Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Clearly the system has not just been broken for a few weeks, it must have gone on like this for years.

Nick has run down that property, like he run down his marriage.

He really is the kind of rich retard who needs a personal assistant for the most menial of daily tasks.

“Nick, did you call the maintenance people to take a look at the filtration system?”

“SHUT UP KAYLA IM COOMING AND HAVE A STREAM IN AN HOUR!”

My car is a utter rust bucket, a old Malibu, and I just do it by looking at my speedo and the road signs. I've never been pulled over for speeding with that one easy trick.

Speedometer broke on my car on time, didn’t change it for months because I knew exactly how fast the car was going based on the gear shifts. (Manual.)

Nick is of course way too much of a cuck to ever drive stick shift.

I'd have to say it's the cocaine. Makes you want to zoom zoom everywhere, makes you think you're a badass behind the wheel in your mid life crisis mustang.

In all fairness, I’m not going to shit on neither Aaron nor Nick for speeding.

It’s rural Minnesota where there isn’t a car as far as the eye can see and there’s no practical difference between going 65 and 85.

I will shit on Nick for not paying the fines though. It’s such a bitchy, womanly thing to do. “Well you can give me a fine but I’m NOT going to pay! What are you going to do about that Mr policy enforcer?!?”

 

[WelperHelper99]

Speedometer broke on my car on time, didn’t change it for months because I knew exactly how fast the car was going based on the gear shifts. (Manual.)

I think I remember his cars specs when someone searched it, it's a automatic Mustang.

Nick is of course way too much of a cuck to ever drive stick shift.

In all fairness, I’m not going to shit on neither Aaron nor Nick for speeding.

It’s rural Minnesota where there isn’t a car as far as the eye can see and there’s no practical difference between going 65 and 85.

I will shit on Nick for not paying the fines though. It’s such a bitchy, womanly thing to do. “Well you can give me a fine but I’m NOT going to pay! What are you going to do about that Mr policy enforcer?!?”

I will simply because he's a dad. Dude doesn't need tickets on his record. Get that out of your system in your 20s bro. And yeah not paying is completely bitch made.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing is off limits, or everything is off limits. Mocking @Bryan Dunn for being too fat and ugly for his pedophile father to rape is funny.

It's funny because his dad actually IS a pedophile.

 

[Captain Manning]

With normal people the joke is often on the pedophile, for example Rucka Rucka Ali has a parody song in which he jokes about being a pedophile, but it's in the broader context of mocking bronies and written from the perspective of a stereotypical brony, he's mocking bronies, not children being raped.

He also did this...

See, that's funny. Because it's mainly about the pedo getting his ass destroyed in prison. Hell, it's even a catchy AF song.

The shit Melton (especially Melton), Vito, Dick, and (to a lesser extent) Nick do is about as funny as testicular cancer.

I keep hearing a minority people say "Bro, it's edgy humor! They're pushing boundaries!" Yet, I can't help but notice they are all FAILED comedians. You think maybe the routine has something to do with that?

Niggers need to watch some George Carlin, or something, if you want edgy humor that's actually funny.

In all fairness, I’m not going to shit on neither Aaron nor Nick for speeding.

It’s rural Minnesota where there isn’t a car as far as the eye can see and there’s no practical difference between going 65 and 85.

I also won't give Nick shit for speeding.

But not paying his registration? Or insurance?

FFS, you can do that online now. And he has money. Or did.

I think I remember his cars specs when someone searched it, it's a automatic Mustang.

It's a sequential semi-automatic. You don't operate a clutch, but you paddle shift. You can not get a Shelby 500 with a stick.

Most performance cars are going that way. Even Supercars like Ferraris have been that way for a while. It was technology first used in Formula One. Full manual transmissions are dying out.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I brought this up about a month or two ago. Its still WILD to me that this was a real thing that happened.

Holy shit I'm watching a Kino Casino clip. This turkey has a fucking super ASMR voice. I sneed an adult.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Does anybody know if Nick has a definitive tell when he's lying?

Apart from general discomfort (getting upset/emotional/tense) Nick's main tell is omitting/ignoring information and being vague/avoidant. A superchatter once asked Nick how April was doing and Nick said "I don't know, I can tell you how I think she's doing" and then didn't even do that.

Just something to keep in mind; Nick is mostly trying to play to the room for his own benefit whether he is lying or telling the truth about something. Nick doesn't have a serious concept of truth and tends to just go with whatever sounds good to him at the time. It's why he flip-flops on things like marriage advice ("People change over the course of a marriage so you shouldn't hold to the values you had when you were first married" vs "I made a vow. It wouldn't be honoring to our marriage if I didn't live up to the principles we committed to when we got married").

Nick takes immense pleasure in pulling things out of his rear (at least as much as putting things in), and Nick will say things that he doesn't know to be true or false because, well, he just isn't smart enough and often treads out of his depth.

I think it's either that Kayla was semi-normal when she was in like, say, high school, and she and Nick descended together over the years, or she's the BPD Harley to his Joker LARP all along. Her weird behavior on stream specifically of saying she's a bad wife and mother etc. does sound like the type of undermining narcs do to 'loved ones'.

I do think anyone who's had experience with a narcissist should know how they chip away at trust over time and impose their beliefs on anyone close to them. It doesn't mean Kayla was in any way a saint but I just can't picture a narcissist being a victim to a woman like her. He probably did undermine her in certain ways that a smarter person would have gotten away from... I have multiple people in my family who called it quits with narcs long before there was even a widely used term for such people. So it happens. Kayla is definitely responsible for her involvement even in the most generous interpretation where she didn't initiate the downward spiral.

It's typical for narcs to not care about their children at all beyond ego fuel, then dispense of them when the responsibility outweighs the benefit. But I wonder what went on in Kayla's fucked-up-ass head to sell out her kids too. Wonder if she never wanted to have that many. Or a BPD situation like I proposed earlier.

The way Nick talks about who Kayla was indicates that Kayla changed more over time than he did. How he wouldn't even want to talk to the Kayla from back then these days. There was also Kayla's admission to pestering Nick about the lack of being "different" in a Christian context (meaning Nick wasn't really exemplifying Christ in his life). Kayla initially didn't like Nick's YouTube career or his content and was happy each time Nick got kicked off of Twitter because of how mean he was to others online and the general content.

Nick, of course, ended up validating all of Kayla's fears. Kayla's response was to go along with it. Here are Nick and Kayla during the oft-referenced 18 year anniversary in 2022 talking about how they had changed over time regarding profanity.

Kayla: I used to be a good girl 'till you broke me *smiles*

While it is unclear how much of a good girl Kayla thought she was, it is clear that Kayla at one point knew Nick would make things worse and then just decided to go along with it (possibly because Nick had pulled in a lot of money at that point).

Nick being a hedonistic wastrel and Kayla being a mentally impaired enabler with her own serious problems make them complimentary in the worst way. They bring out the worst in each other.

While you all here on the Farms are AMAZING A-loggers, I have to give special mentions to those who have done major extensive A-logging/clipping that helped me find dates and clips much faster

Excellent post! Glad to see another working to catalogue Nick's descent.

As fun as it is to observe, document, and laugh at lolcows, it is important to recognize warning signs in others as well as oneself. Nick observed, documented, and laughed at Jack Murphy on his own channel and look at Nick now.

I don't know how helpful the Kayla OP will be since it is more focused on Kayla, but you are cordially invited to glean what you can. I tend to provide dates in my posts so that should make things easier.

 

[LiquidKid]

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THIS FUCKING POLYCULE!!!!

Mankind has never known a more cursed feeling

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'd have to say it's the cocaine. Makes you want to zoom zoom everywhere, makes you think you're a badass behind the wheel in your mid life crisis mustang.

Maybe there’s something about taking large quantities of cocaine that makes you drive faster?

It's more about lack of impulse control (drug addicts) and patience. You have retards going 20 over the speed limit and blowing their horns at you for not doing the same. You also have the mouthbreathers switching lanes (without using their signal lights) for little to no benefit other than passing 1 car in a line of 12. They just have to shave those seconds by driving as recklessly as possible. Usually those are the same lobotomytes that check their phones while actively speeding or breaking.

It’s rural Minnesota where there isn’t a car as far as the eye can see and there’s no practical difference between going 65 and 85.

But there is. It is your reaction time in case of an emergency. I had to hit the emergency brakes a few times and if I was going over the speed limit I probably wouldn't have had the time to react accordingly.

But we can all agree that not paying your speeding tickets, registration and insurance is a bitch made move that only a cuck would make.
Edit: Spelling mistakes

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

"OMG, DID I HEAR METH LAB NEXT DOOR?"

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Peer into the Hog-Maw
Stare into the mouth-shaped void
THE HOLE STARES BACK

AHOY, I SEE A FACE WITHIN
THE SPITTLE OF THE TONGUE!

 

[SaltyFanta]

See, that's funny. Because it's mainly about the pedo getting his ass destroyed in prison. Hell, it's even a catchy AF song.

I could tell before the video opened it was "Only 17", that song is dangerously catchy. It's also a pretty good example of the same concept too.

The shit Melton (especially Melton)

Melton specifically seems like someone who is extremely suspect, his controversial statements were a political statement in favor of legalizing some types of child pornography, and what is essentially sexually harassing the daughter of the central witness to a friends court case. It really reminds me of Nicks retaliatory sexual harassment of the judge, it's a really creepy commonality.

I keep hearing a minority people say "Bro, it's edgy humor! They're pushing boundaries!"

I always find this argument being used by advocates of these people, which is why I have the Rucka comparison in the back of my head. I recall people saying the same thing about Nick Bate, arguing that his blatant confessions of pedophilia were just edgy jokes.

 

[Vibralldo]

This got me thinking about the way Nick especially talks about pedophilia.

I think there's a big distinction in how most people joke about pedophilia and how Nick jokes about pedophilia. With normal people the joke is often on the pedophile, for example Rucka Rucka Ali has a parody song in which he jokes about being a pedophile, but it's in the broader context of mocking bronies and written from the perspective of a stereotypical brony, he's mocking bronies, not children being raped.

Nick's "jokes" about pedophiles always strike me as strange, it seems like he finds the actual action of a child rape funny, as if the joke is on the child for being raped, which is even more sickening when you remember at least one of these jokes was at the expense of a real abused child in his cringeworth "what if she had a scat fetish?" joke. If you look at this in the broader context of him allegedly enjoying making people uncomfortable by licking their face, and the way he sexually harassed the judge on stream out of frustration at her ruling, it makes him seem like a real creep.

In the aftermath of someone being revealed as sexual predator, people often look back and recognize things as signs. I think if Nick was arrested for some sort of sex crimes, we'd see these the same way as massive red flags. To be clear, I'm not saying Nick has committed sex offenses , but a lot of his behavior seems like red flags that lead me to suspect he could, I wouldn't trust him around my kids.

Nick is 100% an exhibitionist who gets off on exposing people to his sexuality and making them uncomfortable

IDK if he's a pedophile, but being on the same side as Juju, Vito, and Melton doesn't look good for him.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The shit Melton (especially Melton), Vito, Dick, and (to a lesser extent) Nick do is about as funny as testicular cancer.

To be fair...a pedophile getting testicular cancer would be kinda funny.

 

[USAroXX]

He has always pronounced it that way. Gets on my nerves. He can't pronounce "efficacy" correctly either. And those are just a start.

Nick says DEER-ING, when pronouncing DURING

 

[thebigdream]

Mankind has never known a more cursed feeling

Before long he'll earn his honorary Qover name I vote for Autismo

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THIS FUCKING POLYCULE!!

I mean your name is House Cat…

Which ceiling cat are you?

 

[Father Balldo]

You guys sound like old women INCEL PRUDES. Long open road? Going to hit triple digits np, won't even raise the heartbeat. Helps if you have a car where those speeds feel like walking.

fixed, and the people flabbergasted by speeding tickets are either basement-dwelling shut-ins who have never actually driven before or complete law-abiding nerds that hold up traffic

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You guys sound like old women. Long open road? Going to hit triple digits np, won't even raise the heartbeat. Helps if you have a car where those speeds feel like walking.

fixed, and the people flabbergasted by speeding tickets are either basement-dwelling shut-ins who have never actually driven before or complete law-abiding nerds that hold up traffic

According to eyewitnesses associated with his church, Rekieta was spotted driving while appearing drugged.

He received 4 traffic tickets in less than a year, of which 3 involved speeding. He also apparently received a warning for no proof of insurance in April 2023, yet got slapped with fines for no insurance on April 1 and April 8 2024. It's possible that he was driving for up to a year with no insurance. I believe he also claimed on stream to have talked his way out of tickets during this same time period; if true, he was stopped more than 4 times in less than a year.

The last ticket that's visible, he was driving 26 miles over the limit at 9:30 on a Saturday night, weaving over lines, refused to fully roll down the window of his Mustang, and screeched "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF" when confronted. Based on the location he was stopped, he was likely on his way back from "partying" and making a purchase in Minneapolis.

Given what is known about the situation, it's stunning that he made it through the period without a DUI charge or serious accident.

 

[Desktop User2]

Clearly the system has not just been broken for a few weeks,

I dont know if we can clearly attest to that, maybe Aaron could say something about it since they were trying to sell him the house and he must´ve seen it recently. I can buy it being an old problem if the house was closed but they were using it for guests, no?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Rackets has the tackiest taste in the world

Bing!

According to eyewitnesses associated with his church, Rekieta was spotted driving while appearing drugged.

He received 4 traffic tickets in less than a year, of which 3 involved speeding. He also apparently received a warning for no proof of insurance in April 2023, yet got slapped with fines for no insurance on April 1 and April 8 2024. It's possible that he was driving for up to a year with no insurance. I believe he also claimed on stream to have talked his way out of tickets during this same time period; if true, he was stopped more than 4 times in less than a year.

The last ticket that's visible, he was driving 26 miles over the limit at 9:30 on a Saturday night, weaving over lines, refused to fully roll down the window of his Mustang, and screeched "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF" when confronted. Based on the location he was stopped, he was likely on his way back from "partying" and making a purchase in Minneapolis.

Given what is known about the situation, it's stunning that he made it through the period without a DUI charge or serious accident.

To be fair, not having proof of insurance doesn't mean not having insurance. I know, I know; it's Rackets, so 50-50 at best. And the other thing is that most insurance companies make it so you can pull up your proof of insurance online - 15 years ago cops would say, nope, need the paper you printed out at home, but not anymore - they will look at what you pull up on your phone and be satisfied with it. So my 50-50 now goes to 90-10 he was actually uninsured, and/or wasted, unable to think, and just willing to take the no poi citation if it meant less time for the cop to figure out he was also drunk.

 

[not william stenchever]

Helps if you have a car where those speeds feel like walking.

I use my speedometer because my car rides so smooth it's hard to tell that you're going way over the speed limit and you generally get where you're going quicker by not getting pulled over.