Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

okuyasu said:
Graeme is dealing with liver failure, so he is... He also now has up a gofundme it seems. https://gofund.me/18d972dc Very funny how the description just ends with
"And as a special needs person who is a slow learner and is depressed and ax", not sure what that really entails at the end.
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I think we can all agree, Graeme does NOT buy his own ingredients and cook his own food, not a chance in hell he knows how to make something as simple as eggs, let alone a whole ass meal.
His family cooks for him and they all eat together. His "food budget" is more a snack budget.
 
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I came for the liver failure, and laughed at the lack of ass wiping. At what point do you just accept you're just a disgusting hob goblin and do nothing to change that?

Also I know he's fucking Irish, but is he actually a heavy drinker? I feel like there would be more slip ups and behind the curtain shots if he did.
 
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With how constant he claims to be depressed all the time I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't killed himself yet, with the added liver failure maybe dearest Graeme's time is coming to an end? Who would want to donate a liver to him after looking up his name online and seeing he's a retarded pedo who doesn't follow basic hygiene?
 
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If it's any consolation, this hobnonce won't be getting a liver anytime soon. Most places want to make sure you can follow basic instructions when it comes to dietary and meds, and if they see that you aren't, you get pushed further back on the list. They do not like wasting organs, especially if it could have gone to someone else who could take care of themselves.
 
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Syntaxion said:
I think we can all agree, Graeme does NOT buy his own ingredients and cook his own food, not a chance in hell he knows how to make something as simple as eggs, let alone a whole ass meal.
His family cooks for him and they all eat together. His "food budget" is more a snack budget.
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When he talked about buying food in the shop before, he referenced things like yoghurts and ice cream. That's the kind of stuff he's whining about not being able to afford because we know his mother cooks him dinner everyday.
 
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Frofo Baggis said:
If Graeme couldn't repulse you anymore, he's admitted he doesn't wipe his ass when he uses the toilet.
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I didn’t expect to come back to hear he doesn’t wipe and may I remind you he only showers twice a week. No wonder why he is accused of being smelly as shit! You know his ass is itchy!

The shower is probably what cleans his shitty ass. Can you imagine that you’re about to take a shower….. you get naked and about to get in only to see your retarded sibling’s crusty shit on the shower floor.
 
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NotwhatyouSAW said:
I didn’t expect to come back to hear he doesn’t wipe and may I remind you he only showers twice a week. No wonder why he is accused of being smelly as shit! You know his ass is itchy!

The shower is probably what cleans his shitty ass. Can you imagine that you’re about to take a shower….. you get naked and about to get in only to see your retarded sibling’s crusty shit on the shower floor.
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Bold of you to assume he washes his ass in his biweekly showering
 
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Man In A Dress said:
Holy shit I thought this thread died (so I did) and Graham finally disappeared.
So happy to read through new lore, so I am.
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See, I was thinking the same thing, about two minutes ago.

Then I read the ass wipe update, and now I wish so badly that I'd missed this new lore.

Worst reboot ever, so it is. *sigh*
 
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You know what really speaks volumes of horrifying as well?

He finds it gross to wipe without gloves. I mean… I guess I can see where one might think that……. That’s also why we have this thing called “washing your hands after using the bathroom” but ….. whatever I suppose.

But despite thinking that…. You know he isn’t buying disposable gloves to help himself out on that little problem. He will claim for it to be so gross (as if sitting in the left overs of your shit isn’t more gross) but he won’t even buy products to help himself our with what he finds gross. Why do that, when you can use the money to buy more video games I guess?
 
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NotwhatyouSAW said:
I didn’t expect to come back to hear he doesn’t wipe and may I remind you he only showers twice a week. No wonder why he is accused of being smelly as shit! You know his ass is itchy!

The shower is probably what cleans his shitty ass. Can you imagine that you’re about to take a shower….. you get naked and about to get in only to see your retarded sibling’s crusty shit on the shower floor.
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twice a week is way better than i thought. it could've been twice a month.
 
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