounts Nick acting gay with him in Las Vegas	https://tinyurl.com/48bf865a (3:26:57)
VEGAS	Feb. 21-28, 2023	Nick & Kayla meet LOCALS fan Sally78 & husband	https://tinyurl.com/265d3j7y
HEDONISM II SWINGING KINKS	Mar. 1, 2023	Faran Balanced’s DMs are leaked - Hedonism II, sex dungeon, and swinging	https://tinyurl.com/53s8tm62
HEDONISM II SWINGING KINKS	Mar. 1, 2023	Nick responds to Faran Balanced’s leaked Twitter response saying he is monogamous and Faran “must have got it wrong”	https://tinyurl.com/e43xjna2
NULL	Mar. 3, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon responds to Faran Balanced’s DMs and the swinging allegations	https://tinyurl.com/4rr5y6r6
KIWI FARMS	Mar. 7, 2023	Kiwi Farms notices Kayla is not wearing her wedding ring on her now deleted YouTube channel	https://tinyurl.com/msm7vvv5
	Mar. 7, 2023	Nick gloats about Clairebere being hacked and her private nudes being leaked.	https://tinyurl.com/4bd7xvd4
KAYLA	Mar. 9, 2023	Nick posts Kayla’s boudoir picture on LOCALS she took for him on HER birthday	https://tinyurl.com/4963vf4r
SEX DUNGEON	May 13, 2023	Nick talks about how he is STILL trying to build a sex dungeon	https://tinyurl.com/56pyh7wa https://tinyurl.com/56pyh7wa
KINKS	May 13, 2023	Nick confirms he has a St. Andrew’s Cross on stream	https://tinyurl.com/bde7fe6u (4:26:01)
KIWI FARMS	May 13, 2023	Nick talks about how “his Kiwi Farms thread has gone off the rails”	https://tinyurl.com/bde7fe6u (4:27:1
MANDY	May 29, 2023	The Infamous “Do You Know Mandy?” Stream; Nick gets extremely drunk and lusts over Mandy on stream; He later takes down the stream	https://tinyurl.com/5xmfy2sz https://tinyurl.com/bde78rt7
NULL	June 13, 2023	Nick goes on vacation to “Corpus Christi” with his family; Nick has his infamous “shower texts” with Josh “Null” Moon	https://tinyurl.com/3e6j7c2a
HEDONISM II	June 16, 2023	Ricardo & Romaine, employees from Hedonism II, are revealed to be “friends” with Nick on Instagram	https://tinyurl.com/547d7mnv
SWINGING HEDONISM II PORN KIWI FARMS SEX DUNGEON CUCKING KAYLA	July 14, 2023	“I’m a Sneed” Turkey confronts Nick about his degeneracy live on a LOCALS “call-in stream”; Turkey asks about Nick following Ricardo & Romaine; Nick says he and Kayla are monogamous; Nick says he used to watch a lot of porn and says porn should be protected under the 1st amendment under art; Nick denies he’s building a sex dungeon; Nick talks about “the new fantasy” of black men having sex with a white man’s wife; Nick says people are unfairly going after Kayla	https://tinyurl.com/4hcj3vp6
NULL	Aug. 29, 2023	Josh “Null” Moon reluctantly reveals his “shower texts” he had with Nick on “Mad At The Internet”	https://tinyurl.com/23rtnajt
NASHVILLE	Sept. 2023	Nick goes to Nashville and stays at an AirBnB “Playboy Mansion”; Streams on LOCALS from inside the home and from the hot tub; Guests in Nashville Valhalla Awaits	https://tinyurl.com/5x2uj55a
KINKS	Oct. 5, 2023	Nick appears on XiaLand’s channel and watches as she squirts chocolate syrup and whipping cream over her string bikini body	https://tinyurl.com/yraydw7p (2:04:37)
COMEDY SHOW	Oct. 21, 2023	Chrissie Mayr Comedy Show in Minnesota with STMS; Mayr cancels because her father is murdered; Nick fills in for Chrissie; Aaron & April meet Nick & Kayla for the first time	https://tinyurl.com/4mddfyun https://tinyurl.com/38ez6xm6 https://tinyurl.com/4x5c3txx
MAR-A-LAGO	Nov. 8, 2023	Nick & Kayla go to Mar-A-Lago for the Premier of the Daily Wire movie Police State; Nick wears a belt from Hot Topic, no joke; Viva Frei is livestreaming and walks in on Nick “in the bathroom” during the movie premiere	https://tinyurl.com/yt92v9kh Starts 11:00:00. Video is either edited or the camera “stops working,” then immediately cuts to Viva and Nick together
NASHVILLE	Nov. 15, 2023	Valhalla Awaits tells Nick to NOT bring up the Nashville trip on stream; Nick admits Valhalla has “dirt on him”	https://tinyurl.com/4c7vubyw
NULL KIWI FARMS	Nov. 30, 2023	Nick “tells” Potentially Criminal (Sean) that he and Kayla are monogamous repeatedly; Nick also addresses his “shower conversation” with Null and his Kiwi Farms thread	https://tinyurl.com/3e6j7c2a
STRIP CLUB	Dec. 2023	Aaron talks about going to a strip club and doing coke for Nick’s birthday (on or about 12/16)	https://tinyurl.com/22v9jfm5
MANDY	Dec. 15, 2023	Kiwi finds out Mandy is a “MAN” and Nick has been catfished	https://tinyurl.com/565cdenk
GAY BAR	Dec. 16, 2023	Nick talks about Gay 90s Underwear Parties for his Birthday	https://tinyurl.com/2etm5w4k https://tinyurl.com/25mk2u6a
STRIP CLUB	Dec. 18, 2023	Nick explains why you should go to a strip club	https://tinyurl.com/y3p6secj
SWINGING	Dec. 19, 2023	Aaron & April stream STMS “Live From Spicer NIght Show” from Nick’s basement studio; Nick comes in and licks Aaron’s face	https://tinyurl.com/3yb66d7p (Nick enters at 1:34:40); https://tinyurl.com/4wz32z9n
2024
APRIL	Jan. 15, 2024	April gets a speeding ticket going to-and-from Rekieta House for going 39mph in a 30mph zone (she was actually going 46mph); Nick is listed as the lead attorney for her	https://tinyurl.com/24fhaztc
SWINGING	Jan. 29, 2024	The “infamous” Nick & Kayla and Aaron & April Hot Tub *NOT* Swinger Stream; April starts the stream saying, “Is this a Sister Wives situation or what?”	https://tinyurl.com/595ef8s2
APRIL	Feb. 8, 2024	April walks off STMS set visibly angry, crying, and upset with Aaron saying she had to deal with a “personal issue; April does not return to the show that day; This is the first time when Aaron confronts April about missing shows in the morning and she says, “Sometimes she needs to sleep in.”	https://tinyurl.com/2354czzx (33:47)
APRIL	Feb. 9, 2024	Nick skips his usual LOCALS post-stream for his February 8th stream; Posts a cancellation notice at 3am he "had a client call with a serious issue"	https://tinyurl.com/24fhaztc
APRIL	Feb. 13, 2024	April changes into a string bikini on STMS for Superchats	https://tinyurl.com/vuvsmdkp : (2:15:25)
AARON	Feb. 17, 2024	Aaron gets 1st speeding ticket going to-and-from the Rekieta House for going 45mph in a 30mph zone; Stearns County, Minnesota (near St. Cloud)	https://tinyurl.com/yc3sm7ku
AARON	Feb. 19, 2024	Aaron gets 2nd speeding ticket going to-and-from the Rekieta House for going 80mph in a 65mph zone; Sherburne County, Minnesota (near St. Cloud)	https://tinyurl.com/yc3sm7ku
APRIL	Feb. 27, 2024	April’s DMs leaked by fan “Lemmi” where we see the first signs of April not happy with Aaron	https://tinyurl.com/54ve4c55
SWINGING	Mar. 1, 2024	Speculations start about April or “ceiling cats” being in the room while Nick is streaming	https://tinyurl.com/yppd8m2k https://tinyurl.com/3r49yh88 (full)
KAYLA	Mar. 22, 2024	Nick “checks on Lady Rackets” and comes back with a bloody nose	https://tinyurl.com/28f7rf52
SWINGING	Mar. 26, 2024	Aaron & April stream another STMS from Nick’s basement; Nick comes in shirtless and licks Aaron’s face	https://tinyurl.com/4su2n43p
GAY BAR	Apr. 1, 2024	Aaron & April admit Nick took them to a Gay Bar for Nick’s birthday	https://tinyurl.com/4ujmpvhu
SWINGING	Apr. 1, 2024	Aaron & April start to get backlash for “bikini superchats,” “hot tub streams,” and “titty streams” by their own fans	https://tinyurl.com/mt39yyke https://tinyurl.com/y8wk6xkk
KINKS	Apr. 2, 2024	Nick talks about how there should be stripper poles in church with Steven Gosney	https://tinyurl.com/s49fwyfp
APRIL	April 5, 2024	April cleans out her closet and leaves Aaron; This is not said by Aaron on STMS, but we find out on May 23, 2024, this is the date she left; Aaron says, “It was 7 weeks ago tomorrow,” which puts it the weekend after Easter
SWINGING	Apr. 10, 2024	Nick is asked about Aaron & April’s “crumbling marriage”	https://tinyurl.com/yd9tyjvw
SWINGING	Apr. 11, 2024	Nick cancels his stream that evening;	https://tinyurl.com/w9rj3z5s
SWINGING	Apr. 12, 2024	Nick came on very late looking close to tears staring at April in his corner saying that he had to cancel his show due to a serious personal issue; Nick was staring at the corner for half the minute long stream	https://tinyurl.com/w9rj3z5s
APRIL	Apr. 14, 2024	Aaron announces April is no longer a co-host of STMS	https://tinyurl.com/23mck5sj
APRIL	Apr. 23, 2024	April’s speeding ticket hearing; Nick is her lawyer and is a no-show	https://tinyurl.com/5n8w7p6v
AARON KIDS KIWI FARMS DRUGS	Apr. 24, 2023	Aaron reveals how the Rekieta kids were often hungry and he would cook them Spaghettios	https://tinyurl.com/4r4ucuf6
AARON KIDS KIWI FARMS DRUGS	Apr. 30, 2024	Aaron starts to crack: talks about “corner demons,” “cocaine cookies” and Kiwi Farms and how “Kiwi Farms is usually right”	https://tinyurl.com/48ymbtx4
AARON DRUGS	May 7, 2024	Aaron addresses partying with the Rekietas “too hard” and how it “got out of hand”	https://tinyurl.com/muxf5bns
KINKS	May 7, 2024	Nick talks about the topless scene in American Beauty and lusts after Mira Sorvino who was playing a 17yr old high school student	https://tinyurl.com/mt3capct
DRUGS	May 10, 2024	Nick is asked about his major weight loss by Ethan Van Sciver	https://tinyurl.com/2p9yrysc
AARON	May 13, 2024	Aaron announces he and April are getting a divorce	https://tinyurl.com/yda5wumy
AARON KIDS DRUGS	May 20, 2024	Aaron gets very angry on stream when reading a news story about parents bringing drugs around their kids; Aaron says he needs to move onto the next story “before he says things he shouldn’t say”	https://tinyurl.com/2wt3kafj
DRUGS	May 21, 2024	Aaron admits to doing drugs with the Rekieta’s	https://tinyurl.com/4a3t6y9w https://tinyurl.com/ysfw7y6c
COKE STREAM	May 21, 2024	THE INFAMOUS “COKE” STREAM	https://tinyurl.com/2vu7sx7p
COKE STREAM	May 21, 2024	CLIP: Nick says Judge Fischer has “liquor pouring from her vagina,” and (maybe) jerks off on stream	https://tinyurl.com/3dr54fz2
COKE STREAM	May 21, 2024	CLIP: Nick returns with blow on his nose	https://tinyurl.com/35e2mcn8
COKE STREAM	May 21, 2024	CLIP: Nick is so drunk, he repeats AnimeCope&Sneed’s superchat 8+ times	https://tinyurl.com/4u55p426 (HILARIOUS RENDITION!!!)
COKE STREAM	May 21, 2024	CLIP: Nick (maybe) “pleasures himself” on stream	https://tinyurl.com/2x76uph8
SWINGING	May 22, 2024	Aaron hears that Nick is going to do a show potentially about him and reveals that he has a lot of stories that he could tell about Nick	https://tinyurl.com/2hrnexrx
APRIL	May 22, 2024	Aaron describes the day April left him 7 weeks prior on April 5, 2024	https://tinyurl.com/muz4nrzm https://tinyurl.com/yc8h6y7p
BLACK EYE	May 22, 2024	Nick does a LOCALS stream but appears on camera for a hot second, then immediately goes off camera; Black eye is seen; Nick blames his behavior on narcolepsy and alcohol	https://tinyurl.com/339dkbx2 https://tinyurl.com/yc43vndf
DRUGS	May 23, 2024	NICK, KAYLA, & APRIL ARE ARRESTED	https://tinyurl.com/rdz44897 ; https://tinyurl.com/3kdx9jre
COURT CASE	May 24, 2024	Nick’s arraignment	https://tinyurl.com/yvsjduzd
KAYLA	May 24, 2024	Kayla’s arraignment	https://tinyurl.com/ypvh6vtc
AARON	May 26, 2024	Aaron spills EVERYTHING on Kino Casino	https://tinyurl.com/2zp4nsx8
SWINGING	May 27, 2024	Aaron addresses why he didn’t admit to the swinging	https://tinyurl.com/mmk358c6
SWINGING	May 27, 2024	Aaron and Nick DM each other on Twitter for the last time before Nick blocks Aaron	https://tinyurl.com/mrxcfm37
KAYLA	May 27, 2024	Aaron sends a “nude photo” of Kayla Rekieta to Geno Bisconte live on stream (STMS show has since been removed)	https://tinyurl.com/53zkz24m
VEGAS DRUGS STRIP CLUB	May 31, 2024	Camelot331 talks about strippers during the Las Vegas trip; Also talks about Nick spending $20,000 a month on cocaine	https://tinyurl.com/2s3c85tn https://tinyurl.com/yksz5ced
KIWI FARMS NULL	May 31, 2024	Nick’s private DMs are released post arrest on Twitter and Kiwi Farms (Yellowflash confirms they were not between him); Nick in the DMs details what kinds of guns he has and where they are in his house	https://tinyurl.com/bdfz3bw3
DIVORCE	June 3, 2024	Aaron & April are officially divorced	https://tinyurl.com/5n7h6j9a
DRUGS	June 5 - 7, 2024	Nick fails his alcohol test ; MNPublicRecords states he fails almost 2 weeks after his arrest which put the dates between here	https://tinyurl.com/r9y8bjdw
1st STREAM SINCE ARREST	June 6, 2024	Nick does his first LOCALS stream since his arrest; Addresses a question about Aaron, “wishes Aaron a million dollars”; Nick says he was not masturbating on camera, he was “working out pain in his leg”	https://tinyurl.com/mr486aky https://tinyurl.com/2sn4mtmb (full)
APRIL	June 11, 2024	Nick & April spotted getting pizza together (unconfirmed)	https://tinyurl.com/muykjb7a
KAYLA	June 12, 2024	Nick & Kayla are spotted at a Target (unconfirmed)	https://tinyurl.com/36num3kp
APRIL	June 13, 2024	Nick & April spotted at Dairy Queen (unconfirmed)	https://tinyurl.com/5fw33azb
CHURCH	June 13, 2024	Aaron recounts going to church with the Rekietas (date of going to church unknown)	https://tinyurl.com/ycbpnbwv
HOUSE	June 15, 2024	Nick does his “new studio tour”	https://tinyurl.com/4t6zzr59
APRIL	June 22, 2024	Nick does a stream answering “fan mail” with many asking about April	https://tinyurl.com/45j9djmk https://tinyurl.com/mrxd9pwe (full)
DREX	June 24, 2024	Drexel says he didn’t know about the Rekietas and their “lifestyle” on Camelot331’s show	https://tinyurl.com/jrhrwr24
KAYLA AARON	July 17, 2024	Kayla files a police report against Aaron for “revenge porn”	https://tinyurl.com/yc57jnjn
TATTOOS	July 19, 2024	Nick, Kayla, and April go to a tattoo convention in Minneapolis	https://tinyurl.com/3dxncku8
APRIL	July 21, 2024	April is caught on a hot mic in studio proving she was living with Nick (later to find she was living in the second home or the “Balldo Bunker”)	https://tinyurl.com/mr45van5
SWINGING	July 21, 2024	Nick does a LOCALS stream where he talks about biblical characters who had multiple wives and where polygamy is referenced; Nick reads passages from the bible detailing this	https://tinyurl.com/3mx9y2h2
DRUGS	July 27, 2024	Nick appears on Chrissie Mayr’s podcast and insinuates that local police planted drugs in his house	https://tinyurl.com/3ydznecw https://tinyurl.com/4kfdbusy (full)
KIDS	July 31, 2024	Nick says on stream he has a big announcement:“The kids are going to be back very soon… full time.”	https://tinyurl.com/48fjb2tb
KIDS	Aug. 9, 2024	Nick announces that the kids are back home.	https://tinyurl.com/2p8sbrmc
NULL KIWI FARMS	Aug. 9, 2024	Nick releases private DMs between him and Josh “Null” Moon; Nick and Null argue over releasing his police body cam footage; Also argue over Nick’s insinuation that local police planted drugs in his house (what Nick referenced on Chrissie Mayr’s podcast)	https://tinyurl.com/2p8sbrmc (00:32:00)
NULL KIWI FARMS	Aug. 16, 2024	Nick streams and has Dick Masterson on his show; Both talk about the “pedophile Jason Close” who is a “Kiwi Farmer” that FOIA’d Nick’s police body cam footage (he was also a member of Nick’s LOCALS); Both blame Josh “Null” Moon for “harboring pedophiles”	https://tinyurl.com/ezxn9un7 (34:00)
COURT CASE KIWI FARMS	Aug. 21, 2024	Nick’s Omnibus hearing; Ethan Ralph (Killstream) travels to Minnesota to cover the hearing; Ethan threatens to doxx any “Kiwi Farmers” that show up to the hearing; Omnibus hearing lasts approximately 10 minutes	https://tinyurl.com/4mue4jb7
AARON	Aug. 21, 2024	Ethan Ralph challenges Aaron to a boxing match at Aaron’s boxing gym in St. Cloud; Ethan never shows up, but later says he was given the wrong address	https://tinyurl.com/yeyvmtr8
HOUSE	Aug. 20, 2024	Nick’s second house (Balldo Bunker) is put on the market for $450,000	https://tinyurl.com/28bhu8mv
APRIL	Aug. 24, 2024	Nick & April go to an art show in Minneapolis; Pictures are posted on April’s Instagram	https://tinyurl.com/axumfck8 https://tinyurl.com/bp6wu58s
APRIL	Aug. 28, 2024	April’s arraignment appearance for drug charges	https://tinyurl.com/4s24pmv6
AARON	Sept. 2, 2024	Warrant issued for Aaron on felony charges of “revenge porn”	https://tinyurl.com/yc57jnjn
AARON	Sept. 3, 2024	Aaron is charged with “revenge porn” and makes his first court appearance	https://tinyurl.com/4e244x43 https://tinyurl.com/7w34wuz2
DRUGS	Sept. 21, 2024	Nick streams on LOCALS he is done with his “court mandated rehab”	https://tinyurl.com/4jyxhyhd (29:20)
COURT CASE	Sept. 25, 2024	Nick’s motion for an Franks hearing is DENIED	https://tinyurl.com/4k7etms3 (explanation by Legal Mindset)
NICK	Sept. 29, 2024	Nick appears on Good Lawgic’s (Joe) stream making a number of jokes about his LOCALS 5K gift, jokes about Potentially Criminal (Sean); Nick complains about his headphones making him “sound like he has a “gun in his mouth”	https://tinyurl.com/hbxm9ey6 (Elissa Clips) https://tinyurl.com/4md9c9mz (full 2:37:55)
APRIL	Oct. 1, 2024	April is asked on Instagram: “So when are you going to start cheating on Nick?” April responds: “I would never… as in, I’m not into cheating. So if I were in the position, I wouldn’t. He also deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him.”	https://tinyurl.com/2zhb48t6
COURT CASE	Nov. 26, 2024	Nick’s hearing where he will plead: Guilty, Not Guilty, or take Plea deal
COURT CASE	Nov. 27, 2024	Hearing in Montagraph defamation case

Spoiler: Rekieta Law Degeneracy Timeline PNG

While you all here on the Farms are AMAZING A-loggers, I have to give special mentions to those who have done major extensive A-logging/clipping that helped me find dates and clips much faster:

• @Balldo's Gate
• @AnOminous
• @AltisticRight
• @Captain Manning
• @Catgirl Tyranid
• @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
• @Not Who You Think
• @polar bear
• @Potatoherder
• @Spaded Dave
• @elb
• Stallyn19
• Harman Smith
• Kino Casino
• LawNerd Clips
• TV’s Wil Heren

 

[Captain Manning]

Isn't it so FUNNY and WEIRD that Lead Attorney has CANCER. More like MEDICARE Attorney! If he's so smart, why does he have CANCER? He's like a guy with cancer at a Denny's. He's fat and can't read the menu!

Look man, just because he's not streaming (as he is our bitch, and we have not given him permission to) doesn't mean we need you to become him. The world is fucked up enough with one Nick Rekieta, thanyouverymuch.

I like you better as angry John Goodman.

This remains one of the most embarrassing images I've ever seen. Something about the framing of it puts you in the shoes of a horrified onlooker.

For him, it's like the third worst, at most.

Worst is him licking Aaron.

Second worst is him in his daughter's short-shorts surrounded by stuffed animals.

Remember, that second one was so bad his youngest daughter LITERALLY STARTED CRYING!

I feel so bad for his kids. About the only people in this I feel bad for, if I'm being honest.

With Nick's next appearance on November 26th being a month away, I think lawtubers and Nick orbiters are going to start slowly and silently unlisting/privating shit. Deleting would be dumb because you lose views.

Idk if @elb grabs them from here and has a playlist as well or whatever she wants to do, but I just feel some of these creators are trying to pull a fast one. KF WILL FIND YOU!

Here were some who came to mind instantly when thinking about who would, wouldn't, and who would be on the fence. See spoiler.

Some of the people you listed under "will unlist" will almost certainly not. Dick Masterson, for example, will not. He does not care if people think he has shit takes. He truly believes, in his demonic soul, coke should be completely legal, and Rekieta didn't do anything wrong. If anything, he'll just do another stream where he yells at Sean (his, not ours) for a good 20 minutes about how the government sucks, conservatives suck, Richard Nixon sucks, the Farms sucks, etc.

Ralph won't unlist either. He's so brain fried he probably can't even remember what he said like even one Killstream ago.

The rest of 'em, maybe. I depends on how much shame they're capable of.

Just check out today's upload from YouTube channel _Mersh. Mersh has been on a "fuck Aaron Amhole" kick lately, and just like all the other low-IQ children of divorce known as "dabbleverse fans", he's got it in his head that he needs to be pro-Team Rekieta if he's anti-Aaron Amhole.

Oddly enough, Mersh seems anti-Melton though.

Which is... good... I suppose. Though maybe it's just because he doesn't want the competition. I dunno. Dabbleverse people are weird. Melton got REALLY pissy when KC and the Farms started covering Aaron.

View attachment 6490881

Spoiler: Original Image

View attachment 6490878

How could you!? Norman Rockwell would be turning over in his grave!

 

[SargonF00t]

then, in 2023, it became all about being a professional street nigga.

He was the original "Big Ounce"

 

[Nate Higgers]

Melton got REALLY pissy when KC and the Farms started covering Aaron.

I made an effortpost about it in one of the first pages of the Melton thread, but it has to do with Mike (starrov) David/Redbar “stealing” the people who Melton was covering for years. Melton and Redbar have had a “truce” with eachother for a while now, but the whole experience left Melton with some kind of emotional scarring or PTSD.

I’m not particularly fond of Melton or a “fan” of his in any way but from what I’ve learned of him and his work, he’s been doing his show for a good 18 years, and he’s been basically subsisting off of the small audience he retained and covering the most irrelevant third-rate small market standup comedians up until he stumbled upon Aaron Amhole and got a new cash cow in him. The fact he’s been languishing in obscurity for so long up until he got more exposure by covering Aaron combined with the experience he had with Redbar makes him a very bitchy primadonna when anyone else dares to talk about someone that Melton is already covering. That’s one of the reasons he’s called “The Queen”.

Edit: OT, but apparently Richard Nixon was actually a very capable statesman+politician and deeply misunderstood due to the final months of his presidency.

 

[AnOminous]

Redbar makes him a very bitchy primadonna when anyone else dares to talk about someone that Melton is already covering. That’s one of the reasons he’s called “The Queen”.

That pedophile piece of shit should just be grateful nobody is impaling him to death on a stake.

 

[Captain Manning]

I made an effortpost about it in one of the first pages of the Melton thread, but it has to do with Mike (starrov) David/Redbar “stealing” the people who Melton was covering for years. Melton and Redbar have had a “truce” with eachother for a while now, but the whole experience left Melton with some kind of emotional scarring or PTSD.

I wish Redbar would steal Aaron from Melton, because the only thing Melton does is make me feel a measure of sympathy for Aaron. I don't think anybody deserves an alog like Melton.

I've said before, if Melton were somehow an alog of Rekieta, and sexualizing Rekieta's kids, my opinion wouldn't be any different. I'd still call for Melton to receive the rope.

And, in case you haven't noticed, I don't exactly like Rekieta. LOL.

As far as Aaron's critics go, Mersh is, I guess, technically better than Melton, but that ain't saying a whole hell of a lot.

 

[demicolon]

We did it Reddit.

 

[Gorton Colu]

View attachment 6491589
We did it Reddit.

Who would have thought that it was @SargonF00t and not @Fapcop that would get their thirst post on random.txt

 

[LovisXVI]

View attachment 6491589
We did it Reddit.

Who would have thought that it was @SargonF00t and not @Fapcop that would get their thirst post on random.txt

This is a theft, the king of the thirstpost has been defrauded!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Who would have thought that it was @SargonF00t and not @Fapcop that would get their thirst post on random.txt

For some reason, I feel like I see that random text way more than the others. So finally one day, I had to look up who said it.

 

[Fapcop]

Richard Nixon was actually a very capable statesman+politician and deeply misunderstood due to the final months of his presidency.

Nixon was a great President who cleaned the environment (EPA, Clean Air/Water act), started the War on Cancer, reformed the economy, created the Occupational Health and Safety Act, and he would have created a National Health Insurance/Service too, if the Democrats hadn’t been retarded and thought he was Satan. He brought an end to the Vietnam War, reached an understanding with China and the Soviet Union and initiated arms reductions.

The guy did more for peace and the environment, and the poor and working people than any shitlib President.

And he was based on the JQ too and said “Nigger” in the Oval Office on a regular basis.

Greatest president in the 20th century.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

This detailed chart (complete with links) . . .

Strap in folks . . .

Great post, you certainly delivered on your promise of it being worth the wait.

One item that can be added is that Nick went to a tattoo convention in January 2024 to get the first part of his snake tattoo. (Which he got completed in July when he went with Kayla and April)

Spoiler: Tattoo info

#58554
#58558
Archived Convention Ad

How could you!? Norman Rockwell would be turning over in his grave!

I know, I know, it's definitely in poor taste. That's why I posted it now instead of waiting for near Thanksgiving. I didn't want to sully actual Thanksgiving.

 

[Fapcop]

This is a theft, the king of the thirstpost has been defrauded!

Indeed! I’m down there in the trenches every week: Thirst posting, dodging balldos and haters.

I’ve been threatened with thread banning for speaking the simple truth about Kayla’s sweet titties and April=Throat GOAT, and this dude just sweeps in and tries to steal the thirst posting throne?

JUDGE PUSSY LIQUOR ISNT EVEN HOT!!! THATS AN OLD PICTURE!!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I wish Redbar would steal Aaron from Melton, because the only thing Melton does is make me feel a measure of sympathy for Aaron. I don't think anybody deserves an alog like Melton.

I've said before, if Melton were somehow an alog of Rekieta, and sexualizing Rekieta's kids, my opinion wouldn't be any different. I'd still call for Melton to receive the rope.

You do know redbar also jokes about fucking peoples kids right? He did it to Sam all the time, nigga its literally been posted on this very website.

Redbar covering this stuff would just lead to more a logs of him because of all the kiwis deciding "there's nothing funny about fucking kids"

 

[Kulee Baba]

Amazing work @House Cat. It has so many little things I'm unaware of
>>“I’m a Sneed” Turkey confronts Nick about his degeneracy live on a LOCALS “call-in stream”;
>Turkey? Are they talking about Turkey Tom?
>Click link
>It's a dude with an insanely impressive Turkey Avatar filter

Oh the best sci-fi authors never could have imagined how funny the 2020s are.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Amazing work @House Cat. It has so many little things I'm unaware of
>>“I’m a Sneed” Turkey confronts Nick about his degeneracy live on a LOCALS “call-in stream”;
>Turkey? Are they talking about Turkey Tom?
>Click link
>It's a dude with an insanely impressive Turkey Avatar filter
View attachment 6491804
Oh the best sci-fi authors never could have imagined how funny the 2020s are.

I brought this up about a month or two ago. Its still WILD to me that this was a real thing that happened.