DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elbe]

Phil is so done with the negative begging. You'll never again hear him pleading for money to buy games, groceries, pet supplies, paper plates etc.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

yeah. it's just a regular burger to bring in retards since it's the 25th anniversary of spongebob. honestly, these people don't even like spongebob. they just want to consume. it just blows my mind that phil wants around 2k for people to watch him eat. god, help us all
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He will eat it secretly off stream without telling the dents if he doesn't get the required goal, he genuinely is excited to try this burger. When he was looking it up and read that it was "limited edition" you could see retarded consumer FOMO lights going off in his brain and he hastily reduced the requirements from a 25 streak to a 13 or whatever the fuck it's on now. Any time you see things such as this advertised, remember that idiots like Phil are the primary target for trash, "for a limited time only!" nostalgia bait products.

 

[Yung Dalph]

He will eat it secretly off stream without telling the dents if he doesn't get the required goal, he genuinely is excited to try this burger. When he was looking it up and read that it was "limited edition" you could see retarded consumer FOMO lights going off in his brain and he hastily reduced the requirements from a 25 streak to a 13 or whatever the fuck it's on now. Any time you see things such as this advertised, remember that idiots like Phil are the primary target for trash, "for a limited time only!" nostalgia bait products.

He likes to integrate those approaches in his streams too. I'm surprised he doesn't have a DSPBattlePass with time locked hats and vests yet.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Phil is so done with the negative begging. You'll never again hear him pleading for money to buy games, groceries, pet supplies, paper plates etc.

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Only took 15+ years to figure that out. What a faggot

 

[DerelictOnion]

Something tells me he'll still treat the dumbasses who support his existence like crap. There is only one positive thing and it is today's goal. If they don't help him reach it they can go felt themselves

 

[Balr0g]

He likes to integrate those approaches in his streams too. I'm surprised he doesn't have a DSPBattlePass with time locked hats and vests yet.

His version would jump right back to 0 when the goals are hit

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil is so done with the negative begging. You'll never again hear him pleading for money to buy games, groceries, pet supplies, paper plates etc.

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My favorite is how he spends so much time whining about his broken appliances, but then he says "we don't have time to shop for them", bitch it's a dishwasher not a car or a house.

Also he was doing "day before day off" begging only 3 months ago. Every time you bring something up to him, he treats it like ancient history, while at the same time bringing up his stupid power company story (which is at least 10 years old now) or the swatting (which is at least 8 years old).

And most rationale streamers would say "lets his X non-monetary goal" and I'll do something fun. Buying a shitty Wendy's meal should not be a goal behind a $1k paywall. That's something you just do because you feel like doing it. But he can't even ask his 300 lb wife to go buy something and bring him, with the fear that she'll fuck up the order or eat it herself, so he has to make ordering Wendys thru Doordash a fucking event.

His version would jump right back to 0 when the goals are hit

I still will always laugh when a few days like this would happen:

Day 1 Tips - $400
Day 2 Tips - $200
Day 3 Tips - $14
Day 4 Tips - $23
You'd get a segment about how tips across the last 2 days were low and "I'm not sure what's going on guys"

How you're a 42 year old man and that piss poor with money baffles me but he is. He hasn't spent every dime of everything he made from the Kino arc, but we all know that day is coming soon when day off begging returns.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I don't even care if Phil said nigger 50 times a stream just be honest.

I don't think anyone on this site, or any of Phil's 'tractors actually cares if Phil said nigger or would care if he said it every stream. It's just his obstinate moral fagging over it that makes it funny.

My favorite is how he spends so much time whining about his broken appliances, but then he says "we don't have time to shop for them", bitch it's a dishwasher not a car or a house.

He's never buying a dishwasher when Kat is probably the only one washing dishes. If it doesn't directly affect Phil personally then he's not spending money on it.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't think anyone on this site, or any of Phil's 'tractors actually cares if Phil said nigger or would care if he said it every stream. It's just his obstinate moral fagging over it that makes it funny.

He's never buying a dishwasher when Kat is probably the only one washing dishes. If it doesn't directly affect Phil personally then he's not spending money on it.

He's going to eventually buy the dishwasher and act like it was the greatest accomplishment ever and he's a saint for doing it, even though he let it sit broken for years when he was making $10K a month. It's like Jasper's bloodwork. Phil says his wife and cat/son are the only things he cares about, but fuck spending actual money on them when he can do pulls in WWEC instead.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

I don't think anyone on this site, or any of Phil's 'tractors actually cares if Phil said nigger or would care if he said it every stream. It's just his obstinate moral fagging over it that makes it funny.

He's never buying a dishwasher when Kat is probably the only one washing dishes. If it doesn't directly affect Phil personally then he's not spending money on it.

I think Phil’s house is a paper plate and plastic utensils type of house regardless of the machine works or not. In his mind it’s probably the financially responsible option as his time is money (begging).

 

[30+GameOvers]

He will eat it secretly off stream without telling the dents if he doesn't get the required goal, he genuinely is excited to try this burger. When he was looking it up and read that it was "limited edition" you could see retarded consumer FOMO lights going off in his brain and he hastily reduced the requirements from a 25 streak to a 13 or whatever the fuck it's on now. Any time you see things such as this advertised, remember that idiots like Phil are the primary target for trash, "for a limited time only!" nostalgia bait products.

Phil is the dream consoomer: Game companies pander to him as if he was their one true king, WWE loves him because he spend tens of thousands of dollars on their shitty gacha, a perfect whale, and of course he MUST have anything that is limited edition, every single trick in the book works for him. It helps that he has a steady stream of income from people even dumber and more pathetic than him.
This is the end game here: Make sure that every single one of your consoomers is a DSP. As retarded as that sounds, you got to wonder just how true that is when we literally have a presentation where a professional game dev straight up admits that DSP is their target audience. When this is what they say in public, you have to wonder what they say behind closed doors.

 

[Pargon]

My favorite is how he spends so much time whining about his broken appliances, but then he says "we don't have time to shop for them", bitch it's a dishwasher not a car or a house.

If it was anyone other than Phil I’d believe them. Dishwashers are expensive and you need some (possibly) surprising information to make sure you get one that will fit if you want a recessed one and that your kitchen wiring can handle the additional load. And like any product at any given time there are several which suck. It’s not nearly as complicated as a house or a vehicle, no, but you can screw it up easily with lack of planning or making assumptions, two things Phil could do for his country, so even though he’s lying the idea itself is a good one.

 

[johnkimble123]

If it was anyone other than Phil I’d believe them. Dishwashers are expensive and you need some (possibly) surprising information to make sure you get one that will fit if you want a recessed one and that your kitchen wiring can handle the additional load. And like any product at any given time there are several which suck. It’s not nearly as complicated as a house or a vehicle, no, but you can screw it up easily with lack of planning or making assumptions, two things Phil could do for his country, so even though he’s lying the idea itself is a good one.

I mean... he's an adult. We're treating him like he's playing house or something. I'm probably wrong for assuming Phil and common sense go together.

If he can figure out what amount of overpriced foam is needed for his walls, and how much to get, and what size, he can put 2+2 together and do the same for a dishwasher. Most things in life aren't plug & play. If he can't handle this, I'm going to laugh when something serious breaks, like a water heater, or when he needs a roof repair.

 

[dent_whisperer]

If it was anyone other than Phil I’d believe them. Dishwashers are expensive and you need some (possibly) surprising information to make sure you get one that will fit if you want a recessed one and that your kitchen wiring can handle the additional load. And like any product at any given time there are several which suck. It’s not nearly as complicated as a house or a vehicle, no, but you can screw it up easily with lack of planning or making assumptions, two things Phil could do for his country, so even though he’s lying the idea itself is a good one.

Imagine Phil with a tape measure trying to figure out the dimensions for the dishwasher.

 

[Gramh]

I mean... he's an adult. We're treating him like he's playing house or something. I'm probably wrong for assuming Phil and common sense go together.

If he can figure out what amount of overpriced foam is needed for his walls, and how much to get, and what size, he can put 2+2 together and do the same for a dishwasher. Most things in life aren't plug & play. If he can't handle this, I'm going to laugh when something serious breaks, like a water heater, or when he needs a roof repair.

The man is scared to put in a ceiling fan. He purchased 2 sets of foam, he didn't know what he was doing he just knew enough of what he was doing to see that 1 was too few. He put the foam behind him, where the least amount of it's function would be because of the acoustics of a 4 wall room. Everything he's done lately, he's had to be held by the hand live by his own audience to perform, or else he'll cry to a professional to do simplistic routine maintenance on everything in his house. He lacks curiosity, an aptitude for learning, and creative problem solving skills to the point where he assumed for some reason that his BMW would communicate it's needs for an oil change to him in whatever fashion. He is very much doing a performative attempt at being an adjusted adult, up to an including his awkward alien rants about basic responsibilities being things others cannot comprehend like grocery shopping.

 

[Twrx]

I mean... he's an adult. We're treating him like he's playing house or something. I'm probably wrong for assuming Phil and common sense go together.

If he can figure out what amount of overpriced foam is needed for his walls, and how much to get, and what size, he can put 2+2 together and do the same for a dishwasher. Most things in life aren't plug & play. If he can't handle this, I'm going to laugh when something serious breaks, like a water heater, or when he needs a roof repair.

He is essentially playing house. It's all one giant larp to him.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I mean... he's an adult. We're treating him like he's playing house or something. I'm probably wrong for assuming Phil and common sense go together.

If he can figure out what amount of overpriced foam is needed for his walls, and how much to get, and what size, he can put 2+2 together and do the same for a dishwasher. Most things in life aren't plug & play. If he can't handle this, I'm going to laugh when something serious breaks, like a water heater, or when he needs a roof repair.

He SAID he recieved a letter from the HOA saying all the pipes in his entire condo/house need to be replaced in the next year or so. And, NO, no insurance or anything will cover it. And he just KNOWS because!

 

[Pargon]

He is essentially playing house. It's all one giant larp to him.

Not that it’s unusual for most places in America but I’m sure there are dozens of contractors of varying qualification in the greater Seattle area ready and waiting to install all the blinds for the other pasty, rubber-armed, micro-penised “humans” who moved out there to work in Big Tech. If he actually does anything about it, he will Google “Renton WI contractors”, get pissed because he can’t find any, bitch about it on a prestream, then quietly realize after eating the 150th roundhouse Cannon Spike of the week that he misspelled the mailing abbreviation of his state. As his ego, only recovering from last night’s embarrassments, soothes itself by banning a retard asking what he had for lunch, he realizes he will need to try again.

Once he can find a contractor willing to communicate exclusively via email and to work without ever having actually met the client, he will receive a list of options that will work for his needs. He will circle the one that’s most expensive on the first page of results, he will sign the requisite layaway agreement and that will be that.

 

[UsedUp]

DSP has and is still blaming the previous owners for things  screwed up or require simple maintenance in his house for 10 or so years now even though he could have fixed them himself. Guaranteed he'd buy the wrong dishwasher that doesn't fit and still blame the previous owners. Phil would blame the shoes on his feet for walking the wrong direction and get away with it if he was surrounded by his dent heads.

 

[San Dimas High School]

DSP is being incredibly cringe at the moment, trying to felt an RTU video. I feel like he's trying to rekindle the relationship with KC but is way too lazy to do it right.