Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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UncleBlazer said:
Eating raw weed won't do anything. Weed has to be heated to release THC, the thing that gets you high.
Honestly, I've never believed Josh about feeding the dogs straight nugs of weed. It's probably not the best thing for a dog, but it wouldn't get them stoned in the way Josh was describing. It would have been a different story if it was edibles or something
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Agreed, Josh used to hype up all sorts of old shit and I'm pretty sure weed needs to be both decarbed (heated in an oven) and binded with a fat to be effective.

Him getting his dog high is just like his "huge" cock, "big muscles", "damn that goth dude smells good", and "all those girls in highschool who rejected me and regret their decision now", all that shit is in his head.
 
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QUEEN OF DENIAL said:
Idk if I'm a super-faggot but anyone giving recreational weed to a pet is extremely disturbing to me.
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It's pretty gross, but it's pretty on par for Josh. It's exactly what that weird kid from high school would do, but to be in your 30s and defending it still is some serious arrested development.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Yeah, gave up booze and looked 10 years younger.

You’re not as dehydrated, sleep better, and eat better. Cobes is aging himself so badly with the booze. Dressing like a homeless guy probably doesn’t help either
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He could combat it through basic hygiene but even if he wasn't a drunk, I doubt he'd be able to figure out how to moisturize.
 
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Just learned about this guy and honestly my biggest takeaway is this, I'm amazed he's not unbelievably overweight considering his diet consists of junk food and alcohol, I'd legitimately be like 350lbs if I lived like this. Very informative though, 10/10.
 
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Spill said:
Just learned about this guy and honestly my biggest takeaway is this, I'm amazed he's not unbelievably overweight considering his diet consists of junk food and alcohol, I'd legitimately be like 350lbs if I lived like this. Very informative though, 10/10.
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People kinda forget that Cobra has an eating disorder and there was an entire arc where he'd just beat the shit out of himself if he ate too much. That didn't really go away, it just became a thing he doesn't talk about significantly. He makes giant fuckclobbering slop fests and picks at it for weeks.
 
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Fortyone said:
The thing about NAL is that you have to let her into your place, probably repeatedly, to get to that point which a vast majority of people wouldn't do. She's probably the ugliest person in both body and mind I've ever seen and if Josh wasn't so absolutely desperate for human contact and pussy he wouldn't have given her a chance. So imo she could only influence the most desperate of incels and not just anyone.

Josh is so completely lonely and cut off from humanity he'd be willing to hang out with pretty much anyone especially if pussy is involved, I'm worried some day an even worse manipulator might show up and take control of him that way.
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Hard-core BDSM doms would love to fix her attitude, and honestly that would probably be good for her. She's fuckin ugly, but then again she doesn't even try.
I bet Josh will let her in 1 more time.
 
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Spill said:
Just learned about this guy and honestly my biggest takeaway is this, I'm amazed he's not unbelievably overweight considering his diet consists of junk food and alcohol, I'd legitimately be like 350lbs if I lived like this. Very informative though, 10/10.
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
People kinda forget that Cobra has an eating disorder and there was an entire arc where he'd just beat the shit out of himself if he ate too much. That didn't really go away, it just became a thing he doesn't talk about significantly. He makes giant fuckclobbering slop fests and picks at it for weeks.
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There's also reason to believe he's mostly only ever eating when on camera, so it's one disgusting giga-meal, and then nothing else for the day.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
People kinda forget that Cobra has an eating disorder and there was an entire arc where he'd just beat the shit out of himself if he ate too much. That didn't really go away, it just became a thing he doesn't talk about significantly. He makes giant fuckclobbering slop fests and picks at it for weeks.
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I thought the eating disorder thing was just for the camera? Damn, doodt...

If I can get the Morrowind construction set to stop acting cute, I might mod a cobra robe for him. Fuck, if I can get better at modding, I'd like to make him a little boglim hut, either around Azura's Coast or the Bitter Coast... Make him a little merchant of mead (spoiled potions)...
 
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Spill said:
Just learned about this guy and honestly my biggest takeaway is this, I'm amazed he's not unbelievably overweight considering his diet consists of junk food and alcohol, I'd legitimately be like 350lbs if I lived like this. Very informative though, 10/10.
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Fans like to debate about if he has a crazy metabolism or if he only ever eats on camera. He has been getting chubbier lately so the former opinion might be the truth.

alcoholics usually eat less because of how much they drink
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Yeah but the way the body focuses on metabolizing alcohol actually leads to more weight gain to my understanding. Typically alcohol is very calorie dense and the body let's the rest go to fat while it focuses on it.
 
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I thought the eating disorder thing was just for the camera? Damn, doodt...

If I can get the Morrowind construction set to stop acting cute, I might mod a cobra robe for him. Fuck, if I can get better at modding, I'd like to make him a little boglim hut, either around Azura's Coast or the Bitter Coast... Make him a little merchant of mead (spoiled potions)...
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There could be a whole quest to liberate the poor hermit-mage from a mind affecting curse, bestowed by a beast the lurks nearby bogs, that turns out to be an ash vampire or something.

The journal entries would be great.
 
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I'm willing to believe that Cobes associates his diet with some negative events in his childhood. As early as the BC Rich Warlock Guitar Smashing Incident, he openly refers to himself as a "Fucking porker" for eating food. Given that Homedad used to own a gym, maybe he conditioned his BOY to never want to get fat.
 
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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
Fans like to debate about if he has a crazy metabolism or if he only ever eats on camera. He has been getting chubbier lately so the former opinion might be the truth.
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I think he had some kind of crazy metabolism in his younger years but he's beginning to bloat, both because of his increased alcohol intake and because of the general state of his actively decaying corpse on camera. He doesn't do much outside of his home anymore, either. I could believe he only eats on camera, we know he takes days to eat his crazier food creations like the bogrritos from last year, due of the sheer size of the portions and the state of his chompers.
I could also totally believe the disordered eating/self-punishment regarding food, even though I always imagined it to be purely for the camera. Cobra off-camera has been revealed to be close to his on-camera antics, so I wouldn't be shocked if that was the truth.
 
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ResignedCustodes said:
There could be a whole quest to liberate the poor hermit-mage from a mind affecting curse, bestowed by a beast the lurks nearby bogs, that turns out to be an ash vampire or something.

The journal entries would be great.
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Wait!! It could be a fuckin Hunger, or a Winged Twilight named JESSICA BOYLE!
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