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StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)
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anscochrome
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I'm heading out to make some biochar like a good self congratulatory jackass. After that is completed, I'm going to pound Tulsi Gabbard's name into the ground, then continue to be butthurt when she isn't chosen. Surely, important people take note of what I have to say, no?
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You should look up KingCobraJFS's thread if you truly feel jealous for these greasy doods getting some BPD pussy. Our boy Cobes almost blew his head off with a shotgun because of it while she was casually filming and getting the good angle on it.
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Hey, you don't have to read my posts if you don't like it. Block and move on.
And don't come crying when one of your exes lands you in court with some bullshit.
Nunya Business
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I think the prosecutor and judge will make an example out of Little Tarl and throw the book at him. I bet they've already watched half of his retarded videos, including his unrepentant jail video detailing how the charges are "mostly spurious", how he saw dope use in jail and how everyone's chill there (except the people that work there.) What a total f*cking dumbass.
What's the bet a southern prosecutor and the judge will think that's cute? You think they are going to go easy on an arrogant little yankee know-it-all who abuses his Dutch wife (most likely with their daughter present) and then makes up some malarkey about her "drug dealer" boyfriend threatening him? Then a few months later goes on to cringe-grab his "girlfriend's" cute little tits on stream, They've seen this kind of alcoholic depravity a million times before. They know that he needs to be taught a lesson.
And teach him a lesson is what they're going to do. Assuming he gets an attorney, he will plea out, but he'll serve some real time in the can and have a domestic battery charge on his record in perpetuity. No more guns for Little Skinny Tarl for 10 years. No more showing off on cam about how he goes out back and shoots his glock into the air for fun. What a f*cking lolcow.
Ironically this IS the best outcome for him. It will give him a chance to reboot and reset. Will he? No. He'll be back doing the same old shit within a year.
What's the bet a southern prosecutor and the judge will think that's cute? You think they are going to go easy on an arrogant little yankee know-it-all who abuses his Dutch wife (most likely with their daughter present) and then makes up some malarkey about her "drug dealer" boyfriend threatening him? Then a few months later goes on to cringe-grab his "girlfriend's" cute little tits on stream, They've seen this kind of alcoholic depravity a million times before. They know that he needs to be taught a lesson.
And teach him a lesson is what they're going to do. Assuming he gets an attorney, he will plea out, but he'll serve some real time in the can and have a domestic battery charge on his record in perpetuity. No more guns for Little Skinny Tarl for 10 years. No more showing off on cam about how he goes out back and shoots his glock into the air for fun. What a f*cking lolcow.
Ironically this IS the best outcome for him. It will give him a chance to reboot and reset. Will he? No. He'll be back doing the same old shit within a year.
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Styx is a black magic amateur compared to our BOY Cobes. He can't even get his election predictions right, let alone dodge criminal charges.
This is what a real pagan spellcaster looks like.
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Praying for a Christ is King judge to take a dislike to Styx's Satanic world view. 
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The best outcome for a skinny white boy in a Louisiana prison is survival with his anus unprolapsed.
And given this idiot's tendency to run his mouth I'm not so sure I'd bet on him achieving that goal.
If I were him I'd probably plead to anything from the Lincoln assassination to debasing the currency to fishing out of season on down as long as it kept me from doing time in that state. Same with Mississippi, Alabama, etc.
Well, there's the battery charge... it seems her weed induced paranoid ass accused him of cheating again (which may or may not be true) and he threw his phone at her striking her in the face. Pretty tame compared to stories of chasing people around with swords and such... but he sounds like such a fucking douche bag in the audio clip I don't know why anyone would keep going back to this clown.
Edit: Further digging through videos on this channel suggest he was accusing her of cheating this time.
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Locust Day
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He's not going to serve any time. This is his first offense as far as I'm aware and it's a minor charge. The Louisiana prisons are filled to bursting already.
Him contacting her after posting bond is a violation of the release agreement... it's possible someone contacted the court with this info, and he's already back in jail.
Edit: He just uploaded a YT video, so it seems he's still out for now.
Locust Day
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I like how Tarl's first instinct as a LOLbertarian is to shit on people who actually work for a living. You would be unchill too if you had to wrangle feral niggers and other assorted riff-raff/deviants everyday for a paycheck.
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Let’s not go that far. There’s plenty of poor excuses to do it but there are like a handful of scenarios where it’s perfectly permissible to punch someone in the head.
Nunya Business
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Domestic Battery is never a minor charge. And his huge $7500 bond (3x the normal bond for this charge) shows exactly what the judge thinks about Little Tarl. He's going down.
It took 209 pages of getting our balls tickled before we got some real receipts. Nice find.
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No, what you've omitted is the 57 million years and times that she has been patient and gone off in neither of those directions, has expressed appropriate concern about the situation and been failed every one of those 57 million times.
So at 57,000,001, yes, she's either going to finally lose patience, or you'll have ground down and squeezed out all the love there was by ignoring all her reasonable, rational, understanding, and likely indulgent tolerance of your dismissive disrespect and degradation.
Nunya Business
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He is so cooked. At the show-cause hearing tomorrow, the judge will ask him if he has abided by the terms of bond. He can either perjure himself and get a felony charge, or he can tell the truth and get his bond revoked. The death-spiral of this arrogant skinny cunt continues.
I am beginning to think he doesn't even have an attorney at all. He said in his video this morning that he was working on figuring out when the hearing was tomorrow and blamed the Louisiana legal system for being "archaic". Brilliant Skinny Tarl, just brilliant.
Now, how are you going to explain to the judge that you violated the terms of your bond? You think the judge cares that you want to work it out with Sam? You're an arrogant fool. My advice to you is to start to loosen up your anal sphincter. Use a cucumber or something like that. Start with a small dill cuke and work up to one of those huge English cukes you pretend to grow in your garden. Pound your anus hard over the next 24 hours. You'll thank me later.
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Boy got the crowd chanting Cobra at Trump rally with his dark magic, he can create storms and cast powerful protection spells... Tarl cant even make his abortion potion's right.
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Both of these people get what they fucking deserve considering both are drug addicts that abandoned their children, I have less than no sympathy.
Tarl, if by a slim chance you manage to see this message. Get fucked you cringe retard, this is what you get for worshiping a demonic owl who isn't protecting you clearly. Continue living in mass delusion, perhaps the deities you worship gave you something when you had nothing so you can experience the most painful and bitter loss imaginable, returning to less than what you were before when you still lived in that trailerpark with the rest of the trash.
If you were truly "protected" you wouldn't be an alcoholic mess. Just hearing you talk in the condescending tone in the abuse video just shows more to me that you would happily be one of those hooded freaks sacrificing babies to Moloch if it meant being a little more than the sniveling long faced rat you are today. I know you experience day to day existential dread and it humors me.
TLDR - Rest In Piss
Tarl, if by a slim chance you manage to see this message. Get fucked you cringe retard, this is what you get for worshiping a demonic owl who isn't protecting you clearly. Continue living in mass delusion, perhaps the deities you worship gave you something when you had nothing so you can experience the most painful and bitter loss imaginable, returning to less than what you were before when you still lived in that trailerpark with the rest of the trash.
If you were truly "protected" you wouldn't be an alcoholic mess. Just hearing you talk in the condescending tone in the abuse video just shows more to me that you would happily be one of those hooded freaks sacrificing babies to Moloch if it meant being a little more than the sniveling long faced rat you are today. I know you experience day to day existential dread and it humors me.
TLDR - Rest In Piss