Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

A major factor in his Mustang purchase was availability, the dealer's network had one in stock so he could get one NOW NOW NOW instead of being placed in the manufacturing queue. He outright said he considered some other stuff first but the Mustang won out just because he could drive it within days instead of having to wait weeks to months for it.

With enough extra money paid and a willingness to compromise on certain features, the sort of issues he is talking about can be avoided. He was dumb, lazy and has no taste in such things. Besides which he "wanted it now" in the middle of winter when he couldn't really drive a car like that anyway. At the very least, money should not have been an excuse.

As far as his tickets go, he lives in a rural area where typically its not difficult to know where the police usually are and how to avoid them. I think he even got busted in the same place twice. He also has tickets for just plain dumb things like driving with expired registration and driving without insurance.

 

[Fortyone]

I remember back when Nick was still on team kiwifarms and was one of the only people online who stood up for the farms, how he still had a veneer of wholesomeness and Christian values. But that's all in the past now after his transformation into lord balldo.

I think the one area he's improved in this year would be his reluctance to stream, thank god. THANK YOU for not streaming and actually caring about your family for the first time in years Nick, maybe next you can get your daughter off cocaine next dude.

Edit: fuck nevermind he's still doing it. All progress lost.

 

[Fapcop]

You guys sound like old women. Long open road? Going to hit triple digits np, won't even raise the heartbeat. Helps if you have a car where those speeds feel like walking.

Yeah. It’s rural Minnesota. You can drive for long, straight stretches without seeing another car.

But ffs, if you get busted pay up like a man.

With enough extra money paid and a willingness to compromise on certain features, the sort of issues he is talking about can be avoided. He was dumb, lazy and has no taste in such things. Besides which he "wanted it now" in the middle of winter when he couldn't really drive a car like that anyway. At the very least, money should not have been an excuse.

Paying dealership money to get it NOW NOW NOW and lose 20%-30% value the moment you drive it off the lot.

Nick really showed hisbretarded trust fund brain with that one.

Fuck, he could get a REALLY nice mildly used car like a Porsche for the money he spent.

Maserati and Jaguars are other vehicles that lose value crazy fast and can be bought on the cheap.

But hey, this is Nick we’re talking about. The cuck who called his dad to tell him about a robotic dog he was planning as his “next 10.000$ purchase”.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

wanting to bring a green screen to avoid revealing the room

I’m honestly surprised more internet personalities don’t do this, especially when out and about, and especially if they attract people that will clearly f with them.

Heck, I think if you buy like a portable setups, a lot of them come with screens. Entirely to shield where you are, although mostly so you don’t have to clean up the background as you might be unable to,

 

[Desktop User2]

literally took me less than a minute to find, and this is just a small clip of an hour long rant that includes him talking about fucking the guys kids. So get A-logging motherfucker.

I gotta give it to Melton: that fat homosexual pedophile has the most dedicated set of pedo washers in the Sektur. Maybe he did invent the Internet in the 40s, was best friend with Chaplin outta of their mutual love for minors, fathered adopted - Rubin style, because he is also a homosexual - and breastfed Bill Burr after all. What a legend the fat homosexual pedophile Patrick Melton is.

 

[Major]

Imagine getting a ticket, lol. I've known of people who've driven a car for years with no licence for insurance and never been caught. Just stay off the main roads and you'll never be caught

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick is scared shit-less now that it is possible Aaron might take this STUPID revenge porn case TO TRIAL and Kayla and Nick and Side piece will be REQUIRED to testify cuz ALL are on the affidavit.

Imagine Kayla having to confirm that the nudes she sent to Aaron are hers, and that she sent them under Oath.

 

[not william stenchever]

Fuck, he could get a REALLY nice mildly used car like a Porsche for the money he spent.

I have a cousin that is big into Porsche cars and I've never thought of him as an abject retard. Ford should probably probably do some marketing to attempt to dissuade retards that can't drive from buying a mustang. Or do the 4D chess thing and pay a competitor to build a car that retards who buy mustangs would buy instead.

 

[Oxyjen]

Ford should probably probably do some marketing to attempt to dissuade retards that can't drive from buying a mustang

That is potentially bad for business though. Nobody ever went broke selling flashy toys to retards with too much money (or credit).

I agree a Charger / Hellcat is more his style though. Imagine having that little impulse control as a 40+ adult.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That is potentially bad for business though. Nobody ever went broke selling toys to retards with too much money (or credit).

I agree a Charger / Hellcat is more his style though. Imagine having that little impulse control as a 40+ adult.

Hellcats are good for 2 things.
Having them stolen by a bunch of niggers who then wreck it during a joyride.
Killing yourself while running from the police.

On second thought, Nick should get a Hellcat.

 

[Vibralldo]

Hey @SamuellyGenie the research and timeline is done for you. You know what you have to do now.
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Geno's documentary series introduced a new generation of sociopaths to Chris that tried to ruin his life and it helped drive him further into madness

He has to do one for Nick

 

[Fortyone]

Geno's documentary series introduced a new generation of sociopaths to Chris that tried to ruin his life and it helped drive him further into madness

He has to do one for Nick

Not like it matters anymore since caden and the Finnish chick have him locked up all for themselves anyway. Chris hasn't done anything interesting asides from grifting Geno's audience to buy his gravel and other garbage since he got out and made some of the worst livestreams imaginable.

 

[Captain Manning]

A BMW that is worth owning is a lot more expensive than a Rustang.

Actually, that Shelby 500 he bought cost about the same as a well-equipped BMW M5 of the same model year. People mock it for being a Rustang, but it's not a standard Rustang.

There are a multitude of cars he could have chosen that would have been more practical than what he went with.

Imagine Kayla having to confirm that the nudes she sent to Aaron are hers, and that she sent them under Oath.

And that she sent them willingly. That's the part Nick likely wants obfuscated. To get Aaron into trouble, Nick had to confess to cuckery.

 

[Owlbear]

Also, related to Nick being a cuck, I doubt that anyone has been tried for revenge porn for sharing pictures with exactly one person through private communication channels. That might be the "fact pattern" issue that the DA has with this case.

That would criminalize a lot of behavior that people think is OK. Anyone texting an ex's dick pick to a friend now becomes "revenge porn" and if they talk about it on a twitch stream that adds "intent to harass." Sure buddy.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Also, related to Nick being a cuck, I doubt that anyone has been tried for revenge porn for sharing pictures with exactly one person through private communication channels. That might be the "fact pattern" issue that the DA has with this case.

That would criminalize a lot of behavior that people think is OK. Anyone texting an ex's dick pick to a friend now becomes "revenge porn" and if they talk about it on a twitch stream that adds "intent to harass." Sure buddy.

Good point, I think the thing that is missing from the case is the "publication" part, because that would normally involve the indiscriminate dissemination via public platform, not one case of sending one picture.

Everyone's media transfers would suddenly become potentially criminal when it contains something someone else has a claim to, like pictures of a person or, god forbid, copyrighted material of other types like music/video.

 

[xFalz]

RekietaDegeneracyTimeline

Sincerely awesome job doing this. The only two big things I can think of that aren't there are the Dear John stream and for Aaron/April detailing the argument they had on air about April never having orgasms with Aaron.

 

[Vibralldo]

Not like it matters anymore since caden and the Finnish chick have him locked up all for themselves anyway. Chris hasn't done anything interesting asides from grifting Geno's audience to buy his gravel and other garbage since he got out and made some of the worst livestreams imaginable.

A fully wetbrained Nick, too retarded to function due to the holes in his brain forced to sign balldos by his new live in zoomer "manager" because he's out of money.

I think it fits Nick well.

 

[House Cat]

Aaron live now discussing the timeline for those who care. @Potentially Criminal is in chat.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Aaron live now discussing the timeline for those who care. @Potentially Criminal is in chat.

Well, this is enlightening.

 

[repentance]

As far as his tickets go, he lives in a rural area where typically its not difficult to know where the police usually are and how to avoid them. I think he even got busted in the same place twice. He also has tickets for just plain dumb things like driving with expired registration and driving without insurance.

It's a double edged sword. There are going to be a limited amount of cops, they're all going to know his car and there probably aren't going to be a lot of different routes he can take to the places he goes regularly.