Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Furries have sex with animals and children, which is most definitely not what’s up. Get blocked trole
Furries and their degeneracy have been part of the Cobraverse since scrapper Steve and summer, get blocked AND hidden trole.

Also as a side note it's crazy how NAL was a massive downgrade from summer, who was a pudgy butch looking autistic furry herself.
 
People kinda forget that Cobra has an eating disorder and there was an entire arc where he'd just beat the shit out of himself if he ate too much. That didn't really go away, it just became a thing he doesn't talk about significantly. He makes giant fuckclobbering slop fests and picks at it for weeks.
Nah I'm convinced that he dropped that entirely with how much he's used DoorDash the past several years and how much weight he's put on this year. My memory may be fuzzy but didn't he do some "baconator challenge" and wolfed down three of them on stream at one point towards the end there at his second apartment? Since time in memoriam, the greasier and unhealthier the slop, the better it is to him. As for the "food hacks" I remain convinced that in at least 75% of cases he records himself taking a few bites, says "it's pretty good toobs.", then throws it out and orders some DoorDash.
 
you can rate me late or whatever but I have been too busy to follow the BOY for a week and I saw his video about it last night while catching up and I have been hysterically laughing at random intervals to myself for 20 hours thinking about the fact that Aaron and Cobes both sucking a tit each together was true.

I assumed she just made that up and my jaw dropped to the floor because it dawned on me as soon as it started when he said "so I didn't wanna talk about it" that he was going to go there. and then within seconds he said "I'm talking, of course about the BOOB sucking incident" and I started laughing until I was crying.

and the fact Aaron had some normal fat girlfriend some place who seemed like a regular working lady find out about all of this and leave him made it even funnier. It's probably just me but that is possibly the funniest cobraverse thing in like 2 years. what a fucked up image to have live rent free in my head the rest of my life is those 3 going at it.

Aaron is one sick motherfucker, why in the world would anyone do that?
 
That wasn't even Messica, it was NAL
Well duhh? No shit idiot. NAL is known as Jessica *MESSICA*. We're not talking about the dumbfuck NAL channel of the same name.

Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

No cap though, where tf can I find more NAL nudes?

I heard they are bringing pitch black back but only in the fountain machines at 7/11 and speedway.

Breh, that's bullshit. I just want my grape mtn. dew
 
One of my favorite Cobraisms is that he (and Clint) claim he has this spiritual power to connect with, calm, and love animals when it is the exact opposite. Kicked the dog, bit by the cat, killed a lizard, hell he even managed to fuck it up with a praying mantis. It's absolutely hysterical lololol
Though love toobz trust and believe
 
Nah I'm convinced that he dropped that entirely with how much he's used DoorDash the past several years and how much weight he's put on this year. My memory may be fuzzy but didn't he do some "baconator challenge" and wolfed down three of them on stream at one point towards the end there at his second apartment? Since time in memoriam, the greasier and unhealthier the slop, the better it is to him. As for the "food hacks" I remain convinced that in at least 75% of cases he records himself taking a few bites, says "it's pretty good toobs.", then throws it out and orders some DoorDash.
It’s not always that simple. Some people with eating disorders go through binge periods where they eat tons of high caloric garbage and loathe themselves afterwards, then go through periods of restrictive eating where they pick at shit for a week and it “cancels out” the previous week in lieu of purging. Hell, he may be purging off camera and we may just coincide that with too much alcohol intake, it would explain his teeth since the acidity of your stomach acid destroys enamel fast. That and the soda, I would attribute a lot of his weight gain to soda and booze, he drinks entirely too much booze and that has a way of bloating the body in strange proportions but soda is a sneaky fucker for weight gain. The sugar content alone is so high that a handful of sodas per day with no exercise for a year will make you a fat fuck.
 
you can rate me late or whatever but I have been too busy to follow the BOY for a week and I saw his video about it last night while catching up and I have been hysterically laughing at random intervals to myself for 20 hours thinking about the fact that Aaron and Cobes both sucking a tit each together was true.

I assumed she just made that up and my jaw dropped to the floor because it dawned on me as soon as it started when he said "so I didn't wanna talk about it" that he was going to go there. and then within seconds he said "I'm talking, of course about the BOOB sucking incident" and I started laughing until I was crying.

and the fact Aaron had some normal fat girlfriend some place who seemed like a regular working lady find out about all of this and leave him made it even funnier. It's probably just me but that is possibly the funniest cobraverse thing in like 2 years. what a fucked up image to have live rent free in my head the rest of my life is those 3 going at it.

Aaron is one sick motherfucker, why in the world would anyone do that?
jesus christ is that why they look like like that?
 
No cap though, where tf can I find more NAL nudes?
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I'm back with more Morrowind shiz
And I've learned more about the Construction Set, so I've started making clothes. But, I've got the Dark Elf, and Orc Cobes together, along with some DANK PANTS.*

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I plan to make a robe and shirt, TNB. Hopefully a hat, too... and if I can get a hat, I can get some glasses made.
And if I can rig that shit, I might be able to make that little bog hut real.
*i don't know how to assign a vendor for the pants, you have to console command them in sorry
 

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I knew Cobies was an alcoholic, a drug addict, an incel, a sex pest, an animal abuser, a simp, a moron, and all around regarded. I didn't realize he was a CUCK, though. That bog witch titty sucking story makes me want to throw up. I actually lost respect for that boy. Somehow, I did. I didn't think I could do it. I hope he doesn't do any gay shit like that when he lets her in again next year.
I had a moment of weakness and woke up with a fucked up shoulder and a swollen up face. WTF Bros, Josh is literally me.

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Back on the wagon again.
Don't ever stop getting back on the wagon, you stupid bitch. You lighten up the thread with your edits. We are all gonna make it. Just please don't go and get yourself doxed.
 
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