- Joined
- Feb 28, 2020
See how wholesome and traddad I am? As I pay money to speak to a pedophile who I am morally aligned with, because you see, the pedophile Melton has decided to target my enemy, Aaron Imholte, the ex-husband of my platonic friend, April, who I allow to live at my second home because she has been victimized by her ex husband, Aaron Imholte, who has also victimized my monogamous wife by criminally spreading her nudes he feloniously obtained of my WIFE, SEAN, who is monogamous with me, um, anyways he's bad and evil and April is just our very good friend who I take on dates and keep close by my side in public despite the slanderous rumors that I drink whiskey and do cocaine with her and also fuck her in her stinky pussy, anyways, um, fuck that guy Aaron we hate him because he's a bad dude, so bad I want to talk to an open pedophile, and I have so little compunction about it I actually am snuggling my cocaine smeared daughter who is wholesomely being an iPad kid right next to me, at this moment, not aware that I am chatting with a pedophile who alogs her former polyfather, the criminal revenge pornographer Aaron Imholte. The issue is obviously not the revenge porn, because I'm also tight with fellow father-of-the-year Ethan Ralph, but Aaron is also a cuckold, lol, fuck that guy