Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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sheesh, this took me 5 hours and 16 minutes to draw over the course of like 6 days.
 

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Idk if I'm a super-faggot but anyone giving recreational weed to a pet is extremely disturbing to me.
Isn't weed toxic to dogs? Heck, regular old cigarettes are toxic to dogs (my dog got extremely sick when it ate a used cigarette bud off the ground - dogs are sensitive to nicotine).

I think some people give CBD oil dog treats to anxious dogs, but IDK if that's an actual treatment recommended by vets.
 
I thought the eating disorder thing was just for the camera? Damn, doodt...
That’s a reasonable assumption, it’s been the going rumour for a bit but Clint seems to think it’s very real from the interview. We can say what we want about Clint being a fucking doofus with his photography stuff but he’s not stupid.
 
A bird with a tire iron it is now? Thats how you can tell its all just a game of telephone. Cobra claimed he ran over a bird with his bike tire, cobra lies about a lot of things, like pissing on a dead deer, like ozzy pointing at him in the crowd etc.

He wants to be seen as a badass goth wizard who isn't afraid of trolls, thats why he makes up the most retarded shit to, in his eyes, look cool and "hardcore".
I admit i'm only using my own intuition and have no way of proving this, but I think the bird story is true. He doesn't lie the same way Warlord or other compulsives will - about literally anything and everything. Generally, his lies are copes and serve to protect his ego/make him look cool/reinforce delusions. Theyre funny because it's exactly how a toddler would lie to impress older kids or adults. For example the cat in a cage outside his building that bit him was almost certainly true, given his injury, and if it wasnt it might involve him saying he blasted it with lightning bolts from his wand or w/e.
 
Yeah but the way the body focuses on metabolizing alcohol actually leads to more weight gain to my understanding. Typically alcohol is very calorie dense and the body let's the rest go to fat while it focuses on it.
That's all well and good, but in my experience with addiction, most drugs (including alcohol) hit harder on an empty stomach. And nothing is more important than that next fix, so you put off eating in order to have an empty stomach when you do get that fix. But then the next one isn't far off... And the next thing you know it's been days since you've eaten. Eventually you're just sober enough at some point that you can't ignore the hunger, so you cram your face with whatever easy shit is around. That cycle often isn't something you're necessarily thinking about doing either. It just kind of, idk, happens? Sometimes it's deliberate, but that doesn't really matter.

That fact that alcohol is calorie dense is offset by not eating in order to get a better buzz.

Now, I don't know if Cobes is as deep into that cycle as a hardcore heroin addict might be, but I'm sure it plays a part. He likely primarily only eats the slop he eats on camera, and maybe picks at it throughout the week. The rest is booze. If he were eating like he eats on camera all the time (drinking or not), he'd be a hamplanet.
 
he'd be a hamplanet.
He has gotten fat as fuck. He has gained probably ~50 lbs in the last two years. Tanis buys him groceries every week with his tugboat funds and he always has tons of snacks and shit in his kitchen that don't stack up, they steadily disappear.

NAL said he pukes several times a day however, and he might throw away most of the slop he makes. I think you're right and I think he films all of his big meals. He seems to only pig out when he's got the drunk/high munchies. However he still consumes a lot of food and sugar, so he's gotten very fat. He will continue to get fatter unless for some reason his diet changes and he starts getting exercise, which is unlikely. The boy will have to be moved to the deathfat subforum in another year or two.
 
its either;

a) teeth pain

b) he hates the taste
It's both, I think. He once got a fan care package with some tequila or vodka that was "weed flavoured" and he'd try a shot on cam, he'd simply hold the liquor in his mouth for several seconds and you could see the mental battle he was having with himself over whether or not to swallow because it was a livestream. And once he swallowed it, he'd begin drooling and hacking and coughing, then proclaim it to be "smooth".
This was in Apartment #2 and well before the current arc of tooth decay. I'd find the clip if I had it on hand but I am afraid I do not, sorry.
The only other time I can remember from recent history of Cobra drinking anything unmixedI misremembered, I'm a faggot was the cotton candy everclear.
 
It's both, I think. He once got a fan care package with some tequila or vodka that was "weed flavoured" and he'd try a shot on cam, he'd simply hold the liquor in his mouth for several seconds and you could see the mental battle he was having with himself over whether or not to swallow because it was a livestream. And once he swallowed it, he'd begin drooling and hacking and coughing, then proclaim it to be "smooth".
This was in Apartment #2 and well before the current arc of tooth decay. I'd find the clip if I had it on hand but I am afraid I do not, sorry.
The only other time I can remember from recent history of Cobra drinking anything unmixedI misremembered, I'm a faggot was the cotton candy everclear.
Lets not forget his reaction to neat Jack Daniels
 
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