Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Smash is kinda like that group of anti-woke YouTubers that speak out about how shit game devs, publishers, and journalism are. You've seen one, you've seen them all. But he's really inoffensive and he keeps himself out of drama. Most of his spats are with leftists online. As long as he provides receipts of his donations after the lolsuit I'd say he should be generally left alone.

Anyway, Ron Coleman is an actual lawyer and an experienced one at that. Pro free speech with the mandatory Jewish heritage. Not a lolcow like Rackets and Ty Beard are. That Slants lawsuit mentioned above is a pretty damn big win considering it went to the SC.
The contrast between Coleman and Mercante's lawyer is astounding. It's clear she's skimping out or hired someone based on ideological parity, but even someone with no knowledge of legalese can see how simultaneously incompetent and cartoon villain he is. I bet Mercante's just gonna sic her white knights on JT and try to escalate into physical coercion before the court date, or pray for a biased judge.
 
Anyway, Ron Coleman is an actual lawyer and an experienced one at that. Pro free speech with the mandatory Jewish heritage. Not a lolcow like Rackets and Ty Beard are. That Slants lawsuit mentioned above is a pretty damn big win considering it went to the SC.
And more importantly won.

The very notion that there is some "hate speech" exception to the First Amendement is lunacy that SCOTUS routinely rejects.

There is no such thing. Under the Constitution, there is no such fucking thing as "hate speech" in any way that legally matters. The fact that something someone said made you mad doesn't make it illegal.
 
And more importantly won.

The very notion that there is some "hate speech" exception to the First Amendement is lunacy that SCOTUS routinely rejects.

There is no such thing. Under the Constitution, there is no such fucking thing as "hate speech" in any way that legally matters. The fact that something someone said made you mad doesn't make it illegal.
There are exceptions for when speech is illegal, but being offended isn't one of them.

She is trying to spin it as defamation, but even IF some of the statements happen to be untrue she would have to prove that he should have known them to be untrue, said them anyway AND caused her financial harm in some way.

I would argue she is actually financially profiting by people mocking her, because it keeps her relevant in the libtards-with-noserings circus.

And since nobody is making calls to action for someone to harm her in some way, the other exceptions to free speech do not apply either.
Alyssa is a terrible person who cannot deal with the echo she receives for her racist and hypocritical opinions, but she will have to learn because she seems adamant to remain a lolcow and easy target for mockery.
 
Does this woman have a single tattoo that doesn't look like dogshit? Talk about arrested development
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The tattoo is such a throwback to the oldie Philosoraptor
 
Late but I finally got around to making a clip of Alyssa's awakward interaction with Hasan at Twitchcon.



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Hasan: ...They're probably...
Alyssa (cutting in, extending her hand): Alyssa.
Hasan (sighing slightly): Hhi.
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Alyssa: I heard you had to run.
Hasan: No, yeah, we have uh. We have a couple different things we have to infiltrate.
Alyssa (Stepping on his last few words): I heard you were pretty busy.
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Hasan: Yeahh... So. I'm sorry for no-
Alyssa (stepping on him again): No I just wanted to pick your brain about gamers and their politics, but-
Hasan: Yeahh... we can do it another time.
Alyssa (stepping on him again): Yeah. Sounds good.
Hasan: Okay
Alyssa (still stepping on him): Well, good luck.
Hasan: Perfect.

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Alyssa: You are tall. [unclear], guys.
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Alyssa (turning to leave): Byeee!
Then Hasan immediately goes back to what they were talking about before Alyssa dropped in.

A few moments later Hasan checks in with his chat and notices that they are posting "Flirt", much to his chagrin.
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"Stop being weird, chat.
Chat sees a normal interaction between a streamer and a woman and they think... 'Is this flirting?'"

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A swing and a miss, Lyss.
 
I bet Mercante's just gonna sic her white knights on JT and try to escalate into physical coercion before the court date
How do you think that would work were she to try it?
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Wouldn't what? Fuck Alyssa?

because yea, no sane man would want that anywhere near their dick.
I could see the temptation/allure if she was even remotely pretty or interesting in some tangible fashion. Even if she was, I'm still surprised to see so many men that think that just getting some pussy is in any way a notable conquest once they're past the age of 19 or so.
 
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I would argue she is actually financially profiting by people mocking her, because it keeps her relevant in the libtards-with-noserings circus.
She doesn't ever want to be in front of a jury because much like the Gawker scumbags in the Hulk Hogan case, she simply can't turn off her repulsive smugness and snark. Any jury forced to deal with this cunt and her vile affect would somehow find a way to sentence her to be hung, drawn, and quartered in a civil case somehow.
 
And a slutty selfie of herself wearing some kind of maroon-colored underwear.
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This is just unbecoming, As a 35 year old woman, I cannot imagine peeling my pants down in a public restroom to get a picture of my “physique.”

Every time she lifts up her shirt I think of this comic:

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Alyssa took to the internet to melt down over Elon being a dipshit, but suggested that we could all fix it by "bringing back bullying".

Which is curious, since that is exactly what she likes to do to every person she disagrees with.
Interesting stance from someone currently threatening people with lawsuits about comments she dislikes.

Thin skinned crybaby telling other to bully the targets she designates sounds exactly like something Alyssa would do.

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[EDIT] This comment made me lul
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Alyssa took to the internet to melt down over Elon being a dipshit, but suggested that we could all fix it by "bringing back bullying".

Which is curious, since that is exactly what she likes to do to every person she disagrees with.
Interesting stance from someone currently threatening people with lawsuits about comments she dislikes.

Thin skinned crybaby telling other to bully the targets she designates sounds exactly like something Alyssa would do.

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[EDIT] This comment made me lul
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I wish I could have Elon Musk ban her account and watch her cry on blue sky
 
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