Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

That oven is way too cute and non-saggy to be NAL.

I would like to take this opportunity to say that she SCRATCHES THE FUCK out of her parents' ceramic stove top by throwing groceries on top of it, and by cutting meat/mixing tuna casserole on it. The stove top is NOT a work surface you inconsiderate fucking bent-ear BITCH.

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Look at this shit. I'm sad that her parents' oven is actually pretty expensive and she fucked it all. Those marks are not grease/dirt. That is pitting from her constant oven abuse. Fucking cacodemon bitch. She MUST destroy everything in her close orbit.
You think that's bad....you should see what the bottom of that bathtub looks like.


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Before NAL went foraging in the woods for the cat she finally named the youtuber Jawshie said looked like her. She names her as Jennifer Malowski but I found a Jennifer Moleski. Is this who she's talking about?!? 😂😂
 

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Before NAL went foraging in the woods for the cat she finally named the youtuber Jawshie said looked like her. She names her as Jennifer Malowski but I found a Jennifer Moleski. Is this who she's talking about?!? 😂😂
I can see it. Mainly the down turned eyes, but that's about it. She doesn't have a witch nose or dumbo ears.

I'm catching up on the cat rescue in the woods. I wonder if she's still out there....
 
I can see it. Mainly the down turned eyes, but that's about it. She doesn't have a witch nose or dumbo ears.

I'm catching up on the cat rescue in the woods. I wonder if she's still out there....
After she cussed out the cat for not allowing her to catch it she went home I'm pretty sure. She did say she'd try again the next day so I'm sure she'll be back out there tonight with the hedge clippers lol
 
This woman has literally zero situational awareness (when she's not manipulating Cobes of course) or sense of danger and self preservation. Dressing like a $20 hooker and going to a homeless camp in dense woods to rescue a cat is not going to end well and the only thing that saved her tonight was the standard issue lolcow plot armor.
 
That cat was a trole prob sent by Messica and I love it.

I think my favorite/saddest part was how punitive she was with the cat. Imagine you have cat food on a paper plate and you ride bike. When the cat youre bullying doesn't present itself upon request do you A: leave the food for the cat, its prob scared and will come out in due time or B: fold the plate of oxidizing cat food up and bike it home because th- th -that cat was an asshole and doesn't deserve Olis good food
 
"I'm done" cuts another branch "Ok I'm going home" cuts another branch "Fuck you stupid cat" cuts another branch "I'm going home cat" cuts another branch.

The only reason she went home is because she couldn't stream saving the kitten for internet ass pats. She is the WORST at catching kittens, its amazing she has other cats to begin with. She should have left that food for the cat. What an asshole.
 
"I'm done" cuts another branch "Ok I'm going home" cuts another branch "Fuck you stupid cat" cuts another branch "I'm going home cat" cuts another branch.

The only reason she went home is because she couldn't stream saving the kitten for internet ass pats. She is the WORST at catching kittens, its amazing she has other cats to begin with. She should have left that food for the cat. What an asshole.
Her forestry skills are just like her cooking and cleaning skills. She does it in slow motion and focuses on one little spot at a time.
 
"I'm done" cuts another branch "Ok I'm going home" cuts another branch "Fuck you stupid cat" cuts another branch "I'm going home cat" cuts another branch.

The only reason she went home is because she couldn't stream saving the kitten for internet ass pats. She is the WORST at catching kittens, its amazing she has other cats to begin with. She should have left that food for the cat. What an asshole.
She legit got on her bike and told the cat she was about to go home and go to bed I almost fucking lost it and then she got off her bike and went back over to the woods lmao
 
This woman has literally zero situational awareness (when she's not manipulating Cobes of course) or sense of danger and self preservation. Dressing like a $20 hooker and going to a homeless camp in dense woods to rescue a cat is not going to end well and the only thing that saved her tonight was the standard issue lolcow plot armor.
That's what I kept saying! Bitch was clearly at a Bum Camp and should stop messing with people's stuff.
Also she kept complaining/pretending to be scared that there was no longer a chair at the entrance. She clearly was at a different entrance and that's why it looked different.
 
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