Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Starbuxxx]

Remember, this is Cherie's year of rest and relaxation. She's decided free AI programs will do the work for her and it's time to make a passive income. Scammy dropshipping sites and clickbait mental health channels were made as she imagined that would bring in revenue with zero effort.

She's also made it clear to the discord simps that they need to pay up to maintain her website. And forget about the plushie you ordered... what are you, some kind of theist?

So I would say she's probably laughing on a beach somewhere during these absences, but of course that's not possible. More likely she's kicking her feet up on the couch and enjoying some children's entertainment with a two liter of Sunkist.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Naw son she's just beyond creatively bankrupt/too lazy to put out anymore creatively bankrupt/lazy garbage, for the time being...

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxpJE8BknSgyW1UqDogASRC25fdnOlnL3l

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The Wogglebug is gay

The only subject from this list she knows anything about is modern, twisted approach to taking care of the environment - that is, "stay home, do nothing".

 

[AnOminous]

The Wogglebug is gay

Woggie is a flamboyant homosexual and he's out and proud.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Woggie is a flamboyant homosexual and he's out and proud.

Woggie threw the first brick at Stonewall.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

dr. knowitall diddled the wogglebug as a larvae and know he is gay

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

dr. knowitall diddled the wogglebug as a larvae and know he is gay

According to "The Incredible Tale" Knowitall created Wogglebug by mixing human and insect DNA so it's pretty much confirmed. He clearly doesn't have a laboratory advanced enough to perform gene splicing, so he must've used more... natural methods.

 

[Yummy Gummy]

@WogglebugLover I know you're working so hard on that web series about The Wogglebug-Chaser & Frogman giving safe sex lessons & teaching your fans how to correctly apply a condom on with Woggy's mouth or whatever...

But here, I made an ending to a possible avenue you could go down that's perhaps a bit more classy.

Shoot me some of those plushies & maybe I'll make you some more...

♬·¯·♩♪·¯·♫ 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔀... ♫·¯·♪♩·¯·♬

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

It has now been just under 2 entire years since I placed a plushie order. Shall all the disappointed fans take her to small claims court for having our dreams to pose the plushies suggestively and surrounded by rainbow flags crushed?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It has now been just under 2 entire years since I placed a plushie order. Shall all the disappointed fans take her to small claims court for having our dreams to pose the plushies suggestively and surrounded by rainbow flags crushed?

I guess Cherie learned business practices from her soothsayers and pajeet scammers.
That is, "take money, give nothing in return".

 

[Picklechu]

I hope that there's a small claims court saga, but I'm not going to hold my breath. It would be far more interesting than lazy AI slop and e-begging on Discord.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

It has now been just under 2 entire years since I placed a plushie order. Shall all the disappointed fans take her to small claims court for having our dreams to pose the plushies suggestively and surrounded by rainbow flags crushed?

Right after this post I got a refund and order cancellation.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Right after this post I got a refund and order cancellation.
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So all it will take is everyone who has ordered a Woggleplushie and foolishly gave Cherie money upfront has to register on The Farms under the name they used to order with and make a post on this thread threatening legal action to get a refund?

Yep, sounds like a Cherie Hapney kind of a way to get unfucked.

Someone will notify the wogglesheep on YT and Discord. I have that feeling.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I was beginning to wonder if she still read the thread. Its uncommon for her not to interact at all for so long. Thought maybe her WoggleGuntGuardians on Discord were enough.

But she very clearly does read it still.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I was beginning to wonder if she still read the thread.

I'm absolutely sure she does.

Its uncommon for her not to interact at all for so long.

Either a troll, or a scammer, or some bleeding heart probably told her not to post here. Trolls and scammers know that we would possibly bully some sense into her and potential bleeding hearts think we're bad influence.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I fucking hate L Frank Baum. His works were zesty and campy and he had an autistic hatred of Native Americans, even after they had stopped burning wagons and became civilized. Anyone who is into his works besides the Wizard of Oz is especially suspect.
The only good writers from that time period were drunk off their asses, like Jack London.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I fucking hate L Frank Baum. His works were zesty and campy and he had an autistic hatred of Native Americans, even after they had stopped burning wagons and became civilized. Anyone who is into his works besides the Wizard of Oz is especially suspect.
The only good writers from that time period were drunk off their asses, like Jack London.

Jack London was the shit. I can't tell you how many times I re-read 'Call of the Wild' as a little kid. Farley Mowat too. "Lost in the Barrens" and the sequel where the kids find the Viking grave was greatness.

Rudyard Kipling is another example of a great, constantly drunk author of the time. Not just because of The Jungle Book either. If you didn't love 'Riki-Tiki-Tavi' something's wrong with you.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I fucking hate L Frank Baum.

Say what you want about the man but we owe him the best thread on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Baguette Child]

Jack London was the shit. I can't tell you how many times I re-read 'Call of the Wild' as a little kid.

This was one of the first books I read in English that I'd never read in my native language. It remains a personal favorite. If a teacher can't get kids excited about a story like that one, they suck at their job.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

This was one of the first books I read in English that I'd never read in my native language. It remains a personal favorite. If a teacher can't get kids excited about a story like that one, they suck at their job.

We need to get Cynthia to read Ulysses or Gravity's Rainbow or some shit

 

[LowlyPheasent]

We need to get Cynthia to read Ulysses or Gravity's Rainbow or some shit

Dr. Seuss is probably more her paygrade, but I fear she may lecture us on the deep introspective character that is the redfish, ship him with the goldfish (denying us a gay shipping with the bluefish) and rant about how shit the cat in the hat is. Then promptly condem and block all of the Dr. Seuss fans.